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2019 Feb 17, 4:30pm   3,112,663 views  42,079 comments

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11853   RWSGFY   2021 Nov 16, 8:34am  

zzyzzx says
https://www.bostonherald.com/2021/11/15/biden-tormented-by-republican-guerrilla-campaign-and-i-did-it-stickers/

Biden tormented by Republican guerrilla campaign and ‘I did it’ stickers


My set of 100 stickers is arriving today. Will be deployed profusely every time I fill up or grocery shop.
11854   RWSGFY   2021 Nov 16, 8:35am  

Do you know Rosenbaum's pronouns? It's "was/were".
11855   HeadSet   2021 Nov 16, 8:53am  

zzyzzx says
https://www.bostonherald.com/2021/11/15/biden-tormented-by-republican-guerrilla-campaign-and-i-did-it-stickers/

Biden tormented by Republican guerrilla campaign and ‘I did it’ stickers

A 100-pack of the stickers is going for just six bucks on Amazon.

I am surprised Amazon is selling them.
11856   RC2006   2021 Nov 16, 9:05am  

Buy in bulk and give them away.
11857   Patrick   2021 Nov 16, 9:07am  

Can I order them from some non-Amazon place?
11858   RC2006   2021 Nov 16, 9:11am  

Patrick says
Can I order them from some non-Amazon place?


Ebay
11859   Ceffer   2021 Nov 16, 9:21am  

4000 bucks for every man, woman and child in America to pay for this out of the gate pork barrel Kommie travesty?
11860   Ceffer   2021 Nov 16, 10:10am  

Hmm. Where are Soros, IHLlary, Obama et alia. now that their useful idiots are going down the tubes? Hasta La Vista, Useful Idiots! Portrait of a color revolution with election fraud quashed.
11862   Tenpoundbass   2021 Nov 16, 10:18am  

Aung San Suu Kyi is based against Muslims and Commies. The pictures of her with Soros son, and Obama officials, were from envoys that went there to intimidate her, and told her to stop with the bringing Terrorist Muslims to Justice Bullshit, or they will do to her, exactly what they have fucking done!

Nowhere in the world is the dishonest voting machine apparatus exposed or people are being prosecuted for using it.
Don't forget the only prosecutions the Global Cabal do, is projected crimes, they try people for their crimes.
11866   Ceffer   2021 Nov 16, 4:03pm  

And, why on the eve of default, were we passing that 'Destroy It Down Better' Bill @ 1.2 Trillion? Money we don't have?

Like, the huge pending tax increases weren't predictable?


11867   AmericanKulak   2021 Nov 16, 4:33pm  

Also in bill:

Cutting reimbursements for Medicare providers by 2%
Only 10% is for actual infrastructure, like bridges and roads.
11868   richwicks   2021 Nov 16, 4:48pm  

Ceffer says
And, why on the eve of default, were we passing that 'Destroy It Down Better' Bill @ 1.2 Trillion? Money we don't have?


Because the Federal Reserve, a private corporation, is our actual government. They can print up $30 trillion dollars - in fact, that's precisely what they did. They just make as much fucking money as they want.
11870   FortWayneAsNancyPelosiHaircut   2021 Nov 16, 5:00pm  

CaptainHorsePaste says


this is good, accuse trannies of womanface.
11876   Ceffer   2021 Nov 17, 12:50pm  

Trump cracks me up. Mitch McConnell is a "Broken Old Crow". Actually kind words for the aider and abetter of the downfall of America.
11877   AmericanKulak   2021 Nov 17, 2:34pm  

McConnell doesn't give a fuck.

McCarthy doesn't give a fuck

Ryan certainly didn't give a fuck.

Crybaby Boehner didn't give a fuck.

Hastert was too busy chasing boys to give a fuck.

The last Republican House Majority Leader to fight at least halfassed was Gingrich, and the RINOs got rid of him in 3 years.
11880   Patrick   2021 Nov 17, 3:50pm  

https://babylonbee.com/news/fda-approves-fake-vaccine-for-staged-photo-shoots




WASHINGTON, D.C.—The FDA has approved a fake vaccine for staged photo shoots by celebrities and politicians, the administration announced today.

After reviewing the placebo vaccine for weeks, FDA experts confirmed it was totally safe for celebrities to take while posting selfies to social media telling you to get vaccinated.

"We are proud to approve this placebo so that celebrities and politicians can smile and give you a thumbs up while we inject them with a totally fake vaccine," said an FDA spokesperson. "American ingenuity, science, and medical know-how all came together to make this happen in record time."

As Ian McKellen posted his celeb selfie getting the vaccine, there was a bit of a scare as a nurse thought she had accidentally given him the real thing. "What!?" McKellen screamed. "I don't want that rushed-to-market substance injected into me! Who knows what's in there? That's for the poor people!"

"Oh wait -- false alarm. We injected you with the placebo after all," said the nurse.

"Whew! Close one."
11882   richwicks   2021 Nov 17, 4:59pm  

Patrick says


Might have been better if the little spikes were syringes.

I will never forgive the government for what it's done to people at this point.
11885   HeadSet   2021 Nov 17, 6:52pm  

Patrick says

I would like to think that CNN paid him millions, but as far as we know it could just have been a few thousand.
11890   Ceffer   2021 Nov 18, 12:23am  

And now, he wants to do it to as many Americans as he can:
11891   Ceffer   2021 Nov 18, 1:49am  

Hilarious Real Raw News Report of special forces allegedly arresting Shrubbie Bush in Crawford, TX. Don't even begin to ask me if this hopium injection is real. Sorry for Bad Tube, Patrick.

https://youtu.be/JSxa808xnCM

11892   Bd6r   2021 Nov 18, 5:49am  

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