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2019 Feb 17, 4:30pm   3,097,602 views  41,995 comments

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12766   Ceffer   2022 Jan 2, 5:50pm  

12767   Ceffer   2022 Jan 2, 5:54pm  

12769   GreaterNYCDude   2022 Jan 2, 7:15pm  

5 seconds is for amateurs. In my world it's always been the 30 second rule.
12772   Ceffer   2022 Jan 3, 2:48am  

12773   Ceffer   2022 Jan 3, 2:59am  

And some Iron Maiden and Judas Priest:
12785   Tenpoundbass   2022 Jan 3, 11:24am  

OK now this one is funny. I normally don't go for cheap fat humor, because most of the time, the shallow punch line is only how fat the poor bastard is.
Here's one with a little fat on it.



12787   richwicks   2022 Jan 3, 12:08pm  

Ceffer says
Redevelopment scam? Selectively burn down neighborhoods/reduce to ash disguised as natural disasters using HAARP, DEW's, Chemtrail accelerants and 5G (?)


Where is this located? When did this happen? What's the GPS? Verify the claims.

CGI is fucking awesome today. You have to verify everything. See this?



That is a CGI rendering. You can go through a bunch of them:

https://thispersondoesnotexist.com/?source=patrick.net

Also, not need for exotic weapons to start a fire. I could do it with 1960's technology undetected. Pretty easy to just destroy.
12793   Booger   2022 Jan 3, 3:38pm  

12794   Booger   2022 Jan 3, 6:19pm  

12795   Patrick   2022 Jan 3, 6:22pm  

Ceffer says


https://www.dailywire.com/news/desantis-asked-about-aoc-maskless-at-crowded-florida-bar-he-leaves-crowd-laughing?itm_source=parsely-api&utm_campaign=patrick.net&utm_medium=patrick.net&utm_source=patrick.net&utm_content=daily


DeSantis Asked About AOC Maskless At Crowded Florida Bar. He Leaves Crowd Laughing.
“If I had a dollar for every lockdown politician who decided to escape to Florida over the last two years, I'd be a pretty doggone wealthy man, lemme tell ya.” ,,,

“I mean, Congresspeople, mayors, governors, I mean, you name it,” he continued. “It’s interesting, though, the reception that some of these folks will get in Florida because I think a lot of Floridians say, ‘Wait a minute. You’re bashing us because we’re not doing your draconian policies and yet we’re the first place you want to flee to, to basically be able to enjoy life.’ And so I’m not surprised to see that continue to happen. I could tell you, there are probably about a half-dozen governors who had restrictions on their people and then were spotted at various points in Florida. Some of it’s been public; some of it’s not been public, but you know, people tell me these things and so these things are spotted.”

“And so that’s just the reality that we’re dealing with,” he said. “I’m happy, though, that Florida’s a place where people know that they can come and they can live like normal people; they can make their own decisions.”

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