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2019 Feb 17, 4:30pm   3,118,078 views  42,081 comments

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11589   REpro   2021 Oct 31, 9:04pm  

11590   richwicks   2021 Nov 1, 1:24am  

HunterTits says
18 months? Try putting up with it ALL YOUR LIFE (I was born and raised in Silicon Valley and have lived and worked here all this time)


I moved here in the late 1990's, and it's always been weird and strange for me. THAT I could deal with. I've run into liberatarians, liberals, anarchists, atheists, SUPER religious from bizarre religions - I can go on to more unusual things..

I was fine with that.

But it turns out, something like 80%+ of the people I thought were smart, quirky, weird, and creative - are not smart at all. They are as fucking dumb as anybody when it comes to something as simple to understand as this "pandemic".

We gathered here to MAKE THE FUCKING INTERNET. This system is the most powerful research and knowledge system EVER made by mankind. Not only could you talk to an Iraqi in Iraq in 2005 or a Libyan in Libya in 2012 - you can do things like look up what the mortality rate of smallpox was, or how likely you were to be maimed for life by Polio.

We are not in a pandemic. Not even fucking close. Imagine this - a company is told "there's a 1 in 1000 chance of each of your employees dying over the next year unless they all work remotely" - who the fuck would have agreed to that? Turns out, most of Silly Con Valley, and the employees and the people who lost their job, fucking defend it.

This is trivial math. This isn't the NIGHTMARE course of statistics I took in my Senior year.

It is shocking how stupid smart people are. They do their job well, and that's as far as they think. It's bizarre.

I swear to go 99% of blue collar workers just figured out "this education shit is just bullshit, I want to get a job" and are a fuckload smarter than the PhD's here. Some blue collar worker I run into, they know the government is full of shit, but people who pride themselves on their suspicion and intelligence - they have no clue. It's weird. The last 9 months has completely changed my view on "smart people".
11591   Ceffer   2021 Nov 1, 1:32am  

11592   Ceffer   2021 Nov 1, 1:34am  


11593   Ceffer   2021 Nov 1, 1:48am  

From McAfee: does this man the cabal Masonic owl has had one of its eyes taken out? Woo-o-sphere says military has been activated against the Swiss Octagon group, Klaus Barbie Schwab is in hiding in Swiss tunnels? Of course, all of the arrest chatter has been going on for years with no meaningful results that trickle down to the plebs, so who knows.
11594   Ceffer   2021 Nov 1, 1:50am  

11595   AmericanKulak   2021 Nov 1, 8:07am  

richwicks says
It is shocking how stupid smart people are. They do their job well, and that's as far as they think. It's bizarre.


Class membership is a bitch.

That's what it is.

"If I don't hold to orthodoxy, people at work won't like me, I might even get fired. I will lose all my friends. The guys at the Cereal Bar and the gals will stop inviting me to the Class II Mountaineering Hike. It's nice being invited to events and outings besides Chess Club and Erckle's D&D Session. It's easier to be agreeable besides I have low T from sitting on my ass for years. Besides, Scientism and Late Nite Unfunny Men are key to my identity. FUCK TRUMP! YAY FAUCI OUCHIE!"

Sure, the dumb bitches in HR/PR don't know shit. But most of the males have no excuse.
11596   mell   2021 Nov 1, 8:15am  

MisdemeanorRebellionNoCoupForYou says
richwicks says
It is shocking how stupid smart people are. They do their job well, and that's as far as they think. It's bizarre.


Class membership is a bitch.

That's what it is.

"If I don't hold to orthodoxy, people at work won't like me, I might even get fired. I will lose all my friends. The guys at the Cereal Bar and the gals will stop inviting me to the Class II Mountaineering Hike. It's nice being invited to events and outings besides Chess Club and Erckle's D&D Session. Besides, Scientism and Late Nite Unfunny Men are key to my identity. FUCK TRUMP! YAY FAUCI OUCHIE!"

Sure, the dumb bitches in HR/PR don't know shit. But most of the males have no excuse.


It's amazing how gullible the leftoids are. Our former neighbor and friend, otherwise a sweet girl, immediately sported a fauxci mask early on in the plandemic. Hopefully she feels some sort of shame or humility now for this stupid worshiping of this murderous criminal fucknose, she should be smarter than that. Leftism and progressivism are mental disorders and must be treated a such. We need to get these people somehow back onto the path of common sense.
11597   richwicks   2021 Nov 1, 8:19am  

mell says
Leftism and progressivism are mental disorders


Let me generalize this.

Trust in authorities promoted by our government - that's a mental disorder.

I cannot think of a reason people trust "the authorities" at this point. 15 years ago I felt that. When Bush lied this nation into a war, he murdered between 100,000 and 1,000,000 people - and we don't even know why. What I find very disturbing, is hardly anybody cares. They didn't care when Obama brought slavery back to Libya, they didn't care that the OPCW had two whistleblowers that demonstrated the Douma Chemical attacks never happened. They don't care we have censorship on the Internet, that Wikipedia is propaganda, that "fact checkers" are obviously propagandists.

Most people are crazy is my conclusion - to varying degrees.
11598   mell   2021 Nov 1, 8:26am  

richwicks says
mell says
Leftism and progressivism are mental disorders


Let me generalize this.

Trust in authorities promoted by our government - that's a mental disorder.

I cannot think of a reason people trust "the authorities" at this point. 15 years ago I felt that. When Bush lied this nation into a war, he murdered between 100,000 and 1,000,000 people - and we don't even know why. What I find very disturbing, is hardly anybody cares. They didn't care when Obama brought slavery back to Libya, they didn't care that the OPCW had two whistleblowers that demonstrated the Douma Chemical attacks never happened. They don't care we have censorship on the Internet, that Wikipedia is propaganda, that "fact checkers" are obviously propagandists.

Most people are crazy is my conclusion - to varying degrees.


Ok so here is an example where it was applied to right-wingers (or everyone) by neocons. But given the "fact" that intel agencies supposedly reported wmds its easier to see how people got fooled on this specific case as they could not look into Iraq. However people can look at a naked woman and man amd clearly see all the biological differences, they can see every day that sex/gender is a biological reality, yet they repeat this insanely nonsensical propaganda. So my point is that the state of mental disease in modern leftism is far worse than "Iraq had wmds" or "rock music may contain satanic messages or push people to violent crimes". At least for the latter there have been actual examples - albeit few - where this happened, but nobody has ever seen a man give birth yet leftoids claim sex/gender is a social construct only and everyone can get pregnant. This is mental disease
11599   richwicks   2021 Nov 1, 9:10am  

mell says

Ok so here is an example where it was applied to right-wingers (or everyone) by neocons. But given the "fact" that intel agencies supposedly reported wmds its easier to see how people got fooled on this specific case as they could not look into Iraq.


It is obvious the intelligence agencies are simply lying at the behest of some superior - otherwise there would be consequences for such a "mistake" about endlessly making "mistakes". These people look the other way with Antifa and BLM destruction, and have 500+ people in jail for simply entering the capital building. This isn't an error.

mell says
However people can look at a naked woman and man amd clearly see all the biological differences, they can see every day that sex/gender is a biological reality, yet they repeat this insanely nonsensical propaganda.


I don't know anybody REALLY who assigns themselves outside of male / female. This is a media creation. I've lived in Silicon Valley for 20 years. I know homosexual men, women, transgendered women, people with weird sexual kinds, and I've never met somebody that said "my pronouns are...". That doesn't really happen.

mell says
So my point is that the state of mental disease in modern leftism is far worse than "Iraq had wmds" or "rock music may contain satanic messages or push people to violent crimes". At least for the latter there have been actual examples - albeit few - where this happened, but nobody has ever seen a man give birth yet leftoids claim sex/gender is a social construct only and everyone can get pregnant. This is mental disease


What is promoted as "leftism" by our lying, propaganda media, isn't "leftism". I'm sure there's a MINORITY of people that reflect the propaganda, but they are a very small minority. When I was considered "on the left" (because I correctly opposed the Iraq War) the left was constantly and very intentionally misrepresented. "The right" is often misrepresented as well. I've met very few (if any) real flat Earthers - but plenty of conspiracy theorists - they are not dogmatically tied to any conspiracy. "The left" thinks "the right" are a bunch of Q followers that WORSHIP Trump. That's not the case in my experience.

These "issues" over gender identity, transgenderism, etc - they exist ONLY to divide people - to get you into an argument. Do you actually care if some Hollywood nut is dressing their 5 year old son up as a girl, because the poor kid thinks he's a girl? You might feel sorry for the kid, but it's not your kid. You might get into an argument with a leftist about that. I bet you won't get into an argument over the first sars-cov2-19 bailout - that cost 5 trillion dollars, and at maximum only 400 billion dollars was distributed to individuals, where did the other 4.6 trillion go? That's the stuff our oligarchy doesn't want you talking about - they don't even mention it.

Go watch a lefty television show and see how "the right" is represented to "the left". Both "sides" are made to think the other side is crazy. They ignore the fringe stuff within their own group.
11600   mell   2021 Nov 1, 9:16am  

richwicks says
Go watch a lefty television show and see how "the right" is represented to "the left". Both "sides" are made to think the other side is crazy. They ignore the fringe stuff within their own group.


True, but the difference is that those supposedly "non-fringe" leftoids happily support the actual batshit crazy leftoid/demonrat shit policies to ruin this nation as fast as possible, whereas the people.on the right generally do not support extreme policies and there are currently no extreme policies carried out by republican entities/states. The most controversial is prob the recent abortion law passed in TX, now compare that to the leftoid progressive batshit retarded policies...
11601   richwicks   2021 Nov 1, 9:25am  

mell says
True, but the difference is that those supposedly "non-fringe" leftoids happily support the actual batshit crazy leftoid/demonrat shit policies to ruin this nation as fast as possible, whereas the people.on the right generally do not support extreme policies and there are currently no extreme policies carried out by republican entities/states.


The left view many of the extreme policies "transgendered bathrooms / Drag Queen Story Hour / etc" as things that don't matter - and they really DON'T matter. The right freaks out about these things.

mell says
whereas the people.on the right generally do not support extreme policies and there are currently no extreme policies carried out by republican entities/states.


We had Trump for 4 years, and for 2 years we had a republican majority in Congress - why wasn't illegal immigration shut down? Both parties are the same. Both parties support war, and illegal immigration. "The right" has ZERO control over their party - that's why Mitt Romney was the Republican nominee in 2012. It's why John McCain was the Republican nominee in 2008.

mell says
The most controversial is prob the recent abortion law passed in TX, now compare that to the leftoid progressive batshit retarded policies...


Again this is just another talking point. Really, if somebody gets knocked up in Texas, and waits a long time to get an abortion, it's not that expensive to cross state lines or that complicated to do it. This is just another distraction and the bill is misrepresented anyhow, basically, it allows people to sue doctors for performing an abortion after a heartbeat is detected. Nobody is going to do it.
11602   Patrick   2021 Nov 1, 9:41am  

https://babylonbee.com/news/study-finds-connection-between-getting-your-way-politically-and-calling-for-unity


U.S.—A groundbreaking new study has found a strong correlation between getting your way and calling for unity with the other side. Researchers found that when people get everything they want politically, they are three times more likely to call for unity and reconciliation with the losers they just humiliated.

"It was an extensive study of thousands of 3-year-olds and other liberals that led to us discovering this connection," said Dr. Stan Lintel of MIT who headed the study. "We would observe a pair of children fighting over a toy. We would then step in and take the toy away from one child and give it to the other. The child we gave the toy to would immediately calm down and call for unity with the other child, even after punching them in the face several times. We found this tendency remained consistent all the way into adulthood."

Researchers who released the findings pointed out that this strange human behavior could be manifesting itself during this year's election after Democrats immediately calmed down and called for unity after an intense 4-year temper tantrum.

11606   Tenpoundbass   2021 Nov 1, 12:38pm  

I wish I were in the press corps, I would ask Psaki the next time I saw her.
"How does Jill Biden get tough stains out?"
11608   Ceffer   2021 Nov 1, 12:47pm  

More fucked up fuckery from Australia. Bet they wish they had that Second Amendment.
https://brandnewtube.com/v/nhmiSK

11609   Ceffer   2021 Nov 1, 12:50pm  

They're definitely stoned immaculate on power. It's a revolting sight to watch these prancing, high fiving demons dancing on our graves.
https://t.me/Royboy17th/3235
11610   Ceffer   2021 Nov 1, 12:53pm  

Trump cracks me up. Now calling fake news media 'perverts':

11611   Ceffer   2021 Nov 1, 1:30pm  

LOL! MSM claim KommieKunt Constipated School Marm offense at Republicans, while sheltering and promoting pink haired perverts and tranny bathroom rapes.
https://t.me/WeTheMedia/39009
11612   Ceffer   2021 Nov 1, 4:30pm  

Globalist Maniacal Hoaxes just get so goddam boring.


11613   Ceffer   2021 Nov 1, 4:44pm  

11614   Ceffer   2021 Nov 1, 4:45pm  

11615   Ceffer   2021 Nov 1, 4:45pm  

11616   Ceffer   2021 Nov 1, 4:50pm  

11618   mell   2021 Nov 1, 9:19pm  

Patrick says


Where is that? US? Australia? NZ?
11621   Ceffer   2021 Nov 1, 11:02pm  

FDA Panel Member On Children: "We're never gonna learn about how safe the vaccine is until we start giving it." Yes, Moloch and his minions are hungry. Very hungry.

11625   Ceffer   2021 Nov 1, 11:49pm  

Huh??? Wonder if this is real.
http://murderbydecree.com/blog/#page-content
11626   Patrick   2021 Nov 2, 12:08am  

Nah, the reward is way too low for starters.
11627   Ceffer   2021 Nov 2, 8:57am  

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