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2019 Feb 17, 4:30pm   3,115,172 views  42,079 comments

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11523   AmericanKulak   2021 Oct 28, 9:38am  

We should have sanctions on China too. The Uighurs, Hong Kong, violating Montreal Agreement on CFCs, etc.
11524   Bd6r   2021 Oct 28, 9:41am  

MisdemeanorRebellionNoCoupForYou says
We should have sanctions on China too. The Uighurs, Hong Kong, violating Montreal Agreement on CFCs, etc.

Sanctions on China make 10000000 times more sense. Cuba is not an economic competitor to US.
11525   Patrick   2021 Oct 28, 10:07am  

https://babylonbee.com/news/janet-yellen-pops-out-of-childs-birthday-cake-to-take-his-birthday-money





CONWAY, AR—Ten-year-old Billy Smurth’s birthday party went from fun to frightening when U.S. Secretary of Treasury Janet Yellen burst out of his birthday cake to take his birthday money.

“No! Don’t take off your—” Billy’s dad yelled before realizing with overwhelming relief that Yellen was only there as part of her efforts to tax Billy's unrealized birthday money.

"EQUITY!!!!" screeched the frosting-covered Yellen as she rummaged through birthday cards and pocketed the cash while Billy and his friends screamed in terror. Billy’s mom confronted Yellen and demanded she leave, but was forced to back away after Yellen tried gnawing off her finger to get to her diamond wedding ring.

Janet Yellen finally crashed out a window and disappeared after Billy’s dad convinced her there was a libertarian with a walk-in safe living next door.

Moments later, the front door burst open and two IRS agents entered to issue Billy an itemized tax bill for his birthday presents.
11527   Patrick   2021 Oct 28, 10:43am  

HunterTits says
Enabling Act of 1933



THE ENABLING ACT
The Enabling Act allowed the Reich government to issue laws without the consent of Germany’s parliament, laying the foundation for the complete Nazification of German society. The law was passed on March 23, 1933, and published the following day. Its full name was the “Law to Remedy the Distress of the People and the Reich.”

KEY FACTS
1 Adolf Hitler and the Nazi Party used intimidation and persecution to ensure the passage of the law. They prevented all 81 Communists and 26 of the 120 Social Democrats from taking their seats, detaining them in Nazi-controlled camps.

2 German judges did not challenge the law. They viewed Hitler's government as legitimate and continued to regard themselves as state servants who owed him their allegiance and support.

3 The Enabling Act became the cornerstone of Hitler's dictatorship.
11528   Tenpoundbass   2021 Oct 28, 11:01am  

HunterTits says


People still do



11531   mell   2021 Oct 28, 12:10pm  

Tenpoundbass says
HunterTits says


People still do






We do too. Makes perfect cooking fat.
11532   Ceffer   2021 Oct 28, 12:14pm  

"Patel Patriot
White House Chief of Staff Ron Klain just admitted there will be a second Trump Administration"
11533   Ceffer   2021 Oct 28, 12:16pm  

Not just vote, but SANE VOTE! Trump cracks me up.
11536   Tenpoundbass   2021 Oct 28, 1:36pm  

In the future based parents will beat their kids ass for learning something in school, or getting a A in Social Science.



11538   Ceffer   2021 Oct 28, 1:38pm  

The Sun just cut a massive fart in our direction, which means that all conservative and anti Biden regime commentary will mysteriously disappear from the airwaves. The Sun is a KommieKunt Democrat!
https://t.me/realx22report/4704
11539   Ceffer   2021 Oct 28, 1:49pm  

ZuckFuck shape shifts for Halloween.
11540   Ceffer   2021 Oct 28, 1:51pm  

ZuckFuck deciding on politically correct Halloween date.
11541   FortWayneAsNancyPelosiHaircut   2021 Oct 28, 2:14pm  

MisdemeanorRebellionNoCoupForYou says


is there a cut out of that guy on the right with the cardboard that can be used to paste over other pictures?
11542   Ceffer   2021 Oct 28, 4:56pm  

Lying journalist whore decides its time to cash in and become lying, bribed political whore.
https://t.me/The_Library_II/59325
11543   Ceffer   2021 Oct 28, 4:59pm  

Schiff says intelligence agencies have too many guys with photographic memories, multiple languages, and skills and are to be replaced by amoral, activist, printing press diploma diversity morons like the rest of the government.
https://t.me/The_Library_II/59326
11544   richwicks   2021 Oct 28, 5:07pm  

Ceffer says
Schiff says guys with photographic memories, multiple languages, and skills to be replaced by amoral, activist, printing press diploma diversity morons like the rest of the government.


The intelligence community overthrew this nation last year. Maybe it's better if they become MORE incompetent.

This shit wouldn't be happening if they did their damned job and made certain that what we were voting for is what we were getting. The chickens are now coming home to roost on them. That's perfectly fine with me.
11545   Ceffer   2021 Oct 28, 5:54pm  

LOL! They're getting ready to go after Biden for his sexual assaults if he doesn't stop Durham. What did Q say? Watch Huma.


11546   richwicks   2021 Oct 28, 8:26pm  

Ceffer says
LOL! They're getting ready to go after Biden for his sexual assaults if he doesn't stop Durham. What did Q say? Watch Huma.


Dude, I wish I could have your hope.

I've not seen a fucking thing done in accountability within government since the Savings & Loan scandal, and I was 17 at the time.

Barr was supposed to clean shit up, he didn't. I hope you're right, that Durham isn't just running out the clock, but I've seen this done so many fucking times. Clinton should have been prosecuted, but Comey and Lynch protected her. Seth Rich was probably murdered by the DNC. Bush Jr. should have been impeached for lying us into the Iraq War. I have no belief at all, whatsoever, in anybody that gets a paycheck from the government.

I really hope I'm wrong. If I am wrong - you write me and I'll make any atonement you wish, up to $1,000. 1 grand is well worth to see accountability again within my lifetime. Got a favorite charity? If YOU are wrong, give a $10 bill to some homeless guy - and if you want, just offer to have a meal with him that you pay for, and ask for his story. Some of them are just down on their luck and will give you an understanding of how life can fuck you over if you're unlucky.

You have no idea how much I want to lose 1K. More than 1/2 the fuckers in our government should be in prison. I only dimly remember the country this once was.
11547   HeadSet   2021 Oct 28, 9:23pm  

richwicks says
If you like biking, I strongly suggest you look up Sheldon Brown

I checked out that Sheldon Brown link. I went to the section on drum brakes. I need to replace my rear Sturmey- Archer drum insert on the back wheel of my Blue Mountain bike, but I cannot find anyone anywhere who has the 70mm version in stock. Lots of 90mm, but I cannot use that. Drum brakes are great because they still work when it is raining or riding through some water.
11549   Ceffer   2021 Oct 28, 10:28pm  

richwicks says
I really hope I'm wrong. If I am wrong - you write me and I'll make any atonement you wish, up to $1,000.

I'm not particularly set on hopium, either, until proof positive, but exposing sexual antics is pretty much standard operating procedure now when they want to get rid of somebody, and they will be getting rid of Biden pretty soon. Female employees and interns are given a down low list of men in Congress who they should NEVER be alone with, and Biden was one of the most notorious. Forget about Hunter, they are covering up so much sex shit for Old Joe it isn't funny.
11552   richwicks   2021 Oct 29, 3:19am  

HeadSet says
richwicks says
If you like biking, I strongly suggest you look up Sheldon Brown

I checked out that Sheldon Brown link. I went to the section on drum brakes. I need to replace my rear Sturmey- Archer drum insert on the back wheel of my Blue Mountain bike, but I cannot find anyone anywhere who has the 70mm version in stock. Lots of 90mm, but I cannot use that. Drum brakes are great because they still work when it is raining or riding through some water.


@HeadSet

https://www.sturmey-archer.com/en/products/rear-hubs

?

I didn't even know there were such a thing as rear drum breaks still. I had the type that went on an old Schwinn. I remember riding the breaks down a hill for that hub to get toasty hot. Hot enough it would stop working.

Speaking of my old bike - holy crap, they are still making them:

https://www.walmart.com/ip/Schwinn-Sting-Ray-Bicycle-single-speed-20-Inch-wheels/841993718

Mine was green though.
11554   HeadSet   2021 Oct 29, 7:07am  

richwicks says
HeadSet says
richwicks says
If you like biking, I strongly suggest you look up Sheldon Brown

I checked out that Sheldon Brown link. I went to the section on drum brakes. I need to replace my rear Sturmey- Archer drum insert on the back wheel of my Blue Mountain bike, but I cannot find anyone anywhere who has the 70mm version in stock. Lots of 90mm, but I cannot use that. Drum brakes are great because they still work when it is raining or riding through some water.


@HeadSet

https://www.sturmey-archer.com/en/products/rear-hubs



I appreciate the link, but that site does not sell. It just describes the product.
11557   Maga_Chaos_Monkey   2021 Oct 29, 8:33am  

I saw that last night and wondered if it was from the patnet zzyzx...
11561   Ceffer   2021 Oct 29, 11:38am  

Trump cracks me up.

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