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9133   Tenpoundbass   2021 Jun 8, 7:47pm  

Biden reminds me of one of those super Villains in a Fantasy SiFi movie. Where the hero in the movie has a simple object that he commands great power with. The Villains at some point in the movie finally binds the Hero and commandeers his simple object, but can't get any mojo super powers out of it. Of course because he's not the chosen one, with the special linage to use the object.

Biden is obsessed with ice creme, as a prop in every appearance he gives. He doesn't care if he's in the middle of a speech. He's trying to crack the riddle of the Trump's two scoops and the mileage Trump got out of it.
9136   Onvacation   2021 Jun 9, 12:46pm  

They said that before.
9137   HeadSet   2021 Jun 9, 1:10pm  

Kamala's "Do not come" speech was intended for those back in the US. That way they can claim they are working to stop the illegal immigrant invasion despite keeping massive incentives in place for those illegals to make the trip.
9138   Onvacation   2021 Jun 9, 1:21pm  

HeadSet says
Kamala's "Do not come" speech was intended for those back in the US.

Like Willy Brown? (Or was it Brown's willy?)
9139   AmericanKulak   2021 Jun 9, 1:49pm  

HeadSet says
Kamala's "Do not come" speech was intended for those back in the US. That way they can claim they are working to stop the illegal immigrant invasion despite keeping massive incentives in place for those illegals to make the trip.


What's actually happening is a massive labor shortage IN Guatemala, which is causing Walmart Sock and Shirt Subcontractors to have to raise wages and fight over workers.

So many Guatemalans have left for the US.
9140   Patrick   2021 Jun 9, 2:54pm  

Lol, that makes sense. The Guatemalans would rather make $10/hour illegally in the US than $2/hour legally in Guatemala.
9142   RWSGFY   2021 Jun 9, 3:20pm  

Patrick says
Lol, that makes sense. The Guatemalans would rather make $10/hour illegally in the US than $2/hour legally in Guatemala.


Who would have thought?!
9143   Bd6r   2021 Jun 9, 3:51pm  

9144   Bd6r   2021 Jun 9, 3:52pm  

9145   Bd6r   2021 Jun 9, 3:52pm  

9146   Bd6r   2021 Jun 9, 3:53pm  

9147   Bd6r   2021 Jun 9, 3:53pm  

9148   Bd6r   2021 Jun 9, 3:54pm  

9150   AmericanKulak   2021 Jun 9, 11:29pm  

Patrick says
Lol, that makes sense. The Guatemalans would rather make $10/hour illegally in the US than $2/hour legally in Guatemala.


Yep. And Guatemalan contractors want to be sure they don't make $5/hr legally in Guatemala!
9159   Patrick   2021 Jun 11, 9:17am  

https://babylonbee.com/news/cnn-forced-to-reset-days-since-trump-was-proven-right-counter-to-zero-again



ATLANTA, GA—After information was released yesterday that hydroxychloroquine can increase the survival rate of patients diagnosed with COVID-19, a sad, forlorn Brian Stelter was forced to shuffle over to the "Days Since Trump Was Proven Right" counter and reset it to zero once again.

"Ugh. Not again!" said Stelter as he fumbled with the buttons on the side of the sign and changed it from "00001" to "00000" for the third day in a row. "One of these days we're gonna get up to 3!"
9165   Booger   2021 Jun 11, 3:10pm  

France:
9166   Patrick   2021 Jun 11, 3:12pm  

I would enjoy slapping either ass, but in different ways.

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