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1516   HeadSet   2021 Feb 21, 7:36pm  

OKBOOMER says
This is Pornography. Pornography should be banned.

You cannot be married or call yourself a Christian and normalize Pornography ..

Matthew 5:28: "But I say unto you, That whosoever looketh on a woman to lust after her hath committed adultery with her already in his heart."


I presume you are joking, or trolling. In another post, you bragged about all the sex you used to get, and then complained that for some unknown reason "society" changed and that pussy parade suddenly stopped being available. Only ugly women would now hit on you.
1518   Rin   2021 Feb 22, 10:24am  

OKBOOMER says
That whosoever looketh on a woman to lust after her hath committed adultery with her already in his heart


Ok, but I'm single.
1519   OKBOOMER   2021 Feb 22, 5:23pm  

Pornography re-wires your brain and sets up unrealistic expectations. It's a gateway to prostitution and adultery. You may also be exposed to pollution.
1520   Ceffer   2021 Feb 22, 5:34pm  

I always thought pornography appealed to the wires that were already there.
1521   HeadSet   2021 Feb 22, 5:36pm  

Ceffer says
I always thought pornography appealed to the wires that were already there.


Or one wire in particular...
1522   WookieMan   2021 Feb 23, 4:30am  

I've got zero problem with porn. Is it unrealistic, yes. When you can pop a pill and shoot for an hour, you can edit out the real parts of sex. It's like anything else you'd view though from movies to your local news affiliate. Go in with the mindset that it's fake, including even much of the women.

Do I want or need to see a dick in porn or at a beach, no. I also don't understand the stigma behind nudity in the states though. Guys have dicks, big deal. Americans sexualize nudity for some reason. Boobs are boobs. A vag a vag.

I'm all for full nudity on beaches or sun bathing, at least adult only resorts or adult only sectioned off beaches. Tan lines look like shit if you think about it. We try and do a trip down to one of the Excellence resort in Mexico and get a roof top terrace every year. If we're in the room or roof top, we're basically naked.

And yes, with the good comes the bad. I really don't know the difference seeing a land whale in a bikini or nude is though. It's ugly either way, male or female.
1523   Rin   2021 Feb 23, 10:22am  

OKBOOMER says
Pornography re-wires your brain and sets up unrealistic expectations.


Trust me, my own imagination blows away most porn films out there.
1524   SoTex   2021 Feb 26, 8:54pm  

Hawt... Tats don't work so well on her, she needs white ones for better contrast. At first when I saw her leg I though she was a cutter.
1525   Tenpoundbass   2021 Feb 28, 7:08am  

just_passing_through says
Hawt... Tats don't work so well on her


She has some of the nicest hanging natural tits in this thread.
1526   Tenpoundbass   2021 Feb 28, 7:12am  

So the title of this thread changed as well. I guess we never grow tired of politics, and there's always time for a sexy tits pic.
1527   Rin   2021 Mar 2, 2:39pm  



1528   Rin   2021 Mar 2, 6:33pm  

No cocks in sight.

But the action remains!

1529   Onvacation   2021 Mar 2, 8:30pm  

Is that one of your real dolls?

Pretty lifelike.
1530   Rin   2021 Mar 8, 3:02pm  


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No cocks, but the action remains ...

1531   Zak   2021 Mar 9, 3:20pm  

@huntertits rather than uploading all this crap to Bens limited hosting space, why not just upload links to the original source? Is there really a need to duplicate pictures of tits in multiple places around the internet? It's not like pictures of tits are going to stop exiosting tomorrow, and you need a backup upload for some reason.
1532   Onvacation   2021 Mar 9, 3:27pm  

Zak says
It's not like pictures of tits are going to stop exiosting tomorrow, and you need a backup upload for some reason.

That's a great question!

@patrick Is storage space for all the memes, videos, and titty pictures an issue?

@HunterTits is providing a service for those of us that don't want to search through tons of pornography to find the few artistically posed pictures of beautiful women.
1534   Patrick   2021 Mar 9, 5:49pm  

Onvacation says
patrick Is storage space for all the memes, videos, and titty pictures an issue?


Pictures are not too bad, but videos take much more space than pictures and use up download bandwidth. So far it's OK, but if this site gets popular again, I'd need to figure out some way to support that financially.

There is also the legal hazard of users posting copyrighted material. Again, so far it's OK because I can just take down content if someone proves ownership and complains. But long term, I need some other strategy.

I have ideas for a really distributed forum, but I'd need time to work on that. As a worker bee, it would take more time than I have at the moment.
1535   GlocknLoad   2021 Mar 9, 6:38pm  

Patrick says
I have ideas for a really distributed forum

What do you mean by "distributed"?
1536   Patrick   2021 Mar 9, 7:30pm  

I mean hosted by lost of people all at once instead of from one centralized server.

So everyone who wants to would have all of the patrick.net text and pictures on their own computer, and we could all share new comments and pictures either directly laptop to laptop, or maybe through relay servers which don't do anything but forward requests.

The two main ways I see of doing that are:

1. You run some little proxy locally which translates http requests into sftp requests to friends' computers which know your public ssh key.
2. Everyone connects via websockets to a relay which does nothing but allow direct communication between all our browsers.

There are problems with either approach, but they would give great resistance to censorship, and the first method would also let you surf everything and make comments while you're offline, to be synched up later.
1537   GlocknLoad   2021 Mar 9, 7:38pm  

Patrick says
I mean hosted by lost of people all at once instead of from one centralized server.

So everyone who wants to would have all of the patrick.net text and pictures on their own computer, and we could all share new comments and pictures either directly laptop to laptop, or maybe through relay servers which don't do anything but forward requests.

The two main ways I see of doing that are:

1. You run some little proxy locally which translates http requests into sftp requests to friends' computers which know your public ssh key.
2. Everyone connects via websockets to a relay which does nothing but allow direct communication between all our browsers.

There are problems with either approach, but they would give great resistance to censorship, and the first method would also let you surf everything and make comments while you're offline, to be synched up later.

People like you are geniuses. Btw, I will probably be looking for a new IT genius in the next 12 months. Can I assume you know lots of these types of people?
1538   Patrick   2021 Mar 9, 7:51pm  

Lol, having read a lot of technical docs does not qualify one as a genius, but thank you anyway!

I do know a lot of programmers, but I think they are all employed already.

Happy if you post technical questions here so I and other people can chime in.
1539   Ceffer   2021 Mar 17, 3:05pm  

Japanese Anime nude fighting, Lol!
https://youtu.be/OJcoNgjW2sQ

"Kick her in the tits!"
1540   Onvacation   2021 Mar 21, 1:59pm  

Nice yacht!
1541   Tenpoundbass   2021 Mar 21, 2:10pm  

Yeah you can see the man in the boat.
1542   rocketjoe79   2021 Mar 22, 3:40pm  

Two power levers means twin screws on that yacht. So you can screw both ways.

Also, so thankful for ladies without tats. Keep 'em coming.
1543   Rin   2021 Mar 26, 9:33am  

Meghan Markle with boobs ...

1544   Rin   2021 Mar 26, 10:10am  

1545   Onvacation   2021 Mar 29, 1:45pm  

I always get suspicious when a woman's nipples are bigger than her eyeballs. Not complaining, just sayin'.
1546   Kepi   2021 Mar 29, 2:06pm  

Ok, I nominate this one to be the one that should stop posing for cheese cake/sexy nude pictures and should be busy making new people! If I have ever seen a better example of the perfection of a vessel of human reproduction I cannot recall it.

HunterTits says
1547   MisdemeanorRebel   2021 Mar 29, 6:58pm  

HunterTits says


Hail to the King, Baby.
1548   porkchopXpress   2021 Mar 29, 7:58pm  

Guys, what's your preference in vajay-jay...outtie or innie (i.e., clamshell)? I prefer outties.
1549   Onvacation   2021 Mar 29, 8:26pm  

porkchopexpress says
Guys, what's your preference in vajay-jay...outtie or innie (i.e., clamshell)? I prefer outties.

I don't mind shucking clams.
We had a summer place on an island in the Puget Sound when I was a kid.
1550   rocketjoe79   2021 Mar 30, 9:51am  

Onvacation says
I always get suspicious when a woman's nipples are bigger than her eyeballs. Not complaining, just sayin'.


Seriously bad photoshop job. C'MON, MAN!
1551   Patrick   2021 Mar 30, 10:24am  

Dayum.
1552   Ceffer   2021 Mar 31, 1:56am  

Looks like they are ramping up on the prurient computer games:
https://youtu.be/FRyBtJa4EBA

1554   Ceffer   2021 Apr 3, 11:48am  

Ah, poor Turtle. She had honorary brass balls for sure, although I am still aching from the hernias she gave me laughing as she sent The Duck scampering away yelping with his tail between his legs every time. She was the perfect antidote to male chauvinism without being an insane, man hating feminist.
1555   Rin   2021 Apr 3, 12:47pm  

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