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2019 Feb 17, 4:30pm   3,095,901 views  41,989 comments

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12793   Booger   2022 Jan 3, 3:38pm  

12794   Booger   2022 Jan 3, 6:19pm  

12795   Patrick   2022 Jan 3, 6:22pm  

Ceffer says


https://www.dailywire.com/news/desantis-asked-about-aoc-maskless-at-crowded-florida-bar-he-leaves-crowd-laughing?itm_source=parsely-api&utm_campaign=patrick.net&utm_medium=patrick.net&utm_source=patrick.net&utm_content=daily


DeSantis Asked About AOC Maskless At Crowded Florida Bar. He Leaves Crowd Laughing.
“If I had a dollar for every lockdown politician who decided to escape to Florida over the last two years, I'd be a pretty doggone wealthy man, lemme tell ya.” ,,,

“I mean, Congresspeople, mayors, governors, I mean, you name it,” he continued. “It’s interesting, though, the reception that some of these folks will get in Florida because I think a lot of Floridians say, ‘Wait a minute. You’re bashing us because we’re not doing your draconian policies and yet we’re the first place you want to flee to, to basically be able to enjoy life.’ And so I’m not surprised to see that continue to happen. I could tell you, there are probably about a half-dozen governors who had restrictions on their people and then were spotted at various points in Florida. Some of it’s been public; some of it’s not been public, but you know, people tell me these things and so these things are spotted.”

“And so that’s just the reality that we’re dealing with,” he said. “I’m happy, though, that Florida’s a place where people know that they can come and they can live like normal people; they can make their own decisions.”
12796   Patrick   2022 Jan 3, 6:40pm  

https://www.miamiherald.com/living/liv-columns-blogs/dave-barry/article256603076.html?source=patrick.net


COVID-19, which we thought was almost over — this is like the eighth or ninth time we have thought this — appears to be surging again in certain areas because of the “Delta Variant,” which gets its name from the fact that it is spread primarily by fraternities. The problem is that many Americans have declined to be vaccinated, despite the efforts of pro-vaccine voices to change the minds of the skeptics by informing them that they are stupid idiots, which is usually a persuasive argument. In response to the surge, the CDC issues new guidelines urging Americans to “do the opposite of whatever we said in our previous guidelines, not that anyone is paying attention.”
12797   AmericanKulak   2022 Jan 3, 7:15pm  

I can't believe the Herald published that Dave Barry piece.
12798   GreaterNYCDude   2022 Jan 3, 7:51pm  

AmericanKulak says
I can't believe the Herald published that Dave Barry piece.

He's syndicated. Boston Glove ran it as well. His columns are hit or miss, some funny, some not as much but his year end reviews always have a few good nuggets in them.

Edit: his review of 2020

https://www.miamiherald.com/living/liv-columns-blogs/dave-barry/article247890015.html
12799   Booger   2022 Jan 4, 3:05am  

12800   richwicks   2022 Jan 4, 4:42am  

Patrick says
https://www.miamiherald.com/living/liv-columns-blogs/dave-barry/article256603076.html?source=patrick.net


COVID-19, which we thought was almost over — this is like the eighth or ninth time we have thought this — appears to be surging again in certain areas because of the “Delta Variant,” which gets its name from the fact that it is spread primarily by fraternities. The problem is that many Americans have declined to be vaccinated, despite the efforts of pro-vaccine voices to change the minds of the skeptics by informing them that they are stupid idiots, which is usually a persuasive argument. In response to the surge, the CDC issues new guidelines urging Americans to “do the opposite of whatever we said in our previous guidelines, not that anyone is paying attention.”


How do you suffer through reading the propaganda pieces for our supposed "press"? It makes me feel nauseous reading this nonsense that is pumped out like sewage.
12801   Ceffer   2022 Jan 4, 7:14am  

12802   Ceffer   2022 Jan 4, 7:52am  

12803   Ceffer   2022 Jan 4, 7:53am  

12804   Ceffer   2022 Jan 4, 7:55am  

12805   Ceffer   2022 Jan 4, 7:55am  

12806   HeadSet   2022 Jan 4, 8:01am  

To be honest with the above graphic, Trump did send missiles into Syria.
12807   RC2006   2022 Jan 4, 8:46am  

HeadSet says
To be honest with the above graphic, Trump did send missiles into Syria.


Meh that's like shooting off illegal skyrockets on 4th of July.
12808   richwicks   2022 Jan 4, 9:27am  

HeadSet says
To be honest with the above graphic, Trump did send missiles into Syria.


I'll give you that, but he only did it once, or twice. He didn't bomb Syria to such an extent that the military was running short on bombs - Obama did.

He was the least bloodthirsty president in my adult lifetime and for that, I'm thankful.
12809   Ceffer   2022 Jan 4, 9:47am  

Trump turned Soleimani into spaghetti. Did that count?
12810   richwicks   2022 Jan 4, 9:50am  

Ceffer says
Trump turned Soleimani into spaghetti. Did that count?


No, killing a general is fine. Drone bombing a wedding party one week, and then drone bombing them again the next week at the funeral is not.
12812   Patrick   2022 Jan 4, 10:03am  

richwicks says
How do you suffer through reading the propaganda pieces for our supposed "press"?


That one is satire that I just happened to run across on another site.
12814   Bd6r   2022 Jan 4, 11:36am  

12815   Bd6r   2022 Jan 4, 11:36am  

12816   Bd6r   2022 Jan 4, 11:37am  

12817   Bd6r   2022 Jan 4, 11:37am  

12819   Tenpoundbass   2022 Jan 4, 1:17pm  

Bd6r says


Gettr will not let you use their site on a Jailbroke phone. The fact that their service can distinguish is enough for me to never even visit the the fucking site. Let alone ever sign up.
12821   Patrick   2022 Jan 4, 5:08pm  

Tenpoundbass says
Gettr will not let you use their site on a Jailbroke phone. The fact that their service can distinguish is enough for me to never even visit the the fucking site. Let alone ever sign up.



I'm a bit skeptical of them because the Gettr site requires the Google reCaptcha spyware both to register and to log in. I don't want all my surfing and comments reported to Google.
12824   Patrick   2022 Jan 4, 5:09pm  



Psy-ops actor?
12825   Booger   2022 Jan 4, 6:04pm  

12826   Eric Holder   2022 Jan 4, 6:06pm  

Patrick says


Psy-ops actor?


And a very versatile talent at that.
12827   Ceffer   2022 Jan 4, 7:34pm  

Soros says: PERFECT! Let's get him a drug or alcohol habit to make him even more perfect.
12828   AmericanKulak   2022 Jan 4, 10:29pm  

Liberal Women finding out they're permanently sterile from the Clot Shot.

12829   Patrick   2022 Jan 4, 11:30pm  

Ceffer says
Soros says: PERFECT! Let's get him a drug or alcohol habit to make him even more perfect.


Those things probably make him easy to control.
12830   Ceffer   2022 Jan 5, 1:04am  

Even the local neighborhood blogs have strict censorship. One of my hobby blogs has 'political correctness' censorship through one of the soy boy moderators.

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