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2019 Feb 17, 4:30pm   3,097,596 views  41,995 comments

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12772   Ceffer   2022 Jan 3, 2:48am  

12773   Ceffer   2022 Jan 3, 2:59am  

And some Iron Maiden and Judas Priest:
12785   Tenpoundbass   2022 Jan 3, 11:24am  

OK now this one is funny. I normally don't go for cheap fat humor, because most of the time, the shallow punch line is only how fat the poor bastard is.
Here's one with a little fat on it.



12787   richwicks   2022 Jan 3, 12:08pm  

Ceffer says
Redevelopment scam? Selectively burn down neighborhoods/reduce to ash disguised as natural disasters using HAARP, DEW's, Chemtrail accelerants and 5G (?)


Where is this located? When did this happen? What's the GPS? Verify the claims.

CGI is fucking awesome today. You have to verify everything. See this?



That is a CGI rendering. You can go through a bunch of them:

https://thispersondoesnotexist.com/?source=patrick.net

Also, not need for exotic weapons to start a fire. I could do it with 1960's technology undetected. Pretty easy to just destroy.
12793   Booger   2022 Jan 3, 3:38pm  

12794   Booger   2022 Jan 3, 6:19pm  

12795   Patrick   2022 Jan 3, 6:22pm  

Ceffer says


https://www.dailywire.com/news/desantis-asked-about-aoc-maskless-at-crowded-florida-bar-he-leaves-crowd-laughing?itm_source=parsely-api&utm_campaign=patrick.net&utm_medium=patrick.net&utm_source=patrick.net&utm_content=daily


DeSantis Asked About AOC Maskless At Crowded Florida Bar. He Leaves Crowd Laughing.
“If I had a dollar for every lockdown politician who decided to escape to Florida over the last two years, I'd be a pretty doggone wealthy man, lemme tell ya.” ,,,

“I mean, Congresspeople, mayors, governors, I mean, you name it,” he continued. “It’s interesting, though, the reception that some of these folks will get in Florida because I think a lot of Floridians say, ‘Wait a minute. You’re bashing us because we’re not doing your draconian policies and yet we’re the first place you want to flee to, to basically be able to enjoy life.’ And so I’m not surprised to see that continue to happen. I could tell you, there are probably about a half-dozen governors who had restrictions on their people and then were spotted at various points in Florida. Some of it’s been public; some of it’s not been public, but you know, people tell me these things and so these things are spotted.”

“And so that’s just the reality that we’re dealing with,” he said. “I’m happy, though, that Florida’s a place where people know that they can come and they can live like normal people; they can make their own decisions.”
12796   Patrick   2022 Jan 3, 6:40pm  

https://www.miamiherald.com/living/liv-columns-blogs/dave-barry/article256603076.html?source=patrick.net


COVID-19, which we thought was almost over — this is like the eighth or ninth time we have thought this — appears to be surging again in certain areas because of the “Delta Variant,” which gets its name from the fact that it is spread primarily by fraternities. The problem is that many Americans have declined to be vaccinated, despite the efforts of pro-vaccine voices to change the minds of the skeptics by informing them that they are stupid idiots, which is usually a persuasive argument. In response to the surge, the CDC issues new guidelines urging Americans to “do the opposite of whatever we said in our previous guidelines, not that anyone is paying attention.”
12797   AmericanKulak   2022 Jan 3, 7:15pm  

I can't believe the Herald published that Dave Barry piece.
12798   GreaterNYCDude   2022 Jan 3, 7:51pm  

AmericanKulak says
I can't believe the Herald published that Dave Barry piece.

He's syndicated. Boston Glove ran it as well. His columns are hit or miss, some funny, some not as much but his year end reviews always have a few good nuggets in them.

Edit: his review of 2020

https://www.miamiherald.com/living/liv-columns-blogs/dave-barry/article247890015.html
12799   Booger   2022 Jan 4, 3:05am  

12800   richwicks   2022 Jan 4, 4:42am  

Patrick says
https://www.miamiherald.com/living/liv-columns-blogs/dave-barry/article256603076.html?source=patrick.net


COVID-19, which we thought was almost over — this is like the eighth or ninth time we have thought this — appears to be surging again in certain areas because of the “Delta Variant,” which gets its name from the fact that it is spread primarily by fraternities. The problem is that many Americans have declined to be vaccinated, despite the efforts of pro-vaccine voices to change the minds of the skeptics by informing them that they are stupid idiots, which is usually a persuasive argument. In response to the surge, the CDC issues new guidelines urging Americans to “do the opposite of whatever we said in our previous guidelines, not that anyone is paying attention.”


How do you suffer through reading the propaganda pieces for our supposed "press"? It makes me feel nauseous reading this nonsense that is pumped out like sewage.
12801   Ceffer   2022 Jan 4, 7:14am  

12802   Ceffer   2022 Jan 4, 7:52am  

12803   Ceffer   2022 Jan 4, 7:53am  

12804   Ceffer   2022 Jan 4, 7:55am  

12805   Ceffer   2022 Jan 4, 7:55am  

12806   HeadSet   2022 Jan 4, 8:01am  

To be honest with the above graphic, Trump did send missiles into Syria.
12807   RC2006   2022 Jan 4, 8:46am  

HeadSet says
To be honest with the above graphic, Trump did send missiles into Syria.


Meh that's like shooting off illegal skyrockets on 4th of July.
12808   richwicks   2022 Jan 4, 9:27am  

HeadSet says
To be honest with the above graphic, Trump did send missiles into Syria.


I'll give you that, but he only did it once, or twice. He didn't bomb Syria to such an extent that the military was running short on bombs - Obama did.

He was the least bloodthirsty president in my adult lifetime and for that, I'm thankful.
12809   Ceffer   2022 Jan 4, 9:47am  

Trump turned Soleimani into spaghetti. Did that count?
12810   richwicks   2022 Jan 4, 9:50am  

Ceffer says
Trump turned Soleimani into spaghetti. Did that count?


No, killing a general is fine. Drone bombing a wedding party one week, and then drone bombing them again the next week at the funeral is not.

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