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Tenpoundbass
2021 Jul 29, 8:47am
Tenpoundbass
2021 Jul 29, 8:47am
Finally a reason why "The Funny Picture thread" is loathed and despised so much with dislikes by the Wet Blanket Commie Brigade.
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komputodo
2021 Jul 30, 9:20pm
komputodo
2021 Jul 30, 9:20pm
HunterTits says
What is the reason for the little red ramps for in this situation?
That actually would not cause a problem.
What is the reason for the little red ramps for in this situation?
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richwicks
2021 Jul 30, 9:25pm
richwicks
2021 Jul 30, 9:25pm
komputodo says
The idea is that the train would ride over the ramps, rather than just cutting them to pieces.
That's the joke.
If the ramps can actually make the train ride over them, there's a risk of derailment, given what I've seen a train do to a penny, it's unlikely, it would just cut through the ramps, destroying the water hose as well. Basically, the ramps have no effect so there was no point in using the ramps at all.
I assume the (real) point of the ramps are so that a car can drive over the water hose without damaging it. A car is a lot lighter than a train and has more weight distribution. It appears the firefighters didn't think before they laid down the ramps and hose, or, it's just a joke entirely, and they know how useless this is.
HunterTits saysThat actually would not cause a problem.
What is the reason for the little red ramps for in this situation?
The idea is that the train would ride over the ramps, rather than just cutting them to pieces.
That's the joke.
If the ramps can actually make the train ride over them, there's a risk of derailment, given what I've seen a train do to a penny, it's unlikely, it would just cut through the ramps, destroying the water hose as well. Basically, the ramps have no effect so there was no point in using the ramps at all.
I assume the (real) point of the ramps are so that a car can drive over the water hose without damaging it. A car is a lot lighter than a train and has more weight distribution. It appears the firefighters didn't think before they laid down the ramps and hose, or, it's just a joke entirely, and they know how useless this is.
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richwicks
2021 Jul 30, 9:41pm
richwicks
2021 Jul 30, 9:41pm
Tenpoundbass says
Oh, I'm not the only one!
My memory of the 1980's music was vapid stupid music was constantly promoted as being popular.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZxgMGk9JPVA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yem_iEHiyJ0
Those are the most fucking vulgar songs I've ever heard, and I had to hear it everywhere. Fucking hate the 1980s. Those are the two that come to mind, but there's plenty.
Michael Jackson was a fucking pedophile, and Madonna is a whore - she built her brand around being a disgusting whore. That was her shtick. The most popular entertainers of the 1980s, were just disgusting. Now we have this slut:
What a disgusting piece of shit.
There were outcries of disgust when Elvis Presley sang "Let Me Be Your Teddy Bear" implying he wanted to sleep with a girl, not necessarily fucking her, just sleeping in the same bed, although sex was heavily implied. THAT was a scandal, and that was 1957 and less than 25 years later, it was explicit grotesque lyrics designed explicitly to piss off parents and today, we just have piece of shit propagandist whores for Planned Parenthood.
I have a friend that lives in Oakland that when his wife got pregnant he went to Planed Parenthood - they ONLY offer abortion services, nothing else. So he went to a placed called "Womens Choice" or something similar, that is an actual Planned Parenthood. The nurse he met was quite explicit that she was against abortion and now he has brought his children to her to meet a few times.
With regard to the picture, at least Miley Cyruss learned to brush her filthy disgusting thrush tongue, or maybe it's just photoshop. She's so fucking gross.
The 80's is when music started going to hell.
Oh, I'm not the only one!
My memory of the 1980's music was vapid stupid music was constantly promoted as being popular.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZxgMGk9JPVA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yem_iEHiyJ0
Those are the most fucking vulgar songs I've ever heard, and I had to hear it everywhere. Fucking hate the 1980s. Those are the two that come to mind, but there's plenty.
Michael Jackson was a fucking pedophile, and Madonna is a whore - she built her brand around being a disgusting whore. That was her shtick. The most popular entertainers of the 1980s, were just disgusting. Now we have this slut:
What a disgusting piece of shit.
There were outcries of disgust when Elvis Presley sang "Let Me Be Your Teddy Bear" implying he wanted to sleep with a girl, not necessarily fucking her, just sleeping in the same bed, although sex was heavily implied. THAT was a scandal, and that was 1957 and less than 25 years later, it was explicit grotesque lyrics designed explicitly to piss off parents and today, we just have piece of shit propagandist whores for Planned Parenthood.
I have a friend that lives in Oakland that when his wife got pregnant he went to Planed Parenthood - they ONLY offer abortion services, nothing else. So he went to a placed called "Womens Choice" or something similar, that is an actual Planned Parenthood. The nurse he met was quite explicit that she was against abortion and now he has brought his children to her to meet a few times.
With regard to the picture, at least Miley Cyruss learned to brush her filthy disgusting thrush tongue, or maybe it's just photoshop. She's so fucking gross.
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Tenpoundbass
2021 Jul 31, 11:14am
Tenpoundbass
2021 Jul 31, 11:14am
richwicks says
FWIW, I don't ever recall ever seeing an 80's pop act in an Album collection. People who listened to that music and the music it became. Let others curate for them what they heard and when they heard it. My brother had a lot of punk records, (Husker Du, Black Flag, Dead Kenedy's, Violent Femes, ect.) and if one of the pop new wave bands, might have had a cross over hit, that might have been in his collection. But definitely no Madonna, Petshop Boys, Duran Duran and the like.
My memory of the 1980's music was vapid stupid music was constantly promoted as being popular.
FWIW, I don't ever recall ever seeing an 80's pop act in an Album collection. People who listened to that music and the music it became. Let others curate for them what they heard and when they heard it. My brother had a lot of punk records, (Husker Du, Black Flag, Dead Kenedy's, Violent Femes, ect.) and if one of the pop new wave bands, might have had a cross over hit, that might have been in his collection. But definitely no Madonna, Petshop Boys, Duran Duran and the like.
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FortWayneAsNancyPelosiHaircut
2021 Aug 1, 8:38am
FortWayneAsNancyPelosiHaircut
2021 Aug 1, 8:38am
Bd6r says
Man think about it, imagine if people catch up that cultural unity (not diversity/equity/inclusion) is the solution to all these problems. That would be a riot.
Man think about it, imagine if people catch up that cultural unity (not diversity/equity/inclusion) is the solution to all these problems. That would be a riot.
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Bd6r
2021 Aug 2, 10:50am
Bd6r
2021 Aug 2, 10:50am
FortWayneAsNancyPelosiHaircut says
or is it tentacle porn that makes Japan what it is???
cultural unity (not diversity/equity/inclusion) is the solution to all these problems
or is it tentacle porn that makes Japan what it is???
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Patrick
2021 Aug 2, 11:53am
Patrick
2021 Aug 2, 11:53am
"The Japanese are the closets thing we have to alien life on earth."
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FortWayneAsNancyPelosiHaircut
2021 Aug 2, 5:18pm
FortWayneAsNancyPelosiHaircut
2021 Aug 2, 5:18pm
Bd6r says
I think this will require a multi year study to determine. There are all kinds of tentacles, got to go through them all you know...
FortWayneAsNancyPelosiHaircut sayscultural unity (not diversity/equity/inclusion) is the solution to all these problems
or is it tentacle porn that makes Japan what it is???
I think this will require a multi year study to determine. There are all kinds of tentacles, got to go through them all you know...
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