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2019 Feb 17, 4:30pm   3,078,326 views  41,384 comments

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11870   FortWayneAsNancyPelosiHaircut   2021 Nov 16, 5:00pm  

CaptainHorsePaste says


this is good, accuse trannies of womanface.
11876   Ceffer   2021 Nov 17, 12:50pm  

Trump cracks me up. Mitch McConnell is a "Broken Old Crow". Actually kind words for the aider and abetter of the downfall of America.
11877   AmericanKulak   2021 Nov 17, 2:34pm  

McConnell doesn't give a fuck.

McCarthy doesn't give a fuck

Ryan certainly didn't give a fuck.

Crybaby Boehner didn't give a fuck.

Hastert was too busy chasing boys to give a fuck.

The last Republican House Majority Leader to fight at least halfassed was Gingrich, and the RINOs got rid of him in 3 years.
11880   Patrick   2021 Nov 17, 3:50pm  

https://babylonbee.com/news/fda-approves-fake-vaccine-for-staged-photo-shoots




WASHINGTON, D.C.—The FDA has approved a fake vaccine for staged photo shoots by celebrities and politicians, the administration announced today.

After reviewing the placebo vaccine for weeks, FDA experts confirmed it was totally safe for celebrities to take while posting selfies to social media telling you to get vaccinated.

"We are proud to approve this placebo so that celebrities and politicians can smile and give you a thumbs up while we inject them with a totally fake vaccine," said an FDA spokesperson. "American ingenuity, science, and medical know-how all came together to make this happen in record time."

As Ian McKellen posted his celeb selfie getting the vaccine, there was a bit of a scare as a nurse thought she had accidentally given him the real thing. "What!?" McKellen screamed. "I don't want that rushed-to-market substance injected into me! Who knows what's in there? That's for the poor people!"

"Oh wait -- false alarm. We injected you with the placebo after all," said the nurse.

"Whew! Close one."
11882   richwicks   2021 Nov 17, 4:59pm  

Patrick says


Might have been better if the little spikes were syringes.

I will never forgive the government for what it's done to people at this point.
11885   HeadSet   2021 Nov 17, 6:52pm  

Patrick says

I would like to think that CNN paid him millions, but as far as we know it could just have been a few thousand.
11890   Ceffer   2021 Nov 18, 12:23am  

And now, he wants to do it to as many Americans as he can:
11891   Ceffer   2021 Nov 18, 1:49am  

Hilarious Real Raw News Report of special forces allegedly arresting Shrubbie Bush in Crawford, TX. Don't even begin to ask me if this hopium injection is real. Sorry for Bad Tube, Patrick.

https://youtu.be/JSxa808xnCM

11892   Bd6r   2021 Nov 18, 5:49am  

11893   Bd6r   2021 Nov 18, 5:49am  

11894   Bd6r   2021 Nov 18, 5:49am  

11895   Bd6r   2021 Nov 18, 5:49am  

11896   Bd6r   2021 Nov 18, 5:50am  

11898   RC2006   2021 Nov 18, 7:09am  

zzyzzx says


I cant find that sticker for sale.
11903   Ceffer   2021 Nov 18, 11:39am  

Where is corpulent, braying minority Barbie with ghetto nails and a fast food bust up baseball bat?Patrick says
11906   Ceffer   2021 Nov 18, 11:55am  

That Klaus Barbie Schwab. What a mensch.
11907   Ceffer   2021 Nov 18, 12:04pm  

Ten blasts all over China, covered up by CCP as usual, reported by foreign news (yeah, don't expect it from MSM). Sorry for Bad Tube, Patrick.
https://youtu.be/-WDqx7znva4
11908   Ceffer   2021 Nov 18, 1:04pm  

Graduates of Klaus Barbie Schwab's One World Order Leadeship U.:
11909   Ceffer   2021 Nov 18, 1:09pm  

Wow. I knew the world situation was bad, but I didn't know it was this bad:

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