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2019 Feb 17, 4:30pm   3,029,287 views  40,242 comments

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8661   WookieMan   2021 Mar 31, 7:20am  

Patrick says


Going out with the SIL and BIL tonight for dinner. They just got back from Austria. They haven't been out to eat at all since Covid started, so one year. Gonna be an eye opener here in IL hill billy country. It's going to be funny.

I'll get more info, but apparently Europe (at least Austria) is still in full lock down mode for indoor businesses. I don't know about the nephew, but both of them already got Covid. They don't test younger kids there I guess, but make you stay home. Maybe America is better than I thought with response?

We'll see what Joe and Fauci push though. Vaccine passports are a non-starter for me that will result in defiance that could get me in trouble.
8662   Eric Holder   2021 Mar 31, 10:20am  

WookieMan says
Maybe America is better than I thought with response?


No question about it. All the screaming about "look how good is Europe's response is (because universal HC) and look how fucked we are (because Trump)!" was just election propaganda. Sadly, it worked.
8663   HeadSet   2021 Mar 31, 11:05am  

Eric Holder says
was just election propaganda. Sadly, it worked.

It only "worked" because of vote fraud.
8674   Patrick   2021 Apr 3, 10:50am  



This site is selling these shirts for $22:

https://www.bonfire.com/masks-do-work/?productType=bacf6cd6-b53d-469c-ab96-02afe5b15f71

I think I'll get one.
8676   ChauvinsKnee   2021 Apr 3, 2:42pm  

RC2006 says


They had plenty of time to GTFO of that shithole.
8677   Misc   2021 Apr 5, 2:20am  

Obviously it is time to board up the storefronts because of Trump supporters.
8678   Patrick   2021 Apr 5, 8:35am  



https://babylonbee.com/video/41

Join the Resistance! Fight the power! Be the change! Eat the rich! Eat Oreo! Drink Coke! Watch Disney+!
8685   FarmersWon   2021 Apr 7, 1:35pm  

Was she telling the lie and dog detected?
May be we can train dogs to do this to "CNN reporters" :)

Sikh guy commented:
This would never happen in India because the mic is already with the rabid dogs!

https://twitter.com/Ozkok_A/status/1377916653846036480
A dog in Russia grabbed the reporter's microphone and ran away during a live broadcast
8687   Kepi   2021 Apr 7, 2:23pm  

Hahaha! Yes, always call digger's hotline. If you cut through some telephone cable or such you are going to be on the hook. In my experience, the guys get out to the site real quick. You won't have to wait too long to start digging.
8690   Tenpoundbass   2021 Apr 8, 5:45pm  

I should have used this to pay for my hotel room.
"Do you take White privilege?"


8691   RC2006   2021 Apr 8, 6:25pm  

Tenpoundbass says
I should have used this to pay for my hotel room.
"Do you take White privilege?"


Welcome
8693   Patrick   2021 Apr 9, 6:52am  

I looked up that "Save America" page and agree with it:

https://www.donaldjtrump.com/about

We are committed to defending innocent life and to upholding the Judeo-Christian values of our founding.

We believe in the promise of the Declaration of Independence, that we are all made EQUAL by our Creator, and that must all be TREATED equal under the law.

We know that our rights do not come from government, they come from God, and no earthly force can ever take those rights away. That includes the right to religious liberty and the right to Keep and Bear Arms.

We believe in rebuilding our previously depleted military and ending the endless wars our failed politicians of the past got us into for decades.

We embrace free thought, we welcome robust debate, and we are not afraid to stand up to the oppressive dictates of political correctness.

We know that the rule of law is the ultimate safeguard of our freedoms, and we affirm that the Constitution means exactly what it says AS WRITTEN.

We support fair trade, low taxes, and fewer job-killing regulations, and we know that America must always have the most powerful military on the face of the Earth.

We believe in Law and Order, and we believe that the men and women of law enforcement are HEROES who deserve our absolute support.

We believe in FREE SPEECH and Fair Elections. We must ensure fair, honest, transparent, and secure elections going forward – where every LEGAL VOTE counts.

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