OK now this one is funny. I normally don't go for cheap fat humor, because most of the time, the shallow punch line is only how fat the poor bastard is. Here's one with a little fat on it.
Redevelopment scam? Selectively burn down neighborhoods/reduce to ash disguised as natural disasters using HAARP, DEW's, Chemtrail accelerants and 5G (?)
Where is this located? When did this happen? What's the GPS? Verify the claims.
CGI is fucking awesome today. You have to verify everything. See this?
That is a CGI rendering. You can go through a bunch of them:
DeSantis Asked About AOC Maskless At Crowded Florida Bar. He Leaves Crowd Laughing. “If I had a dollar for every lockdown politician who decided to escape to Florida over the last two years, I'd be a pretty doggone wealthy man, lemme tell ya.” ,,,
“I mean, Congresspeople, mayors, governors, I mean, you name it,” he continued. “It’s interesting, though, the reception that some of these folks will get in Florida because I think a lot of Floridians say, ‘Wait a minute. You’re bashing us because we’re not doing your draconian policies and yet we’re the first place you want to flee to, to basically be able to enjoy life.’ And so I’m not surprised to see that continue to happen. I could tell you, there are probably about a half-dozen governors who had restrictions on their people and then were spotted at various points in Florida. Some of it’s been public; some of it’s not been public, but you know, people tell me these things and so these things are spotted.”
“And so that’s just the reality that we’re dealing with,” he said. “I’m happy, though, that Florida’s a place where people know that they can come and they can live like normal people; they can make their own decisions.”
COVID-19, which we thought was almost over — this is like the eighth or ninth time we have thought this — appears to be surging again in certain areas because of the “Delta Variant,” which gets its name from the fact that it is spread primarily by fraternities. The problem is that many Americans have declined to be vaccinated, despite the efforts of pro-vaccine voices to change the minds of the skeptics by informing them that they are stupid idiots, which is usually a persuasive argument. In response to the surge, the CDC issues new guidelines urging Americans to “do the opposite of whatever we said in our previous guidelines, not that anyone is paying attention.”
I can't believe the Herald published that Dave Barry piece.
He's syndicated. Boston Glove ran it as well. His columns are hit or miss, some funny, some not as much but his year end reviews always have a few good nuggets in them.
COVID-19, which we thought was almost over — this is like the eighth or ninth time we have thought this — appears to be surging again in certain areas because of the “Delta Variant,” which gets its name from the fact that it is spread primarily by fraternities. The problem is that many Americans have declined to be vaccinated, despite the efforts of pro-vaccine voices to change the minds of the skeptics by informing them that they are stupid idiots, which is usually a persuasive argument. In response to the surge, the CDC issues new guidelines urging Americans to “do the opposite of whatever we said in our previous guidelines, not that anyone is paying attention.”
How do you suffer through reading the propaganda pieces for our supposed "press"? It makes me feel nauseous reading this nonsense that is pumped out like sewage.
To be honest with the above graphic, Trump did send missiles into Syria.
I'll give you that, but he only did it once, or twice. He didn't bomb Syria to such an extent that the military was running short on bombs - Obama did.
He was the least bloodthirsty president in my adult lifetime and for that, I'm thankful.
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Here's one with a little fat on it.
Where is this located? When did this happen? What's the GPS? Verify the claims.
CGI is fucking awesome today. You have to verify everything. See this?
That is a CGI rendering. You can go through a bunch of them:
https://thispersondoesnotexist.com/?source=patrick.net
Also, not need for exotic weapons to start a fire. I could do it with 1960's technology undetected. Pretty easy to just destroy.
https://www.dailywire.com/news/desantis-asked-about-aoc-maskless-at-crowded-florida-bar-he-leaves-crowd-laughing?itm_source=parsely-api&utm_campaign=patrick.net&utm_medium=patrick.net&utm_source=patrick.net&utm_content=daily
He's syndicated. Boston Glove ran it as well. His columns are hit or miss, some funny, some not as much but his year end reviews always have a few good nuggets in them.
Edit: his review of 2020
https://www.miamiherald.com/living/liv-columns-blogs/dave-barry/article247890015.html
How do you suffer through reading the propaganda pieces for our supposed "press"? It makes me feel nauseous reading this nonsense that is pumped out like sewage.
Meh that's like shooting off illegal skyrockets on 4th of July.
I'll give you that, but he only did it once, or twice. He didn't bomb Syria to such an extent that the military was running short on bombs - Obama did.
He was the least bloodthirsty president in my adult lifetime and for that, I'm thankful.
No, killing a general is fine. Drone bombing a wedding party one week, and then drone bombing them again the next week at the funeral is not.
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