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I've got zero problem with porn. Is it unrealistic, yes. When you can pop a pill and shoot for an hour, you can edit out the real parts of sex. It's like anything else you'd view though from movies to your local news affiliate. Go in with the mindset that it's fake, including even much of the women.

Do I want or need to see a dick in porn or at a beach, no. I also don't understand the stigma behind nudity in the states though. Guys have dicks, big deal. Americans sexualize nudity for some reason. Boobs are boobs. A vag a vag.

I'm all for full nudity on beaches or sun bathing, at least adult only resorts or adult only sectioned off beaches. Tan lines look like shit if you think about it. We try and do a trip down to one of the Excellence resort in Mexico and get a roof top terrace every year. If we're in the room or roof top, we're basically naked.

And yes, with the good comes the bad. I really don't know the difference seeing a land whale in a bikini or nude is though. It's ugly either way, male or female.

OKBOOMER says

Pornography re-wires your brain and sets up unrealistic expectations.

Trust me, my own imagination blows away most porn films out there.

Hawt... Tats don't work so well on her, she needs white ones for better contrast. At first when I saw her leg I though she was a cutter.

just_passing_through says

Hawt... Tats don't work so well on her

She has some of the nicest hanging natural tits in this thread.

So the title of this thread changed as well. I guess we never grow tired of politics, and there's always time for a sexy tits pic.

No cocks in sight.

But the action remains!

Is that one of your real dolls?

Pretty lifelike.

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No cocks, but the action remains ...

@huntertits rather than uploading all this crap to Bens limited hosting space, why not just upload links to the original source? Is there really a need to duplicate pictures of tits in multiple places around the internet? It's not like pictures of tits are going to stop exiosting tomorrow, and you need a backup upload for some reason.

Zak says

It's not like pictures of tits are going to stop exiosting tomorrow, and you need a backup upload for some reason.

That's a great question!

@patrick Is storage space for all the memes, videos, and titty pictures an issue?

@HunterTits is providing a service for those of us that don't want to search through tons of pornography to find the few artistically posed pictures of beautiful women.

Onvacation says

patrick Is storage space for all the memes, videos, and titty pictures an issue?

Pictures are not too bad, but videos take much more space than pictures and use up download bandwidth. So far it's OK, but if this site gets popular again, I'd need to figure out some way to support that financially.

There is also the legal hazard of users posting copyrighted material. Again, so far it's OK because I can just take down content if someone proves ownership and complains. But long term, I need some other strategy.

I have ideas for a really distributed forum, but I'd need time to work on that. As a worker bee, it would take more time than I have at the moment.

Patrick says

I have ideas for a really distributed forum

What do you mean by "distributed"?

I mean hosted by lost of people all at once instead of from one centralized server.

So everyone who wants to would have all of the patrick.net text and pictures on their own computer, and we could all share new comments and pictures either directly laptop to laptop, or maybe through relay servers which don't do anything but forward requests.

The two main ways I see of doing that are:

1. You run some little proxy locally which translates http requests into sftp requests to friends' computers which know your public ssh key.
2. Everyone connects via websockets to a relay which does nothing but allow direct communication between all our browsers.

There are problems with either approach, but they would give great resistance to censorship, and the first method would also let you surf everything and make comments while you're offline, to be synched up later.

Patrick says

I mean hosted by lost of people all at once instead of from one centralized server.

So everyone who wants to would have all of the patrick.net text and pictures on their own computer, and we could all share new comments and pictures either directly laptop to laptop, or maybe through relay servers which don't do anything but forward requests.

The two main ways I see of doing that are:

1. You run some little proxy locally which translates http requests into sftp requests to friends' computers which know your public ssh key.
2. Everyone connects via websockets to a relay which does nothing but allow direct communication between all our browsers.

There are problems with either approach, but they would give great resistance to censorship, and the first method would also let you surf everything and make comments while you're offline, to be synched up later.

People like you are geniuses. Btw, I will probably be looking for a new IT genius in the next 12 months. Can I assume you know lots of these types of people?

Lol, having read a lot of technical docs does not qualify one as a genius, but thank you anyway!

I do know a lot of programmers, but I think they are all employed already.

Happy if you post technical questions here so I and other people can chime in.

Japanese Anime nude fighting, Lol!
https://youtu.be/OJcoNgjW2sQ

"Kick her in the tits!"

Nice yacht!

Yeah you can see the man in the boat.

Two power levers means twin screws on that yacht. So you can screw both ways.

Also, so thankful for ladies without tats. Keep 'em coming.

Meghan Markle with boobs ...

I always get suspicious when a woman's nipples are bigger than her eyeballs. Not complaining, just sayin'.

Ok, I nominate this one to be the one that should stop posing for cheese cake/sexy nude pictures and should be busy making new people! If I have ever seen a better example of the perfection of a vessel of human reproduction I cannot recall it.

HunterTits says

HunterTits says

Hail to the King, Baby.

Guys, what's your preference in vajay-jay...outtie or innie (i.e., clamshell)? I prefer outties.

porkchopexpress says

Guys, what's your preference in vajay-jay...outtie or innie (i.e., clamshell)? I prefer outties.

I don't mind shucking clams.
We had a summer place on an island in the Puget Sound when I was a kid.

Onvacation says

I always get suspicious when a woman's nipples are bigger than her eyeballs. Not complaining, just sayin'.

Seriously bad photoshop job. C'MON, MAN!

Dayum.

Looks like they are ramping up on the prurient computer games:
https://youtu.be/FRyBtJa4EBA

Turtledove Posted

Ah, poor Turtle. She had honorary brass balls for sure, although I am still aching from the hernias she gave me laughing as she sent The Duck scampering away yelping with his tail between his legs every time. She was the perfect antidote to male chauvinism without being an insane, man hating feminist.

Ceffer says

Ah, poor Turtle. She had honorary brass balls for sure

I'm still sad about that whenever I think of it. I'm glad that at least I got to meet her and her kids.

Patrick says

I'm still sad about that whenever I think of it.

So was the husband acquitted?

Rin says

Patrick says

I'm still sad about that whenever I think of it.

So was the husband acquitted?

I don't know, can't figure it out.

Here are their names:

Eric Scott Sills, 54, who's suspected of killing 45-year-old Susann Stephanie Arsuaga Sills on Nov. 13, 2016

No. She looks like a biter.

Onvacation says

No. She looks like a biter.

Maybe. But, it's the only way to shut her up.
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