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2011 Dec 9, 1:03am   1,299,184 views  9,462 comments

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3339   Bd6r   2021 Apr 24, 3:01pm  

3340   Bd6r   2021 Apr 24, 3:02pm  

3347   Patrick   2021 Apr 30, 9:52am  

Creative!
3348   Bd6r   2021 Apr 30, 5:50pm  

3349   Booger   2021 May 1, 5:04am  

3350   Patrick   2021 May 1, 10:23am  

Excellent move. If only he had a lighter as well.
3351   Bd6r   2021 May 1, 1:08pm  

3352   Onvacation   2021 May 5, 12:44pm  

DAYLIGHT ROBBERY!
3353   Onvacation   2021 May 5, 1:36pm  

A DERANGED TRANNY

"I have a right to be pissed that you called me SIR!"

"Whatever bro"
3354   Patrick   2021 May 5, 1:42pm  

People have the right to be pissed at whatever they want.

But they do not have the right to demand that others address them in any particular way.
3355   richwicks   2021 May 5, 3:07pm  

Patrick says
People have the right to be pissed at whatever they want.


This is an odd question, how often do you get genuinely angry?

The last time, I actually felt angry, was probably 5 months ago. When I was in my 20's it was nearly every day.
3356   Patrick   2021 May 5, 5:33pm  

Uh, no.

He can't demand that you call him "My Lord And Master" for example, but it would definitely be a personal insult to use "asshole".
3357   Patrick   2021 May 5, 5:34pm  

More frequently than I should, though I've gotten better over the years, I think.

Gets worse if I had a lot of caffeine or alcohol.
3358   richwicks   2021 May 5, 7:05pm  

Patrick says
Uh, no.

He can't demand that you call him "My Lord And Master" for example, but it would definitely be a personal insult to use "asshole".


Hey @HutnerTits - you're free to call me asshole. I can't easily be insulted by a person I don't personally know. I think it's odd that people can get upset with somebody calling them names at this point - I consider that at that point they've admitted they were wrong with whatever we were discussing.

Maybe I'll change my name to "asshole"?
3359   Onvacation   2021 May 5, 9:39pm  

Why is Melinda divorcing Bill?

She was tired of his 3-1/2 floppy and wants to upgrade to a hard drive.
3360   richwicks   2021 May 5, 9:39pm  

HunterTits says
richwicks says
Hey @HutnerTits - you're free to call me asshole. I can't easily be insulted by a person I don't personally know. I think it's odd that people can get upset with somebody calling them names at this point - I consider that at that point they've admitted they were wrong with whatever we were discussing.


But if EBGuy doesn't like me calling you that, there might be trouble!


Perhaps, but anybody with a thin skin on the Internet at this point, shouldn't be on the Internet

I really do find it perplexing that somebody can take offense from somebody that doesn't truly know them. You can show me to be wrong, and honestly I can be upset with that (because of course, I have an ego), but calling me names? I'm not a teenager.
3361   Patrick   2021 May 6, 9:31am  

Onvacation says
Why is Melinda divorcing Bill?

She was tired of his 3-1/2 floppy and wants to upgrade to a hard drive.


She should have known because his company is named Micro-soft.
3365   Patrick   2021 May 7, 10:38am  

I don't get it.

She looks pretty hot when she flicks her hair.
3366   Tenpoundbass   2021 May 7, 1:22pm  

Patrick says
I don't get it.

She looks pretty hot when she flicks her hair.


Seinfeld already covered this.
Remember his hot girl friend that turned him off scrubbing the floor naked, and seeing her from a bad angle?
3369   SoTex   2021 May 8, 10:26pm  

Tenpoundbass says
seeing her from a bad angle?


I have a huge problem with this. Shallow, I know.
3373   Ceffer   2021 May 10, 10:46am  

Patrick says
Onvacation says
Why is Melinda divorcing Bill?

She was tired of his 3-1/2 floppy and wants to upgrade to a hard drive.


She should have known because his company is named Micro-soft.

Melinda got tired of Bill poisoning her cereal with anabolic steroids. She also doesn't want to sit through those long, boring Nuremberg trials when Bill is brought up for crimes against humanity.
3374   Bd6r   2021 May 10, 10:50am  

Onvacation says
Why is Melinda divorcing Bill?


3375   HeadSet   2021 May 11, 6:39am  

Rb6d says

A liberal could not solve this puzzle even after buying a "U."

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