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Patrick
2021 May 9, 10:41pm
Patrick
2021 May 9, 10:41pm
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London decides: We assess the candidates
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May 6, 2021
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Today Britain’s capital city decides on its new Mayor. We assess the leading candidates
Mohammed bin Talni al-Khaled bin Suleiman bin Laden (Labour). Running under the catchy slogan “DEATH TO THE ENGLISH DEVILS” he has raced into a strong lead. His popularity is particularly high among the city’s huge Muslim community. “Myself, my five wives and twenty three children have all voted for him multiple times” enthused Bangladeshi immigrant Mahmud Sarkar, adding “this wasn’t easy given the distance between the welfare office and the voting booth”.
Tyrone Mulumbu (Conservative). Despite holding an early lead the Tory candidate has now fallen into second place. Experts attribute this to his running under the banner of “Vote for the only black in London who hasn’t been in jail” which they felt carried negative connotations. Yet he has strong support among the city’s black ‘community’ and conservative virtue-signalers despite espousing some policies that run counter to traditional Conservative values such as a five-year moratorium on arresting black murderers and free housing for all minorities.
Tristan Ponsonby-Peake (GLBTRTRSXTB Alliance). Now running a distant third but rising fast in the polls zer has been a colourful candidate, attracting favourable media coverage especially for zer’s advocacy of mandatory sex-change operations for school-goers. Zer’s motto of ‘they can change back if they don’t like it’ has resonated with London’s trendy and depraved voting cohort and zer’s victory cannot be ruled out even at this late stage.
Ezekiel Rappaport (Green-Marxist-Anarchist Liberation Front) Despite showing early promise his support has fallen substantially in recent weeks. Experts attribute this to his revised platform which calls for disbanding the Police, executing all Government Ministers, banning cars, trains, air travel, meat, smoking, fishing and cutting flowers.
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Ceffer
2021 May 10, 10:52am
Ceffer
2021 May 10, 10:52am
Rb6d says
More like 'Grab The American Vassals By The Hair And Repeatedly Fuck Them In The Ass And Sell Them Out Agency'. GTAVBTHARFTITAASTOA, now, that's an acronym.
More like 'Grab The American Vassals By The Hair And Repeatedly Fuck Them In The Ass And Sell Them Out Agency'. GTAVBTHARFTITAASTOA, now, that's an acronym.
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zzyzzx
2021 May 11, 8:30am
zzyzzx
2021 May 11, 8:30am
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/biden-calvert-county-billboard-maryland-b1845565.html
Explicit billboard attacking Biden and Harris causes controversy in Maryland
Explicit billboard attacking Biden and Harris causes controversy in Maryland
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Patrick
2021 May 11, 5:11pm
Patrick
2021 May 11, 5:11pm
This is literally true.
https://thebulletin.org/2021/05/the-origin-of-covid-did-people-or-nature-open-pandoras-box-at-wuhan/
So Fauci approved funding to create the CCP Virus in Wuhan, knowing that there were billions, maybe trillions of dollars to be made in selling the public a "vaccine" created by using part of the very same virus.
In any sane world, deliberately creating a virus which infected over a billion people in order to sell the "cure" would deserve the death penalty.
Daszak is referring to the fact that once you have generated a novel coronavirus that can attack human cells, you can take the spike protein and make it the basis for a vaccine.
https://thebulletin.org/2021/05/the-origin-of-covid-did-people-or-nature-open-pandoras-box-at-wuhan/
So Fauci approved funding to create the CCP Virus in Wuhan, knowing that there were billions, maybe trillions of dollars to be made in selling the public a "vaccine" created by using part of the very same virus.
In any sane world, deliberately creating a virus which infected over a billion people in order to sell the "cure" would deserve the death penalty.
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richwicks
2021 May 14, 8:17am
richwicks
2021 May 14, 8:17am
Tenpoundbass says
I am genuinely curious how long it's going to take to get the average American to realize that their government has declared war against the population.
The government now spies on all its citizens, collects all information on every individual, denies them police protection, denies them the right to vote, have taken their jobs over a supposed pandemic, have kept the entire country in lockdown, and has given the go-ahead to politically censor dissenters.
Oh well.
I am genuinely curious how long it's going to take to get the average American to realize that their government has declared war against the population.
The government now spies on all its citizens, collects all information on every individual, denies them police protection, denies them the right to vote, have taken their jobs over a supposed pandemic, have kept the entire country in lockdown, and has given the go-ahead to politically censor dissenters.
Oh well.
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HeadSet
2021 May 14, 8:30am
HeadSet
2021 May 14, 8:30am
Tenpoundbass says
There is another interstate bridge that crosses the Mississippi about 2 miles south of that bridge. This will not be a stoppage of traffic, just a few miles of detour and congestion.
There is another interstate bridge that crosses the Mississippi about 2 miles south of that bridge. This will not be a stoppage of traffic, just a few miles of detour and congestion.
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