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12028   Ceffer   2021 Nov 24, 6:11pm  

CaptainHorsePaste says
Shit dude, after seeing that I got the urge to sit down to pee after looking at that pic. You can feel the T-suppressing vibes exuding from that photo.


I know. They are testosterone kryptonite.
12030   Ceffer   2021 Nov 24, 10:23pm  

Has CNN reached the point of jumping the shark of self parody yet?


"I regret to inform you that CNN still exists."
12032   SoTex   2021 Nov 24, 11:00pm  

CaptainHorsePaste says
I was on an aquarium binge for a while when I was younger, tried to grow some serious plants. Aside from a handful of species, almost all aquariums are CO2 starved without special equipment or DIY CO2 injections. Then I was like "So why is CO2 such a problem?"


Strange. Just about everyone in the marine tank community struggles with too much CO2. Here is an example from my own. The peak in the middle is where I changed the water the day before I took off on a Thanksgiving trip. In the morning, I realized I'd pinched the line to my CO2 scrubber (which only comes on if the pH goes below 8.0 due to my breathing in my condo and cuts off at 8.1). I fixed it and left. Notice the new higher baseline from me not being there as I type this. I can control it remotely.

12033   clambo   2021 Nov 25, 7:08am  

Re:CO2
I once grew large quantities of phytoplankton (marine microscopic plants) in high concentrations.
I bubbled CO2 gas into the tanks to facilitate the culture.

Only ignorant people believe CO2 is a pollutant. Unfortunately, judges are ignorant among others.

Forests and oceans use CO2, we likely can’t stop it unless we pave over the world and that’s still just 30% of the surface of the planet.
12036   RWSGFY   2021 Nov 25, 8:54am  

Booger says


LOL: last week I've deployed one of these stickers at a gas station I frequent. Came back yesterday expecting the sticker to be gone. Nope, still there. Put one more on a different pump.
12037   Bd6r   2021 Nov 25, 9:19am  



12038   Bd6r   2021 Nov 25, 9:20am  

12039   Bd6r   2021 Nov 25, 9:20am  

12040   Bd6r   2021 Nov 25, 9:20am  

12041   Bd6r   2021 Nov 25, 9:21am  

12042   Bd6r   2021 Nov 25, 9:21am  

12043   Ceffer   2021 Nov 25, 10:30am  

"Canine Dogma, [4 960 views, Nov 25, 2021 at 7:56:07 AM (Nov 23, 2021 at 6:19:09 PM)]:
Why is Melbourne Australia ground zero for all things Covid?

Melbourne is where the Gates family depopulation plan was conceived at the Walter Eliza Institute. The Melbourne University associated Institute was headed by Sir Macfarlane Burnet and later his protoge Sir Gustav Nossal. Burnet, who also a friend of Charles Darwin, was asked by Australian, UK and US defence chiefs, to devise a biological plan to ethno exterminate the Chinese. He proposed an Influenza Carona virus. They feared of global virus blow back and shelved the plan.

Burnet later came up for the CSIRO the Myxamotosis vaccine concept for Australia's rabbit plague. Vaccinated rabbits shed spike proteins to other rabbits. When they encountered the mild but infectious Myxoma virus in the wild, it killed the rabbits en masse. Just like Covid vaccine boosters are designed to do. This vaxx and shedding prevented releasing a letheal virus that killed all fauna. This was developed in Melbourne at the CSIRO with the help of Burnet and Nossal.

Later under Gustav Nossal, the CSIRO developed Gene Shears, which in 1988-89 was licensed as CRISPR. This genetic tool both created the Wuhan Carona virus and the new generation of mRNA bioweapons promoted as Covid vaccines. They're not vaccines. They're bioweapons.

Nossal went on to work in for the Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation at the W.H.O

It was Nossal's job to capture the W.H.O for Bill Gates. The global lockstep Covid pandemic was declared under W.H.O International Health Regulations, by which all signature nations must abide. This is why they whole world is acting in unison.

The new Ten Commandments for humanity inscribed on the 1980 built Georgia Guidestones were enunciated in Sir Macfarlane Burnet's 1978 book, the "Endurance of Life". Bill Gates Snr, who was a close friend of Burnet, had the stones built with Rockefeller Foundation finance using his friend William Shockley, who in turn appointed his close eugenists friend Dr Herbert Kersten to have the stones erected in Elberton Georgia. They're a message for today - limit the world's population to 500 million in balance with nature. We have an intergenerational genocide eugenists plan unfolding before our eyes.

The are so many links to Melbourne Australia that can't be mentioned here. Needless to say the 1950s 'On the Beach' end of the world movie was ominously set and filmed in Melbourne. The star of the movie, Ava Gardner reportedly said, Melbourne was an appropriate place stage the end of the world.

Joanne G, [6 164 views, Nov 25, 2021 at 7:59:38 AM (Nov 25, 2021 at 7:50:27 AM)]:
THE LAST DAY IS HERE..."
12050   SoTex   2021 Nov 25, 9:40pm  

clambo says
Re:CO2
I once grew large quantities of phytoplankton (marine microscopic plants) in high concentrations.
I bubbled CO2 gas into the tanks to facilitate the culture.

Only ignorant people believe CO2 is a pollutant. Unfortunately, judges are ignorant among others.

Forests and oceans use CO2, we likely can’t stop it unless we pave over the world and that’s still just 30% of the surface of the planet.


I too grow phyto and have never needed CO2. Sterile conditions yes.

No argument from me re: above

Quite the contrary. I think CO2 is helping the planet's life and that in the not too distant future if we didn't come along plants would die off due to lack of CO2.

It is interesting what it does to the pH in my tank in a small apartment though.
12054   FortWayneAsNancyPelosiHaircut   2021 Nov 26, 3:57pm  

Tenpoundbass says






can i get an explanation please? Cant' complete the rhyme, its escaping me.
12055   AmericanKulak   2021 Nov 26, 4:22pm  

FortWayneAsNancyPelosiHaircut says
Tenpoundbass says






can i get an explanation please? Cant' complete the rhyme, its escaping me.


I get the theme, but not the end fo the rhyme either.
12056   richwicks   2021 Nov 26, 4:34pm  

CaptainHorsePaste says
I get the theme, but not the end fo the rhyme either.


The the answer must be "a range". My brain has been cooking on this for a few days (so to speak), and I keep coming back to that.
12057   GreaterNYCDude   2021 Nov 26, 5:09pm  

Purple Range... It's a bad pun related to the Prince song.

https://www.lyrics.com/lyric/31631238/Prince/Purple+Rain
12058   richwicks   2021 Nov 26, 5:25pm  

GreaterNYCDude says
Purple Range... It's a bad pun related to the Prince song.

https://www.lyrics.com/lyric/31631238/Prince/Purple+Rain


I never meant to cause you any sorrow
I never meant to cause you any pain
I only wanted to one time to see you laughing
I only wanted to see you
Laughing in the purple rain

Purple rain, purple rain
Purple rain, purple rain
Purple rain, purple rain
I only wanted to see you
Bathing in the purple rain

I had absolutely no idea those were the lyrics to that song.
12060   Ceffer   2021 Nov 26, 5:44pm  

Purple Haze, Purple Rain. Same narcos kilt both Jimmie and Prince?
12062   Tenpoundbass   2021 Nov 26, 5:55pm  

Ceffer says
Purple Haze, Purple Rain. Same narcos kilt both Jimmie and Prince?


Jimi, Janice and Pig Pen all died from Alcohol poisoning all in the same year. I believe the culprit was Southern Comfort in all three cases
12063   AmericanKulak   2021 Nov 26, 6:32pm  

GreaterNYCDude says
Purple Range... It's a bad pun related to the Prince song.

https://www.lyrics.com/lyric/31631238/Prince/Purple+Rain

First and only 45 I ever brought, first single I ever brought. #2 was Second Wind by Billy Joel.
12066   Ceffer   2021 Nov 26, 10:17pm  

"Let's go barfing now,
Everybody's learning how,
Come on and barf safari with me!"

Braaakkkkk! Apologies to Beach Boys.

"Call it for what it is.

Grotesque.

And CHILD ABUSE!!!

Absolutely sickening 🤮"

12067   Ceffer   2021 Nov 27, 1:06am  

Useful Idiot meets True Kommie Overlord:

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