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2019 Feb 17, 4:30pm   3,131,910 views  42,156 comments

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10838   Malcolm   2021 Sep 28, 9:39am  

Patrick, I stole it. Too good not to share.
10839   Patrick   2021 Sep 28, 9:43am  

https://babylonbee.com/news/boss-warns-all-new-employees-he-will-fire-them-immediately-if-people-on-twitter-tell-him-to


PALO ALTO, CA—According to sources, Tito Gourdwhack, CEO of WeebyHQ Software Solutions, is a very socially conscious business leader who prides himself on using his wealth and influence to make the world a better place, just like Google and Facebook.

For this reason, he is always sure to tell every one of his new employees he will fire them at the drop of a hat if people on Twitter ever want him to.

"To be a good and moral person, it's important to always obey what mobs on Twitter say to you," he said to his reflection in the bathroom mirror, which is the only thing he can get to look him in the eyes. "Everyone knows that Twitter people are the greatest voice for truth and decency the world has ever seen, especially when they get together in mobs."

Every morning, Gourdwhack goes into the office early to search Twitter for the names of his employees to see if any online moral busybodies want him to fire anyone.

"I may be the boss of my company, but Twitter is the boss of me," he said. "I will gladly destroy the lives of anyone who works for me to preserve my image as a good progressive person. If I find out anyone in my office is on the wrong side of history, I fire them on the spot without question. It's just the right thing to do."


I'm right by Palo Alto and this is not really satire. Things work that way around here.
10843   Bd6r   2021 Sep 28, 1:07pm  

Not humor, but very sad:

10844   Bd6r   2021 Sep 28, 1:07pm  

10845   Bd6r   2021 Sep 28, 1:07pm  

10846   DhammaStep   2021 Sep 28, 1:11pm  

Bd6r says


Congrats on being the 11000th comment in this thread. A solid image too.
10849   Onvacation   2021 Sep 28, 8:36pm  

Not exactly funny...
10850   Bd6r   2021 Sep 28, 8:53pm  

10851   Bd6r   2021 Sep 28, 8:54pm  

10852   Bd6r   2021 Sep 28, 8:54pm  

10853   Bd6r   2021 Sep 28, 8:55pm  

10866   Ceffer   2021 Sep 29, 4:32pm  

LOL! Liar-In-Chief again. I thought those window pix looked like paste ons.
10867   Ceffer   2021 Sep 29, 5:51pm  

Looks like Big Mike has put on a few pounds, there. Must out weigh wife Hussein by 30 pounds at least.
https://t.me/TommyRobinsonNews/26407
10873   Ceffer   2021 Sep 30, 1:15am  

Trilateral Commission: Our three pillars: 1. You're all slaves 2. You're ALL our fucking slaves 3. There are too many of you fucking slaves and you get uppity.

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