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https://babylonbee.com/news/aoc-now-claims-her-abuela-died-in-attack-on-capitol

Rb6d says

Bwahaha

Is it just me? Or does the Kamala Cookie head look like a cooked turkey? Squint your eyes a little.

Onvacation says

Squint your eyes a little.

THATS RACIST!!

sorry

Biden reminds me of one of those super Villains in a Fantasy SiFi movie. Where the hero in the movie has a simple object that he commands great power with. The Villains at some point in the movie finally binds the Hero and commandeers his simple object, but can't get any mojo super powers out of it. Of course because he's not the chosen one, with the special linage to use the object.

Biden is obsessed with ice creme, as a prop in every appearance he gives. He doesn't care if he's in the middle of a speech. He's trying to crack the riddle of the Trump's two scoops and the mileage Trump got out of it.

https://www.prageru.com/video/what-happened-in-charlottesville/

They said that before.

Kamala's "Do not come" speech was intended for those back in the US. That way they can claim they are working to stop the illegal immigrant invasion despite keeping massive incentives in place for those illegals to make the trip.

HeadSet says

Kamala's "Do not come" speech was intended for those back in the US.

Like Willy Brown? (Or was it Brown's willy?)

HeadSet says

Kamala's "Do not come" speech was intended for those back in the US. That way they can claim they are working to stop the illegal immigrant invasion despite keeping massive incentives in place for those illegals to make the trip.

What's actually happening is a massive labor shortage IN Guatemala, which is causing Walmart Sock and Shirt Subcontractors to have to raise wages and fight over workers.

So many Guatemalans have left for the US.

Lol, that makes sense. The Guatemalans would rather make $10/hour illegally in the US than $2/hour legally in Guatemala.

Patrick says

Lol, that makes sense. The Guatemalans would rather make $10/hour illegally in the US than $2/hour legally in Guatemala.

Who would have thought?!

Patrick says

Lol, that makes sense. The Guatemalans would rather make $10/hour illegally in the US than $2/hour legally in Guatemala.

Yep. And Guatemalan contractors want to be sure they don't make $5/hr legally in Guatemala!

https://babylonbee.com/news/cnn-forced-to-reset-days-since-trump-was-proven-right-counter-to-zero-again

ATLANTA, GA—After information was released yesterday that hydroxychloroquine can increase the survival rate of patients diagnosed with COVID-19, a sad, forlorn Brian Stelter was forced to shuffle over to the "Days Since Trump Was Proven Right" counter and reset it to zero once again.

"Ugh. Not again!" said Stelter as he fumbled with the buttons on the side of the sign and changed it from "00001" to "00000" for the third day in a row. "One of these days we're gonna get up to 3!"