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2019 Feb 17, 4:30pm   3,124,135 views  42,095 comments

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9040   Onvacation   2021 May 25, 10:31am  

Bernie was raised Jewish and
HE'S A WHITE MALE!!
9041   Onvacation   2021 May 25, 10:39am  

GEORGE FLOYD SQUARE
9042   Tenpoundbass   2021 May 25, 10:47am  

"Shit! Shit what is that!?"

The producer assured him he would be safe. Come to think of it, Jim Acosta should have been cowering from gun fire at every Trump rally.
9043   Onvacation   2021 May 25, 10:50am  

They were there to talk about a new police reform law.
9044   Ceffer   2021 May 25, 11:19am  

"I got hit by a mostly peaceful bullet, and the crew got run down by a mostly peaceful gang SUV."
9045   Patrick   2021 May 25, 11:32am  

Onvacation says
GEORGE FLOYD SQUARE


for the last one year every single riot in the united states has happened to so-called defend some criminal every single person who got killed by the police was a horrible criminal


https://patrick.net/post/1339374/2021-05-24-doug-casey-s-take-ep-109-jayant-bhandar
9046   Eric Holder   2021 May 25, 12:03pm  

Onvacation says
GEORGE FLOYD SQUARE


It's a celebratory salute to commemorate St. George's life and achievements.
9047   Ceffer   2021 May 25, 12:06pm  

Eric Holder says

It's a celebratory salute to commemorate St. George's life and achievements.

You can't accuse them of not staying in character.
9048   Patrick   2021 May 25, 1:13pm  

https://www.theepochtimes.com/mkt_breakingnews/refunding-the-police-major-cities-backtrack-on-police-budget-cuts-after-crime-surges_3830090.html?utm_source=patrick.net&utm_medium=patrick.net&utm_campaign=patrick.net

Refunding the Police: Major Cities Backtrack on Police Budget Cuts After Crime Surges
BY JACK PHILLIPS May 25, 2021

Following calls last summer from groups such as Black Lives Matter to “defund the police,” a number of city officials are now walking back statements to go through with cutting funding to law enforcement due to a surge in crime levels.
9054   Maga_Chaos_Monkey   2021 May 26, 9:19pm  

Damn you!
9056   Bd6r   2021 May 27, 7:10am  

9057   Bd6r   2021 May 27, 7:11am  

9058   Bd6r   2021 May 27, 7:11am  

9059   Bd6r   2021 May 27, 7:12am  

9061   Patrick   2021 May 27, 9:35am  

Lol, that image is so true!
9062   richwicks   2021 May 27, 8:53pm  

Patrick says
Lol, that image is so true!


Which image are you referring to?
9063   Patrick   2021 May 27, 9:06pm  

richwicks says
Which image are you referring to?


This one:

Tenpoundbass says

9066   BayArea   2021 May 28, 5:42am  

Rb6d says



Bwahaha
9067   Bd6r   2021 May 28, 6:49am  

9068   Bd6r   2021 May 28, 6:49am  

9070   Patrick   2021 May 28, 9:11am  

https://babylonbee.com/news/facebook-now-banning-anyone-who-says-virus-wasnt-developed-in-wuhan-lab

MENLO PARK, CA—Facebook has updated its community standards today, declaring that anyone who says the COVID-19 virus wasn't developed in the lab in Wuhan will be banned for sharing fake news.

Mark Zuckerberg, may he live forever, announced the change from his royal throne today to a group of reporters gathered in his royal throne room.

"Hear ye, hear ye!" Zuckerberg announced. "From henceforth, anyone saying the virus wasn't created in a lab shall be banned! While previously, those who said the virus was created in a lab were hanged, this royal decree hereby reverses the order, and now, those who deny the obvious truth that it was created in a lab shall be declared anathema and sentenced to die!"

Zuckerberg's royal scribes then began scrubbing the old rule from the giant Community Standards tablets displayed in the throne room and chiseling the updated rule on top.

"So it is written, and so it is done!" announced Zuckerberg.
9071   Patrick   2021 May 28, 9:35am  

https://babylonbee.com/news/the-babylon-bee-would-like-to-apologize-to-xi-jinping-for-referring-to-him-as-president-and-not-a-stuffed-honey-loving-bear-who-lives-in-the-hundred-acre-wood



BABYLON, FL—The Babylon Bee would like to take this opportunity to apologize to Xi Jinping for a very, very bad mistake we made earlier. We continued to refer to him as "president" in our articles, when we really should have called him Winnie the Pooh, as he self-identifies as a honey-loving stuffed bear who lives in the Hundred Acre Wood.

Here is our apology, Mr. Pooh:

亲爱的习近平领导人,对于您称呼您为“总统”,我们深感抱歉。 我们知道您确定是吃蜂蜜且非常胖的黄熊。 我们犯了一个非常非常非常严重的错误,我们非常非常爱您和中国政府。 用不与之相称的代词来误认一个人是非常糟糕的。 您是小熊维尼,我们希望尊重这一身份。 因此,从现在开始,我们将永远只称您为小熊维尼(Winnie the Pooh),这是一只可爱的毛绒熊,与克里斯托弗·罗宾(Christopher Robin)一起玩,非常笨。 非常感谢,请不要将我们送到监狱营地。

Thank you very much for your understanding, and may this lead to greater cooperation between our inferior country and your much superior land of the Hundred Acre Wood.


Holy shit! That would literally get you murdered by the state in China.

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