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2019 Feb 17, 4:30pm   3,099,297 views  42,000 comments

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12417   Ceffer   2021 Dec 14, 2:47pm  

LOL! When your lobbyist glutted politician buddies have decided their puppet masters didn't get their bribe money's worth and they want it back!
How much is 5.1 million dollars divided by all those nursing home deaths?
https://t.me/WeTheMedia/43434?source=patrick.net
12419   Ceffer   2021 Dec 14, 2:50pm  

Hey, Stalin was a nice guy when you got to know him!
https://t.me/WeTheMedia/43456?source=patrick.net
12420   richwicks   2021 Dec 14, 4:08pm  

charlie303 says
Frequencies is the key word as I believe it is possible to cause certain materials like Graphene Oxide to resonate and vibrate at specific frequencies.


Only skin deep. The higher the frequency, the faster the absorption.

The reality is that wireless data transmission isn't going away, EVEN IF it's detrimental. It's just too convenient. Too many people work in jobs with RF, I do, we don't seem to experience more diseases and deaths than any other profession. Chemical engineers, THEY have significantly shorter lifespans.
12421   AmericanKulak   2021 Dec 14, 7:22pm  

Lebron never gets past Chapter one.
12426   charlie303   2021 Dec 15, 3:15am  

richwicks says
charlie303 says
Frequencies is the key word as I believe it is possible to cause certain materials like Graphene Oxide to resonate and vibrate at specific frequencies.


Only skin deep. The higher the frequency, the faster the absorption.

The reality is that wireless data transmission isn't going away, EVEN IF it's detrimental. It's just too convenient. Too many people work in jobs with RF, I do, we don't seem to experience more diseases and deaths than any other profession. Chemical engineers, THEY have significantly shorter lifespans.


I'm not referring to the electromagnetic radiation of 5G 'bouncing off' the skin though too much could be a problem.
The sun is the largest provider of electromagnetic radiation in our lives and too much of a good thing can contribute to skin cancer.

What I am referring to is the possibility that the graphene oxide within the vaccine could be stimulated by certain frequencies within the 5G spectrum.
If the graphene oxide then resonates and vibrates to these frequencies inside the human body then tremendous damage could be done.

Please watch this video as a practical demonstration of the possibility.


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12427   Patrick   2021 Dec 15, 9:49am  

Patrick says
Ironically, JK Rowling has huge balls



https://spectatorworld.com/topic/adam-carolla-mocks-the-covid-tyrants/?source=patrick.net





EDINBURGH, SCOTLAND—According to sources, a dangerous right-wing extremist named J.K. Rowling has taken to the internet to spread hateful rhetoric. Authorities have called for decisive action to silence the bigoted fascist before she further spreads her message.

"Men aren't women," said the disgusting transphobe in a recent Twitter post. She then doubled down on her controversial message by also saying "Women aren't men."

"This is a hate crime," said EU Diversity Minister Günter Schreiber. "Everyone knows that women aren't a real thing, but rather a fantastical state of being that ebbs and flows through the human imagination like a wisp of magical fairy dust. That's just science."

The EU has called for a hearing to discuss what they can do to silence the deadly thought criminal before she gains an audience and teaches them basic biology.
12431   Ceffer   2021 Dec 15, 10:32am  

MOAR Elon going after Pocahontas! Enjoy the Show!img src="/uploads/2021/12/21800_20ec_2021-12-1510.32.23.jpg" width="448" height="512">
12437   Bd6r   2021 Dec 15, 5:24pm  

Alec Baldwin has killed more people than Omicron variant of COVID.
12439   richwicks   2021 Dec 15, 6:01pm  

charlie303 says
Please watch this video as a practical demonstration of the possibility.


original link


That's a ferromagnetic fluid reacting to the magnet of a speaker.

So, let me explain how (good) speakers work. You have a membrane of some sort - often made of something that is paper-like, but it can be plastic or even glass and attached to it (I guess always) in the center is a permanent magnet.

To produce a sound wave, you activate an electromagnet to push away (or pull toward) the membrane by attracting, or repelling the permanent magnet. This vibrates the air, and you get sound.

The black fluid you see in that video is just reacting to the electromagnet.

Lower quality speakers are piezoelectric. The headphones I'm wearing now probably are those. They work fine in certain frequencies, and there can be digital modifications to make them sound better, but they aren't linear meaning that you have to play around a bit with non linear curves to do accurate sound reproduction.

In any case, those are very LOW FREQUENCY EM waves you were seeing. I could explain AM and FM frequencies if you like. They use carrier waves. QAM is brilliant in transmitting symbols. It's a tremendously good idea. Basically, it's a combination of AM and FM frequencies, and at certain AM amplitude combined with a certain FM carrier wave gives you a symbol. Back in the early days, the constellation was 128 - meaning a time period would result in a 8 bits - 1 byte, today, it's probably 32 bits or more. I kind of lost interest in it so I don't know where it is now, but it's a brilliant BRILLIANT design.

There's a great deal of work to reduce energy and increase data transmission rates. My internet connection at home, is FAR FASTER, than the internet communication system my UNIVERSITY used for 4000 people. It runs on under 5 watts. It's fucking amazing. We have so much bandwidth, that everybody can watch a different video served from the cloud. We are more than 50 years ahead of where I expected we would be when I was 20. I'm 50 now. We are so much further ahead, I suspect we have nowhere to go. We cannot improve audio quality, we cannot improve visual reproduction from a camera. I can literally do nuclear bomb simulation on my computer - I can do it on my $150 crap smart phone. You can talk to anybody on the planet, you can retrieve any information you want (maybe illegally, but you can do it) - what's left?
12441   Bd6r   2021 Dec 15, 8:57pm  

richwicks says
what's left

integrate our biology with computers, and the we are royally fucked
12444   Bd6r   2021 Dec 16, 8:55am  

12445   Bd6r   2021 Dec 16, 8:55am  

12446   Bd6r   2021 Dec 16, 8:56am  

12447   Bd6r   2021 Dec 16, 8:56am  

12448   Bd6r   2021 Dec 16, 8:56am  

12449   Bd6r   2021 Dec 16, 8:56am  

12452   Patrick   2021 Dec 16, 9:45am  

https://babylonbee.com/news/kkk-disbands-as-critical-race-theorists-accomplishing-all-their-goals?source=patrick.net





HARRISON, AR—It was a somber day for white-hooded members of the Ku Klux Klan as they received news that their organization was disbanding, since the progressive Left was accomplishing all of their goals with unparalleled effectiveness.

“Welp, I guess it’s both good news and bad news,” said current CEO of the KKK, Bob U. Genics while overseeing Klan members turning in their robes and pointed hats. “Them Lefties cornered the racism market for sure, and look at how they undermined minority communities through low school standards, drug legalization, and rampant decriminalization. Impressive.”

The head of the now-dissolved KKK reassured the gloomy crowd, reminding them that it was an honor to pass the baton of hate and division to people with their tentacles deeply woven into American politics, education, business, and entertainment.

“Racism is in good hands,” he said, misty-eyed.

Following the disbandment meeting, the former members excitedly showed their support for the new face of racism and hate by donating to Ilhan Omar's campaign.
12453   Ceffer   2021 Dec 16, 11:03am  

Applies to us, also, under the 1871 corporation charter. Our birth certificates declare us non-living chattels, accounted for as inventory ciphers, under British Maritime Law, like a trans-Atlantic shipment of logs.


12455   Ceffer   2021 Dec 16, 11:15am  

Wow. Here's some 'Woo-o-sphere' optimism/hopium:
https://t.me/c/1315127140/32356?source=patrick.net
12456   Patrick   2021 Dec 16, 11:17am  

Or maybe it just evolved that way.

Nature made a vaccine!

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