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1537   GlocknLoad   2021 Mar 9, 7:38pm  

Patrick says
I mean hosted by lost of people all at once instead of from one centralized server.

So everyone who wants to would have all of the patrick.net text and pictures on their own computer, and we could all share new comments and pictures either directly laptop to laptop, or maybe through relay servers which don't do anything but forward requests.

The two main ways I see of doing that are:

1. You run some little proxy locally which translates http requests into sftp requests to friends' computers which know your public ssh key.
2. Everyone connects via websockets to a relay which does nothing but allow direct communication between all our browsers.

There are problems with either approach, but they would give great resistance to censorship, and the first method would also let you surf everything and make comments while you're offline, to be synched up later.

People like you are geniuses. Btw, I will probably be looking for a new IT genius in the next 12 months. Can I assume you know lots of these types of people?
1538   Patrick   2021 Mar 9, 7:51pm  

Lol, having read a lot of technical docs does not qualify one as a genius, but thank you anyway!

I do know a lot of programmers, but I think they are all employed already.

Happy if you post technical questions here so I and other people can chime in.
1539   Ceffer   2021 Mar 17, 3:05pm  

Japanese Anime nude fighting, Lol!
https://youtu.be/OJcoNgjW2sQ

"Kick her in the tits!"
1540   Onvacation   2021 Mar 21, 1:59pm  

Nice yacht!
1541   Tenpoundbass   2021 Mar 21, 2:10pm  

Yeah you can see the man in the boat.
1542   rocketjoe79   2021 Mar 22, 3:40pm  

Two power levers means twin screws on that yacht. So you can screw both ways.

Also, so thankful for ladies without tats. Keep 'em coming.
1543   Rin   2021 Mar 26, 9:33am  

Meghan Markle with boobs ...

1544   Rin   2021 Mar 26, 10:10am  

1545   Onvacation   2021 Mar 29, 1:45pm  

I always get suspicious when a woman's nipples are bigger than her eyeballs. Not complaining, just sayin'.
1546   Kepi   2021 Mar 29, 2:06pm  

Ok, I nominate this one to be the one that should stop posing for cheese cake/sexy nude pictures and should be busy making new people! If I have ever seen a better example of the perfection of a vessel of human reproduction I cannot recall it.

HunterTits says
1547   MisdemeanorRebel   2021 Mar 29, 6:58pm  

HunterTits says


Hail to the King, Baby.
1548   porkchopXpress   2021 Mar 29, 7:58pm  

Guys, what's your preference in vajay-jay...outtie or innie (i.e., clamshell)? I prefer outties.
1549   Onvacation   2021 Mar 29, 8:26pm  

porkchopexpress says
Guys, what's your preference in vajay-jay...outtie or innie (i.e., clamshell)? I prefer outties.

I don't mind shucking clams.
We had a summer place on an island in the Puget Sound when I was a kid.
1550   rocketjoe79   2021 Mar 30, 9:51am  

Onvacation says
I always get suspicious when a woman's nipples are bigger than her eyeballs. Not complaining, just sayin'.


Seriously bad photoshop job. C'MON, MAN!
1551   Patrick   2021 Mar 30, 10:24am  

Dayum.
1552   Ceffer   2021 Mar 31, 1:56am  

Looks like they are ramping up on the prurient computer games:
https://youtu.be/FRyBtJa4EBA

1554   Ceffer   2021 Apr 3, 11:48am  

Ah, poor Turtle. She had honorary brass balls for sure, although I am still aching from the hernias she gave me laughing as she sent The Duck scampering away yelping with his tail between his legs every time. She was the perfect antidote to male chauvinism without being an insane, man hating feminist.
1555   Rin   2021 Apr 3, 12:47pm  

1556   Patrick   2021 Apr 3, 6:43pm  

Ceffer says
Ah, poor Turtle. She had honorary brass balls for sure


I'm still sad about that whenever I think of it. I'm glad that at least I got to meet her and her kids.
1557   Rin   2021 Apr 4, 11:59am  

Patrick says
I'm still sad about that whenever I think of it.


So was the husband acquitted?
1558   Patrick   2021 Apr 4, 5:42pm  

Rin says
Patrick says
I'm still sad about that whenever I think of it.


So was the husband acquitted?


I don't know, can't figure it out.

Here are their names:

Eric Scott Sills, 54, who's suspected of killing 45-year-old Susann Stephanie Arsuaga Sills on Nov. 13, 2016
1560   Onvacation   2021 Apr 5, 9:22am  

No. She looks like a biter.
1561   Ceffer   2021 Apr 5, 11:59am  

Onvacation says
No. She looks like a biter.

Maybe. But, it's the only way to shut her up.
Glmph, Glug, Free Shitglmphhh, Gargle.
1562   Onvacation   2021 Apr 5, 12:09pm  

Ceffer says
Onvacation says
No. She looks like a biter.

Maybe. But, it's the only way to shut her up.
Glmph, Glug, Free Shitglmphhh, Gargle.

, Gargle, Glug, "OUCH!"
1563   Patrick   2021 Apr 5, 7:47pm  

Oh damn, you got me with that one @HunterTits
1564   Rin   2021 Apr 5, 7:55pm  

I don't know what's going with you guys, but I simple like to fuck. And that's that!
1565   WookieMan   2021 Apr 6, 8:17am  

Patrick says
Rin says
Patrick says
I'm still sad about that whenever I think of it.


So was the husband acquitted?


I don't know, can't figure it out.

Here are their names:

Eric Scott Sills, 54, who's suspected of killing 45-year-old Susann Stephanie Arsuaga Sills on Nov. 13, 2016

Not the thread for it, but here's the update from the county. May 4th is the next court date. Ridiculous how long this shit takes.
1566   porkchopXpress   2021 Apr 6, 8:42am  

Could you imagine the anticipation for the accused to have to wait that long for judgment day?
1567   Ceffer   2021 Apr 6, 10:06am  

It takes that long for the lawyers to drain as much money and every known asset as possible through procedure. If Sills runs out of money, he will be tossed to a Public Defender to plea bargain, unless defense attorney thinks he can get enough free positive publicity to keep defending.

Courts won't defend the Constitution or our voting rights, but will still continue to Suck Money, Suck Money, Suck Money. Take hostages, extort and suck money, it's their real and only purpose now.
1568   Ceffer   2021 Apr 6, 1:01pm  

HunterTits says
WTF are you all even talking about?

Turtledove was an active female member of Patnet several years ago. We got news of her death falling down stairs at her home. It remained that way until further news came that it wasn't an accident and her husband was indicted and arrested for her murder.

His name is Sills, and he was a reproductive doctor. From his arrest and bail, his case has ground on for years now.
1569   Onvacation   2021 Apr 6, 1:23pm  

HunterTits says

ok...don't see how that pertains to this thread but good to know.

'Cause this is TDove:
Patnet Loves what
Turtledove Posted

1570   Rin   2021 Apr 6, 3:53pm  

WookieMan says
Not the thread for it, but here's the update from the county. May 4th is the next court date. Ridiculous how long this shit takes.






Hmm ... if the DA's office is willing to go through all this jazz, then they probably have a convincing case, more than the usual, 'Well, they fought a lot and thus, it's possible that he pushed her down the stairs."

I suspect that the usual scenario would be an immediate acquittal.
1571   WookieMan   2021 Apr 6, 4:16pm  

Rin says
I suspect that the usual scenario would be an immediate acquittal.

$1M bail ($100k) ain't no joke either for a "fall down the stairs" case. Means the prosecutor at least sold the judge on it. Innocent until proven guilty though. Still so weird she posted here I guess and this happened. Sad really. In a way I hope it really was just an accident. Either way her family gets to relive it at this point which sucks for them.

End the sad stuff. More boobs HT.
1572   GNL   2021 Apr 6, 7:44pm  

Onvacation says
HunterTits says

ok...don't see how that pertains to this thread but good to know.

'Cause this is TDove:
Patnet Loves what
Turtledove Posted


This is a picture of her?
1573   Onvacation   2021 Apr 6, 8:14pm  

WineHorror1 says
Turtledove Posted


This is a picture of her?

Yep.

Our reward for Trump winning.
1575   Patrick   2021 Apr 7, 11:35am  

Damn, I'm in love again, just like that.
1576   Onvacation   2021 Apr 12, 3:56pm  

Skill like that takes practice.

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