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Tenpoundbass
2021 May 7, 1:22pm
Tenpoundbass
2021 May 7, 1:22pm
Patrick says
Seinfeld already covered this.
Remember his hot girl friend that turned him off scrubbing the floor naked, and seeing her from a bad angle?
I don't get it.
She looks pretty hot when she flicks her hair.
Seinfeld already covered this.
Remember his hot girl friend that turned him off scrubbing the floor naked, and seeing her from a bad angle?
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Ceffer
2021 May 10, 10:46am
Ceffer
2021 May 10, 10:46am
Patrick says
Melinda got tired of Bill poisoning her cereal with anabolic steroids. She also doesn't want to sit through those long, boring Nuremberg trials when Bill is brought up for crimes against humanity.
Onvacation saysWhy is Melinda divorcing Bill?
She was tired of his 3-1/2 floppy and wants to upgrade to a hard drive.
She should have known because his company is named Micro-soft.
Melinda got tired of Bill poisoning her cereal with anabolic steroids. She also doesn't want to sit through those long, boring Nuremberg trials when Bill is brought up for crimes against humanity.
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Ceffer
2021 May 13, 3:53pm
Ceffer
2021 May 13, 3:53pm
HunterTits says
Twenty days and sixty five ejaculations later, she pushed him out the door as he was trying to claw his way back in.
Twenty days and sixty five ejaculations later, she pushed him out the door as he was trying to claw his way back in.
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Misc
2021 May 13, 4:15pm
Here's another one trying to take advantage of young adult males.
https://www.msn.com/en-us/sports/ncaafb/a-massage-therapist-lured-ohio-state-university-football-players-into-sexual-encounters-an-investigation-found/ar-BB1gHUTd?li=BBorjTa
https://www.msn.com/en-us/sports/ncaafb/a-massage-therapist-lured-ohio-state-university-football-players-into-sexual-encounters-an-investigation-found/ar-BB1gHUTd?li=BBorjTa
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Ceffer
2021 May 13, 4:43pm
Ceffer
2021 May 13, 4:43pm
Misc says
Sounds like it had a happy ending. Well, at least twenty happy endings to be exact.
Here's another one trying to take advantage of young adult males.
https://www.msn.com/en-us/sports/ncaafb/a-massage-therapist-lured-ohio-state-university-football-players-into-sexual-encounters-an-investigation-found/ar-BB1gHUTd?li=BBorjTa
Sounds like it had a happy ending. Well, at least twenty happy endings to be exact.
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Patrick
2021 May 13, 6:30pm
Patrick
2021 May 13, 6:30pm
Those poor 300-pound boys!
Just because they're 18-22 years old doesn't mean they're adults.
Wait, yes it does.
Just because they're 18-22 years old doesn't mean they're adults.
Wait, yes it does.
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Ceffer
2021 May 17, 5:37pm
Ceffer
2021 May 17, 5:37pm
Thassa hunka burnin' momma. You don't like those all star wrestling, fast food franchise wrecking pile drivers? Doggie only. Any place on top, and she's a pelvis crusher.
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Patrick
2021 May 17, 5:44pm
Patrick
2021 May 17, 5:44pm
It's funny that the string-pullers can pay for bullshit like this as an exercise in make-believe, but porn sites and strip clubs have to cater to the reality that men always prefer attractive young women. No one will pay for what's in the photo above.
There are a few fatty fuckers out there, but they are not normal or common. I think they are just exploiting a niche (heh) that is easily available.
There are a few fatty fuckers out there, but they are not normal or common. I think they are just exploiting a niche (heh) that is easily available.
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Patrick
2021 May 17, 5:46pm
Patrick
2021 May 17, 5:46pm
Sure, men will fuck sheep, but they generally will not pay for the privilege.
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Patrick
2021 May 18, 9:00am
Patrick
2021 May 18, 9:00am
https://termsandconditions.game/
Try to opt out of being harassed by corporate terms and conditions, lol.
Try to opt out of being harassed by corporate terms and conditions, lol.
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Onvacation
2021 May 20, 4:25pm
Onvacation
2021 May 20, 4:25pm
FuckCCP89 says
I see what you mean.
Photographer: "kneel down a little more so I can get you and the kids in the picture, a little more, PURFECT!"
That photographer is a fucking snake.
I see what you mean.
Photographer: "kneel down a little more so I can get you and the kids in the picture, a little more, PURFECT!"
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Ceffer
2021 May 20, 4:38pm
Ceffer
2021 May 20, 4:38pm
Ideal, except she should be milked at one end while being fertilized at the other.
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