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No cocks, but the action remains ...

@huntertits rather than uploading all this crap to Bens limited hosting space, why not just upload links to the original source? Is there really a need to duplicate pictures of tits in multiple places around the internet? It's not like pictures of tits are going to stop exiosting tomorrow, and you need a backup upload for some reason.

Zak says

It's not like pictures of tits are going to stop exiosting tomorrow, and you need a backup upload for some reason.

That's a great question!

@patrick Is storage space for all the memes, videos, and titty pictures an issue?

@HunterTits is providing a service for those of us that don't want to search through tons of pornography to find the few artistically posed pictures of beautiful women.

Onvacation says

patrick Is storage space for all the memes, videos, and titty pictures an issue?

Pictures are not too bad, but videos take much more space than pictures and use up download bandwidth. So far it's OK, but if this site gets popular again, I'd need to figure out some way to support that financially.

There is also the legal hazard of users posting copyrighted material. Again, so far it's OK because I can just take down content if someone proves ownership and complains. But long term, I need some other strategy.

I have ideas for a really distributed forum, but I'd need time to work on that. As a worker bee, it would take more time than I have at the moment.

Patrick says

I have ideas for a really distributed forum

What do you mean by "distributed"?

I mean hosted by lost of people all at once instead of from one centralized server.

So everyone who wants to would have all of the patrick.net text and pictures on their own computer, and we could all share new comments and pictures either directly laptop to laptop, or maybe through relay servers which don't do anything but forward requests.

The two main ways I see of doing that are:

1. You run some little proxy locally which translates http requests into sftp requests to friends' computers which know your public ssh key.
2. Everyone connects via websockets to a relay which does nothing but allow direct communication between all our browsers.

There are problems with either approach, but they would give great resistance to censorship, and the first method would also let you surf everything and make comments while you're offline, to be synched up later.

Patrick says

I mean hosted by lost of people all at once instead of from one centralized server.

So everyone who wants to would have all of the patrick.net text and pictures on their own computer, and we could all share new comments and pictures either directly laptop to laptop, or maybe through relay servers which don't do anything but forward requests.

The two main ways I see of doing that are:

1. You run some little proxy locally which translates http requests into sftp requests to friends' computers which know your public ssh key.
2. Everyone connects via websockets to a relay which does nothing but allow direct communication between all our browsers.

There are problems with either approach, but they would give great resistance to censorship, and the first method would also let you surf everything and make comments while you're offline, to be synched up later.

People like you are geniuses. Btw, I will probably be looking for a new IT genius in the next 12 months. Can I assume you know lots of these types of people?

Lol, having read a lot of technical docs does not qualify one as a genius, but thank you anyway!

I do know a lot of programmers, but I think they are all employed already.

Happy if you post technical questions here so I and other people can chime in.

Japanese Anime nude fighting, Lol!
https://youtu.be/OJcoNgjW2sQ

"Kick her in the tits!"

Nice yacht!

Yeah you can see the man in the boat.

Two power levers means twin screws on that yacht. So you can screw both ways.

Also, so thankful for ladies without tats. Keep 'em coming.

Meghan Markle with boobs ...

I always get suspicious when a woman's nipples are bigger than her eyeballs. Not complaining, just sayin'.

Ok, I nominate this one to be the one that should stop posing for cheese cake/sexy nude pictures and should be busy making new people! If I have ever seen a better example of the perfection of a vessel of human reproduction I cannot recall it.

HunterTits says

HunterTits says

Hail to the King, Baby.

Guys, what's your preference in vajay-jay...outtie or innie (i.e., clamshell)? I prefer outties.

porkchopexpress says

Guys, what's your preference in vajay-jay...outtie or innie (i.e., clamshell)? I prefer outties.

I don't mind shucking clams.
We had a summer place on an island in the Puget Sound when I was a kid.

Onvacation says

I always get suspicious when a woman's nipples are bigger than her eyeballs. Not complaining, just sayin'.

Seriously bad photoshop job. C'MON, MAN!

Dayum.

Looks like they are ramping up on the prurient computer games:
https://youtu.be/FRyBtJa4EBA

Turtledove Posted

Ah, poor Turtle. She had honorary brass balls for sure, although I am still aching from the hernias she gave me laughing as she sent The Duck scampering away yelping with his tail between his legs every time. She was the perfect antidote to male chauvinism without being an insane, man hating feminist.

Ceffer says

Ah, poor Turtle. She had honorary brass balls for sure

I'm still sad about that whenever I think of it. I'm glad that at least I got to meet her and her kids.

Patrick says

I'm still sad about that whenever I think of it.

So was the husband acquitted?

Rin says

Patrick says

I'm still sad about that whenever I think of it.

So was the husband acquitted?

I don't know, can't figure it out.

Here are their names:

Eric Scott Sills, 54, who's suspected of killing 45-year-old Susann Stephanie Arsuaga Sills on Nov. 13, 2016

No. She looks like a biter.

Onvacation says

No. She looks like a biter.

Maybe. But, it's the only way to shut her up.
Glmph, Glug, Free Shitglmphhh, Gargle.

Ceffer says

Onvacation says

No. She looks like a biter.

Maybe. But, it's the only way to shut her up.
Glmph, Glug, Free Shitglmphhh, Gargle.

, Gargle, Glug, "OUCH!"

Oh damn, you got me with that one @HunterTits

I don't know what's going with you guys, but I simple like to fuck. And that's that!

Patrick says

Rin says

Patrick says

I'm still sad about that whenever I think of it.

So was the husband acquitted?

I don't know, can't figure it out.

Here are their names:

Eric Scott Sills, 54, who's suspected of killing 45-year-old Susann Stephanie Arsuaga Sills on Nov. 13, 2016

Not the thread for it, but here's the update from the county. May 4th is the next court date. Ridiculous how long this shit takes.

Could you imagine the anticipation for the accused to have to wait that long for judgment day?

It takes that long for the lawyers to drain as much money and every known asset as possible through procedure. If Sills runs out of money, he will be tossed to a Public Defender to plea bargain, unless defense attorney thinks he can get enough free positive publicity to keep defending.

Courts won't defend the Constitution or our voting rights, but will still continue to Suck Money, Suck Money, Suck Money. Take hostages, extort and suck money, it's their real and only purpose now.

HunterTits says

WTF are you all even talking about?

Turtledove was an active female member of Patnet several years ago. We got news of her death falling down stairs at her home. It remained that way until further news came that it wasn't an accident and her husband was indicted and arrested for her murder.

His name is Sills, and he was a reproductive doctor. From his arrest and bail, his case has ground on for years now.

HunterTits says

ok...don't see how that pertains to this thread but good to know.

'Cause this is TDove:
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Turtledove Posted