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IMO the funniest thing about these trendy big-name substitutes is that places like Taco Bell can now drop the pretense of actually having meat in their products.

I love meat and haven't tried the current substitutes.

In the 90s there was a decent dry vegetarian "nature's burger" mix available in bulk. We mixed in ground hemp seed and sold it as "Hemp soft tacos." With onions and cilantro, it came out quite delicious. However, it was a novelty, never a food staple for me.

Automan Empire says

IMO the funniest thing about these trendy big-name substitutes is that places like Taco Bell can now drop the pretense of actually having meat in their products.

I love meat and haven't tried the current substitutes.

In the 90s there was a decent dry vegetarian "nature's burger" mix available in bulk. We mixed in ground hemp seed and sold it as "Hemp soft tacos." With onions and cilantro, it came out quite delicious. However, it was a novelty, never a food staple for me.

I had a $15 hamburger at the Trump rally, the Stadium's fault not Trump.
As I ate the burger, there was nothing in it, that I could identify as ground beef. It was most definitely a Fag Burger.
I'll just never eat hamburger in a restaurant ever again. Because as you've said, that's exactly what these cock suckers will do to save margins.
They would grill you a dog terd if they could get away with it.

Artificial meat:

"There are only three pleasures in this life: to eat meat, to ride meat and to poke meat with your meat" -- Genghis Khan

The_Weeping_Ayatollah says

"There are only three pleasures in this life: to eat meat, to ride meat and to poke meat with your meat" -- Genghis Khan

And knowing Genghis Khan, all three - eat, ride, and poke - referred to horses.

If you are talking about a hamburger, and you wanted to go meatless this time, just substitute a grilled portabella mushroom cap for the meat paddy. Works well with the typical condiments added, and has the right texture.

Heraclitusstudent says

Artificial meat:



No man will be accused of false rape, by banging a sex doll.

Heraclitusstudent says

Artificial meat:

If you knock this girl up, will she give birth to Gumby?

HeadSet says

will she give birth to Gumby

Maybe if you Pokey her enough she will.

I was a toddler in the late 60s and loved Gumby. I'd abuse the flexible plastic dolls till they tore and exposed the sharp little wire inside and Mom would have to take it away. Good, cause they were probably laden with phthalates plus lead and cadmium colorants. Hopefully for users, the internal features of realdolls don't have these issues.

Impossible burger is off the charts with respect to omega-6.

Highly inflammatory!

Cows, sheep, goats, ruminants basically are fantastic for the environment don't listen to those moron lefties.

The time will come soon that we'll require them or agriculture will fail.

Chickens, pigs not so much.

Also the red meat scare is also bullshit.

Rin says

No man will be accused of false rape, by banging a sex doll.

Really?
Paris ‘brothel’ renting out sex dolls faces pressure to close amid claims it encourages rape
https://www.scmp.com/news/world/europe/article/2138283/paris-brothel-renting-out-sex-dolls-faces-pressure-close-amid

Robotic sex dolls promote rape culture
https://theaggie.org/2019/06/04/robotic-sex-dolls-promote-rape-culture/

Congress Criminalizes Sex Robots
https://www.psychologytoday.com/us/blog/sexual-intelligence/201806/congress-criminalizes-sex-robots

https://finance.yahoo.com/m/3f48c9ae-5faf-32f3-9645-158a6c617a6a/beyond-meat-downgraded-as.html
Beyond Meat downgraded as analysts say stock price already accounts for U.S. growth potential

If that ever happens, I'm declaring open season on Vegan's Pets, you know they feed them nothing but the good shit.
I bet it would be some nice tender tasty meat too.

If meat is obsolete, what will the lefties feed their dogs?

Two words: "Soylent Green"

https://finance.yahoo.com/news/beyond-meat-products-pulled-tim-230737219.html

Beyond Meat Products Pulled From Tim Hortons Canada Shops

Tim Hortons restaurants have stopped selling Beyond Meat products at its coffee and donut shops across two of Canada’s biggest provinces.

The chain had been serving the Beyond Burger and a Beyond Meat breakfast sandwich made with the company’s imitation sausage products. After an initial launch starting in June at nearly 4,000 Canadian locations, the items were scaled back to the provinces of Ontario and British Columbia in September.

“We introduced Beyond Meat as a limited time offer. We are always listening to our guests and testing new products that align to our core menu offerings.

Heraclitusstudent says

Rin says

No man will be accused of false rape, by banging a sex doll.

Really?
Paris ‘brothel’ renting out sex dolls faces pressure to close amid claims it encourages rape
https://www.scmp.com/news/world/europe/article/2138283/paris-brothel-renting-out-sex-dolls-faces-pressure-close-amid

Robotic sex dolls promote rape culture
https://theaggie.org/2019/06/04/robotic-sex-dolls-promote-rape-culture/

Congress Criminalizes Sex Robots
https://www.psychologytoday.com/us/blog/sexual-intelligence/201806/congress-criminalizes-sex-robots

Womyn do not want competition...

https://www.zerohedge.com/markets/beyond-meat-implodes-after-reporting-catastrophic-q3-sales

Beyond Meat Implodes After Reporting Catastrophic Q3 Sales

zzyzzx says

Beyond Meat Implodes After Reporting Catastrophic Q3 Sales

That shit is highly inflammatory. Don't eat it.

This thread needs more Chappelle!

Now, those pussies they have... I'm not saying it ain't pussy. But it's Beyond Pussy... Impossible Pussy!

zzyzzx says

Beyond Meat Implodes After Reporting Catastrophic Q3 Sales

Oh, Zerohedge. They scaled the graph in the article to make a 14% drop look like a 95% plunge.

Automan Empire says

zzyzzx says

Beyond Meat Implodes After Reporting Catastrophic Q3 Sales

Oh, Zerohedge. They scaled the graph in the article to make a 14% drop look like a 95% plunge.

I noticed that as well. Hardly a catastrophe. More like an expected shellacking after a bad couple or quarters. They definitely aren’t trending in the right direction and should be considered a sell. But the company isn’t exactly toast yet.

We just upped our package size for our local meat CSA from 10 to 25lbs. Made some delicious Eye of Round this week, and got a 6.5lb chicken as part of the package.

Not saying vegan/vegetarian diets can't work, but you REALLY have to know what you're doing.

Bill Gates would love to destroy meat and sell his transgender meat horseshit.

Stop the fear porn. If they manage to ban real meat then there will become an abundance of unhealthy, inedible 'red' commi-meat, uugh!

NuttBoxer says

local meat CSA

Local meat Confederate States of America???

Not quite. CSA stands for Community Supported Agriculture. It's the concept of buying from your local farmer directly.

Instead of beating your meat, you'll have to say you beat your synthetic tube steak.

NuttBoxer says

We just upped our package size for our local meat CSA from 10 to 25lbs. Made some delicious Eye of Round this week, and got a 6.5lb chicken as part of the package.

Not saying vegan/vegetarian diets can't work, but you REALLY have to know what you're doing.

We bought half cow + a number of chickens from a local farmer. Next planned purchase is a whole lamb. Too bad very few locals grow hogs as they can not compete with industrial hog-farming.

Bd6r says

Too bad very few locals grow hogs as they can not compete with industrial hog-farming.

You've got plenty of, uhhhh, free-range hogs down there. Let's put that gun collection to good use.

https://bigleaguepolitics.com/shares-of-fake-meat-company-crash-19-as-public-rejects-bioengineered-slop/

Shares of Fake Meat Company Crash 19% as Public Rejects Bioengineered Slop

EBGuy says

Bd6r says

Too bad very few locals grow hogs as they can not compete with industrial hog-farming.

You've got plenty of, uhhhh, free-range hogs down there. Let's put that gun collection to good use.

There is plenty of these fuckers in Bay Area too: almost every lawn in our neighborhood gets dug up and turned upside down every summer.

zzyzzx says

Beyond Meat Implodes After Reporting Catastrophic Q3 Sales

just_passing_through says

That shit is highly inflammatory. Don't eat it.

Full of PUFAs: polyunsaturated fatty acids, the worst kind of fat.

Vegetarians were running a "Margarine Good, Butter Bad" campaign back in the 80s. Turns out Margarine was worse. Veggie groups - usually "Union of Concerned Scientists for Sustainability" or whatever, were funded by ADM and other BigAgra firms with a vested interest in soy, corn, and grains.

A good T-bone with a pat of butter is better than any Impossible Burger, both in the mouth and in the rest of the body.

Where is ol' Tovarichpeter? Is he in Japan?

Fuck vegginazi’s

NuttBoxer says

Not quite. CSA stands for Community Supported Agriculture. It's the concept of buying from your local farmer directly.

This is what we do. I’m not a big produce guy, but we get all meat locally. We should do produce but our schedules are so damn random that half goes bad before we can use it.

We do grow a fuck ton though in our own garden. Process and freeze what we can. We processed about 20lbs of tomato sauce this year. So anything with red sauce is game. Tons of peppers, jalapeños, potatoes, etc. Contemplating getting chickens for eggs and eating. We travel a lot so not sure getting animals is that smart.

Automan Empire says

Oh, Zerohedge. They scaled the graph in the article to make a 14% drop look like a 95% plunge.

Like what those AGW climate change a-holes do.

https://finance.yahoo.com/m/e2c91648-69b5-32e2-b91a-e8dacba3867c/beyond-meat%E2%80%99s-cash-burn-is.html

Beyond Meat’s cash burn is putting the stock at risk of falling to $0

Beyond Meat is the latest addition to the list of “zombie stocks” compiled by independent equity research firm New Constructs. The research firm, which uses machine learning and natural language processing to parse corporate filings and model economic earnings, warns that Beyond Meat Inc. (BYND) has a high risk of declining to $0 a share. “Beyond Meat must dramatically cut costs and lower its cash burn, or it will go bankrupt,”