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Onvacation
2021 May 5, 1:36pm
Onvacation
2021 May 5, 1:36pm
A DERANGED TRANNY
"I have a right to be pissed that you called me SIR!"
"Whatever bro"
"I have a right to be pissed that you called me SIR!"
"Whatever bro"
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Patrick
2021 May 5, 1:42pm
Patrick
2021 May 5, 1:42pm
People have the right to be pissed at whatever they want.
But they do not have the right to demand that others address them in any particular way.
But they do not have the right to demand that others address them in any particular way.
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richwicks
2021 May 5, 3:07pm
richwicks
2021 May 5, 3:07pm
Patrick says
This is an odd question, how often do you get genuinely angry?
The last time, I actually felt angry, was probably 5 months ago. When I was in my 20's it was nearly every day.
People have the right to be pissed at whatever they want.
This is an odd question, how often do you get genuinely angry?
The last time, I actually felt angry, was probably 5 months ago. When I was in my 20's it was nearly every day.
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Patrick
2021 May 5, 5:33pm
Patrick
2021 May 5, 5:33pm
Uh, no.
He can't demand that you call him "My Lord And Master" for example, but it would definitely be a personal insult to use "asshole".
He can't demand that you call him "My Lord And Master" for example, but it would definitely be a personal insult to use "asshole".
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Patrick
2021 May 5, 5:34pm
Patrick
2021 May 5, 5:34pm
More frequently than I should, though I've gotten better over the years, I think.
Gets worse if I had a lot of caffeine or alcohol.
Gets worse if I had a lot of caffeine or alcohol.
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richwicks
2021 May 5, 7:05pm
richwicks
2021 May 5, 7:05pm
Patrick says
Hey @HutnerTits - you're free to call me asshole. I can't easily be insulted by a person I don't personally know. I think it's odd that people can get upset with somebody calling them names at this point - I consider that at that point they've admitted they were wrong with whatever we were discussing.
Maybe I'll change my name to "asshole"?
Uh, no.
He can't demand that you call him "My Lord And Master" for example, but it would definitely be a personal insult to use "asshole".
Hey @HutnerTits - you're free to call me asshole. I can't easily be insulted by a person I don't personally know. I think it's odd that people can get upset with somebody calling them names at this point - I consider that at that point they've admitted they were wrong with whatever we were discussing.
Maybe I'll change my name to "asshole"?
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Onvacation
2021 May 5, 9:39pm
Onvacation
2021 May 5, 9:39pm
Why is Melinda divorcing Bill?
She was tired of his 3-1/2 floppy and wants to upgrade to a hard drive.
She was tired of his 3-1/2 floppy and wants to upgrade to a hard drive.
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richwicks
2021 May 5, 9:39pm
richwicks
2021 May 5, 9:39pm
HunterTits says
Perhaps, but anybody with a thin skin on the Internet at this point, shouldn't be on the Internet
I really do find it perplexing that somebody can take offense from somebody that doesn't truly know them. You can show me to be wrong, and honestly I can be upset with that (because of course, I have an ego), but calling me names? I'm not a teenager.
richwicks saysHey @HutnerTits - you're free to call me asshole. I can't easily be insulted by a person I don't personally know. I think it's odd that people can get upset with somebody calling them names at this point - I consider that at that point they've admitted they were wrong with whatever we were discussing.
But if EBGuy doesn't like me calling you that, there might be trouble!
Perhaps, but anybody with a thin skin on the Internet at this point, shouldn't be on the Internet
I really do find it perplexing that somebody can take offense from somebody that doesn't truly know them. You can show me to be wrong, and honestly I can be upset with that (because of course, I have an ego), but calling me names? I'm not a teenager.
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Patrick
2021 May 6, 9:31am
Patrick
2021 May 6, 9:31am
Onvacation says
She should have known because his company is named Micro-soft.
Why is Melinda divorcing Bill?
She was tired of his 3-1/2 floppy and wants to upgrade to a hard drive.
She should have known because his company is named Micro-soft.
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Tenpoundbass
2021 May 7, 1:22pm
Tenpoundbass
2021 May 7, 1:22pm
Patrick says
Seinfeld already covered this.
Remember his hot girl friend that turned him off scrubbing the floor naked, and seeing her from a bad angle?
I don't get it.
She looks pretty hot when she flicks her hair.
Seinfeld already covered this.
Remember his hot girl friend that turned him off scrubbing the floor naked, and seeing her from a bad angle?
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Ceffer
2021 May 10, 10:46am
Ceffer
2021 May 10, 10:46am
Patrick says
Melinda got tired of Bill poisoning her cereal with anabolic steroids. She also doesn't want to sit through those long, boring Nuremberg trials when Bill is brought up for crimes against humanity.
Onvacation saysWhy is Melinda divorcing Bill?
She was tired of his 3-1/2 floppy and wants to upgrade to a hard drive.
She should have known because his company is named Micro-soft.
Melinda got tired of Bill poisoning her cereal with anabolic steroids. She also doesn't want to sit through those long, boring Nuremberg trials when Bill is brought up for crimes against humanity.
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Ceffer
2021 May 13, 3:53pm
Ceffer
2021 May 13, 3:53pm
HunterTits says
Twenty days and sixty five ejaculations later, she pushed him out the door as he was trying to claw his way back in.
Twenty days and sixty five ejaculations later, she pushed him out the door as he was trying to claw his way back in.
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Misc
2021 May 13, 4:15pm
Here's another one trying to take advantage of young adult males.
https://www.msn.com/en-us/sports/ncaafb/a-massage-therapist-lured-ohio-state-university-football-players-into-sexual-encounters-an-investigation-found/ar-BB1gHUTd?li=BBorjTa
https://www.msn.com/en-us/sports/ncaafb/a-massage-therapist-lured-ohio-state-university-football-players-into-sexual-encounters-an-investigation-found/ar-BB1gHUTd?li=BBorjTa
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Ceffer
2021 May 13, 4:43pm
Ceffer
2021 May 13, 4:43pm
Misc says
Sounds like it had a happy ending. Well, at least twenty happy endings to be exact.
Here's another one trying to take advantage of young adult males.
https://www.msn.com/en-us/sports/ncaafb/a-massage-therapist-lured-ohio-state-university-football-players-into-sexual-encounters-an-investigation-found/ar-BB1gHUTd?li=BBorjTa
Sounds like it had a happy ending. Well, at least twenty happy endings to be exact.
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Patrick
2021 May 13, 6:30pm
Patrick
2021 May 13, 6:30pm
Those poor 300-pound boys!
Just because they're 18-22 years old doesn't mean they're adults.
Wait, yes it does.
Just because they're 18-22 years old doesn't mean they're adults.
Wait, yes it does.
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