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Ceffer
2021 Nov 1, 1:48am
Ceffer
2021 Nov 1, 1:48am
From McAfee: does this man the cabal Masonic owl has had one of its eyes taken out? Woo-o-sphere says military has been activated against the Swiss Octagon group, Klaus Barbie Schwab is in hiding in Swiss tunnels? Of course, all of the arrest chatter has been going on for years with no meaningful results that trickle down to the plebs, so who knows.
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AmericanKulak
2021 Nov 1, 8:07am
AmericanKulak
2021 Nov 1, 8:07am
richwicks says
Class membership is a bitch.
That's what it is.
"If I don't hold to orthodoxy, people at work won't like me, I might even get fired. I will lose all my friends. The guys at the Cereal Bar and the gals will stop inviting me to the Class II Mountaineering Hike. It's nice being invited to events and outings besides Chess Club and Erckle's D&D Session. It's easier to be agreeable besides I have low T from sitting on my ass for years. Besides, Scientism and Late Nite Unfunny Men are key to my identity. FUCK TRUMP! YAY FAUCI OUCHIE!"
Sure, the dumb bitches in HR/PR don't know shit. But most of the males have no excuse.
It is shocking how stupid smart people are. They do their job well, and that's as far as they think. It's bizarre.
Class membership is a bitch.
That's what it is.
"If I don't hold to orthodoxy, people at work won't like me, I might even get fired. I will lose all my friends. The guys at the Cereal Bar and the gals will stop inviting me to the Class II Mountaineering Hike. It's nice being invited to events and outings besides Chess Club and Erckle's D&D Session. It's easier to be agreeable besides I have low T from sitting on my ass for years. Besides, Scientism and Late Nite Unfunny Men are key to my identity. FUCK TRUMP! YAY FAUCI OUCHIE!"
Sure, the dumb bitches in HR/PR don't know shit. But most of the males have no excuse.
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mell
2021 Nov 1, 8:15am
MisdemeanorRebellionNoCoupForYou says
It's amazing how gullible the leftoids are. Our former neighbor and friend, otherwise a sweet girl, immediately sported a fauxci mask early on in the plandemic. Hopefully she feels some sort of shame or humility now for this stupid worshiping of this murderous criminal fucknose, she should be smarter than that. Leftism and progressivism are mental disorders and must be treated a such. We need to get these people somehow back onto the path of common sense.
richwicks saysIt is shocking how stupid smart people are. They do their job well, and that's as far as they think. It's bizarre.
Class membership is a bitch.
That's what it is.
"If I don't hold to orthodoxy, people at work won't like me, I might even get fired. I will lose all my friends. The guys at the Cereal Bar and the gals will stop inviting me to the Class II Mountaineering Hike. It's nice being invited to events and outings besides Chess Club and Erckle's D&D Session. Besides, Scientism and Late Nite Unfunny Men are key to my identity. FUCK TRUMP! YAY FAUCI OUCHIE!"
Sure, the dumb bitches in HR/PR don't know shit. But most of the males have no excuse.
It's amazing how gullible the leftoids are. Our former neighbor and friend, otherwise a sweet girl, immediately sported a fauxci mask early on in the plandemic. Hopefully she feels some sort of shame or humility now for this stupid worshiping of this murderous criminal fucknose, she should be smarter than that. Leftism and progressivism are mental disorders and must be treated a such. We need to get these people somehow back onto the path of common sense.
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richwicks
2021 Nov 1, 8:19am
richwicks
2021 Nov 1, 8:19am
mell says
Let me generalize this.
Trust in authorities promoted by our government - that's a mental disorder.
I cannot think of a reason people trust "the authorities" at this point. 15 years ago I felt that. When Bush lied this nation into a war, he murdered between 100,000 and 1,000,000 people - and we don't even know why. What I find very disturbing, is hardly anybody cares. They didn't care when Obama brought slavery back to Libya, they didn't care that the OPCW had two whistleblowers that demonstrated the Douma Chemical attacks never happened. They don't care we have censorship on the Internet, that Wikipedia is propaganda, that "fact checkers" are obviously propagandists.
Most people are crazy is my conclusion - to varying degrees.
Leftism and progressivism are mental disorders
Let me generalize this.
Trust in authorities promoted by our government - that's a mental disorder.
I cannot think of a reason people trust "the authorities" at this point. 15 years ago I felt that. When Bush lied this nation into a war, he murdered between 100,000 and 1,000,000 people - and we don't even know why. What I find very disturbing, is hardly anybody cares. They didn't care when Obama brought slavery back to Libya, they didn't care that the OPCW had two whistleblowers that demonstrated the Douma Chemical attacks never happened. They don't care we have censorship on the Internet, that Wikipedia is propaganda, that "fact checkers" are obviously propagandists.
Most people are crazy is my conclusion - to varying degrees.
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mell
2021 Nov 1, 8:26am
richwicks says
Ok so here is an example where it was applied to right-wingers (or everyone) by neocons. But given the "fact" that intel agencies supposedly reported wmds its easier to see how people got fooled on this specific case as they could not look into Iraq. However people can look at a naked woman and man amd clearly see all the biological differences, they can see every day that sex/gender is a biological reality, yet they repeat this insanely nonsensical propaganda. So my point is that the state of mental disease in modern leftism is far worse than "Iraq had wmds" or "rock music may contain satanic messages or push people to violent crimes". At least for the latter there have been actual examples - albeit few - where this happened, but nobody has ever seen a man give birth yet leftoids claim sex/gender is a social construct only and everyone can get pregnant. This is mental disease
mell saysLeftism and progressivism are mental disorders
Let me generalize this.
Trust in authorities promoted by our government - that's a mental disorder.
I cannot think of a reason people trust "the authorities" at this point. 15 years ago I felt that. When Bush lied this nation into a war, he murdered between 100,000 and 1,000,000 people - and we don't even know why. What I find very disturbing, is hardly anybody cares. They didn't care when Obama brought slavery back to Libya, they didn't care that the OPCW had two whistleblowers that demonstrated the Douma Chemical attacks never happened. They don't care we have censorship on the Internet, that Wikipedia is propaganda, that "fact checkers" are obviously propagandists.
Most people are crazy is my conclusion - to varying degrees.
Ok so here is an example where it was applied to right-wingers (or everyone) by neocons. But given the "fact" that intel agencies supposedly reported wmds its easier to see how people got fooled on this specific case as they could not look into Iraq. However people can look at a naked woman and man amd clearly see all the biological differences, they can see every day that sex/gender is a biological reality, yet they repeat this insanely nonsensical propaganda. So my point is that the state of mental disease in modern leftism is far worse than "Iraq had wmds" or "rock music may contain satanic messages or push people to violent crimes". At least for the latter there have been actual examples - albeit few - where this happened, but nobody has ever seen a man give birth yet leftoids claim sex/gender is a social construct only and everyone can get pregnant. This is mental disease
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richwicks
2021 Nov 1, 9:10am
richwicks
2021 Nov 1, 9:10am
mell says
It is obvious the intelligence agencies are simply lying at the behest of some superior - otherwise there would be consequences for such a "mistake" about endlessly making "mistakes". These people look the other way with Antifa and BLM destruction, and have 500+ people in jail for simply entering the capital building. This isn't an error.
mell says
I don't know anybody REALLY who assigns themselves outside of male / female. This is a media creation. I've lived in Silicon Valley for 20 years. I know homosexual men, women, transgendered women, people with weird sexual kinds, and I've never met somebody that said "my pronouns are...". That doesn't really happen.
mell says
What is promoted as "leftism" by our lying, propaganda media, isn't "leftism". I'm sure there's a MINORITY of people that reflect the propaganda, but they are a very small minority. When I was considered "on the left" (because I correctly opposed the Iraq War) the left was constantly and very intentionally misrepresented. "The right" is often misrepresented as well. I've met very few (if any) real flat Earthers - but plenty of conspiracy theorists - they are not dogmatically tied to any conspiracy. "The left" thinks "the right" are a bunch of Q followers that WORSHIP Trump. That's not the case in my experience.
These "issues" over gender identity, transgenderism, etc - they exist ONLY to divide people - to get you into an argument. Do you actually care if some Hollywood nut is dressing their 5 year old son up as a girl, because the poor kid thinks he's a girl? You might feel sorry for the kid, but it's not your kid. You might get into an argument with a leftist about that. I bet you won't get into an argument over the first sars-cov2-19 bailout - that cost 5 trillion dollars, and at maximum only 400 billion dollars was distributed to individuals, where did the other 4.6 trillion go? That's the stuff our oligarchy doesn't want you talking about - they don't even mention it.
Go watch a lefty television show and see how "the right" is represented to "the left". Both "sides" are made to think the other side is crazy. They ignore the fringe stuff within their own group.
Ok so here is an example where it was applied to right-wingers (or everyone) by neocons. But given the "fact" that intel agencies supposedly reported wmds its easier to see how people got fooled on this specific case as they could not look into Iraq.
It is obvious the intelligence agencies are simply lying at the behest of some superior - otherwise there would be consequences for such a "mistake" about endlessly making "mistakes". These people look the other way with Antifa and BLM destruction, and have 500+ people in jail for simply entering the capital building. This isn't an error.
mell says
However people can look at a naked woman and man amd clearly see all the biological differences, they can see every day that sex/gender is a biological reality, yet they repeat this insanely nonsensical propaganda.
I don't know anybody REALLY who assigns themselves outside of male / female. This is a media creation. I've lived in Silicon Valley for 20 years. I know homosexual men, women, transgendered women, people with weird sexual kinds, and I've never met somebody that said "my pronouns are...". That doesn't really happen.
mell says
So my point is that the state of mental disease in modern leftism is far worse than "Iraq had wmds" or "rock music may contain satanic messages or push people to violent crimes". At least for the latter there have been actual examples - albeit few - where this happened, but nobody has ever seen a man give birth yet leftoids claim sex/gender is a social construct only and everyone can get pregnant. This is mental disease
What is promoted as "leftism" by our lying, propaganda media, isn't "leftism". I'm sure there's a MINORITY of people that reflect the propaganda, but they are a very small minority. When I was considered "on the left" (because I correctly opposed the Iraq War) the left was constantly and very intentionally misrepresented. "The right" is often misrepresented as well. I've met very few (if any) real flat Earthers - but plenty of conspiracy theorists - they are not dogmatically tied to any conspiracy. "The left" thinks "the right" are a bunch of Q followers that WORSHIP Trump. That's not the case in my experience.
These "issues" over gender identity, transgenderism, etc - they exist ONLY to divide people - to get you into an argument. Do you actually care if some Hollywood nut is dressing their 5 year old son up as a girl, because the poor kid thinks he's a girl? You might feel sorry for the kid, but it's not your kid. You might get into an argument with a leftist about that. I bet you won't get into an argument over the first sars-cov2-19 bailout - that cost 5 trillion dollars, and at maximum only 400 billion dollars was distributed to individuals, where did the other 4.6 trillion go? That's the stuff our oligarchy doesn't want you talking about - they don't even mention it.
Go watch a lefty television show and see how "the right" is represented to "the left". Both "sides" are made to think the other side is crazy. They ignore the fringe stuff within their own group.
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mell
2021 Nov 1, 9:16am
richwicks says
True, but the difference is that those supposedly "non-fringe" leftoids happily support the actual batshit crazy leftoid/demonrat shit policies to ruin this nation as fast as possible, whereas the people.on the right generally do not support extreme policies and there are currently no extreme policies carried out by republican entities/states. The most controversial is prob the recent abortion law passed in TX, now compare that to the leftoid progressive batshit retarded policies...
Go watch a lefty television show and see how "the right" is represented to "the left". Both "sides" are made to think the other side is crazy. They ignore the fringe stuff within their own group.
True, but the difference is that those supposedly "non-fringe" leftoids happily support the actual batshit crazy leftoid/demonrat shit policies to ruin this nation as fast as possible, whereas the people.on the right generally do not support extreme policies and there are currently no extreme policies carried out by republican entities/states. The most controversial is prob the recent abortion law passed in TX, now compare that to the leftoid progressive batshit retarded policies...
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richwicks
2021 Nov 1, 9:25am
richwicks
2021 Nov 1, 9:25am
mell says
The left view many of the extreme policies "transgendered bathrooms / Drag Queen Story Hour / etc" as things that don't matter - and they really DON'T matter. The right freaks out about these things.
mell says
We had Trump for 4 years, and for 2 years we had a republican majority in Congress - why wasn't illegal immigration shut down? Both parties are the same. Both parties support war, and illegal immigration. "The right" has ZERO control over their party - that's why Mitt Romney was the Republican nominee in 2012. It's why John McCain was the Republican nominee in 2008.
mell says
Again this is just another talking point. Really, if somebody gets knocked up in Texas, and waits a long time to get an abortion, it's not that expensive to cross state lines or that complicated to do it. This is just another distraction and the bill is misrepresented anyhow, basically, it allows people to sue doctors for performing an abortion after a heartbeat is detected. Nobody is going to do it.
True, but the difference is that those supposedly "non-fringe" leftoids happily support the actual batshit crazy leftoid/demonrat shit policies to ruin this nation as fast as possible, whereas the people.on the right generally do not support extreme policies and there are currently no extreme policies carried out by republican entities/states.
The left view many of the extreme policies "transgendered bathrooms / Drag Queen Story Hour / etc" as things that don't matter - and they really DON'T matter. The right freaks out about these things.
mell says
whereas the people.on the right generally do not support extreme policies and there are currently no extreme policies carried out by republican entities/states.
We had Trump for 4 years, and for 2 years we had a republican majority in Congress - why wasn't illegal immigration shut down? Both parties are the same. Both parties support war, and illegal immigration. "The right" has ZERO control over their party - that's why Mitt Romney was the Republican nominee in 2012. It's why John McCain was the Republican nominee in 2008.
mell says
The most controversial is prob the recent abortion law passed in TX, now compare that to the leftoid progressive batshit retarded policies...
Again this is just another talking point. Really, if somebody gets knocked up in Texas, and waits a long time to get an abortion, it's not that expensive to cross state lines or that complicated to do it. This is just another distraction and the bill is misrepresented anyhow, basically, it allows people to sue doctors for performing an abortion after a heartbeat is detected. Nobody is going to do it.
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Patrick
2021 Nov 1, 9:41am
Patrick
2021 Nov 1, 9:41am
https://babylonbee.com/news/study-finds-connection-between-getting-your-way-politically-and-calling-for-unity
U.S.—A groundbreaking new study has found a strong correlation between getting your way and calling for unity with the other side. Researchers found that when people get everything they want politically, they are three times more likely to call for unity and reconciliation with the losers they just humiliated.
"It was an extensive study of thousands of 3-year-olds and other liberals that led to us discovering this connection," said Dr. Stan Lintel of MIT who headed the study. "We would observe a pair of children fighting over a toy. We would then step in and take the toy away from one child and give it to the other. The child we gave the toy to would immediately calm down and call for unity with the other child, even after punching them in the face several times. We found this tendency remained consistent all the way into adulthood."
Researchers who released the findings pointed out that this strange human behavior could be manifesting itself during this year's election after Democrats immediately calmed down and called for unity after an intense 4-year temper tantrum.
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Tenpoundbass
2021 Nov 1, 12:38pm
Tenpoundbass
2021 Nov 1, 12:38pm
I wish I were in the press corps, I would ask Psaki the next time I saw her.
"How does Jill Biden get tough stains out?"
"How does Jill Biden get tough stains out?"
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Ceffer
2021 Nov 1, 12:47pm
Ceffer
2021 Nov 1, 12:47pm
More fucked up fuckery from Australia. Bet they wish they had that Second Amendment.
https://brandnewtube.com/v/nhmiSK
https://brandnewtube.com/v/nhmiSK
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Ceffer
2021 Nov 1, 12:50pm
Ceffer
2021 Nov 1, 12:50pm
They're definitely stoned immaculate on power. It's a revolting sight to watch these prancing, high fiving demons dancing on our graves.
https://t.me/Royboy17th/3235
https://t.me/Royboy17th/3235
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Ceffer
2021 Nov 1, 1:30pm
Ceffer
2021 Nov 1, 1:30pm
LOL! MSM claim KommieKunt Constipated School Marm offense at Republicans, while sheltering and promoting pink haired perverts and tranny bathroom rapes.
https://t.me/WeTheMedia/39009
https://t.me/WeTheMedia/39009
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Ceffer
2021 Nov 1, 11:02pm
Ceffer
2021 Nov 1, 11:02pm
FDA Panel Member On Children: "We're never gonna learn about how safe the vaccine is until we start giving it." Yes, Moloch and his minions are hungry. Very hungry.
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