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Ceffer
2022 Jan 26, 2:09am
Ceffer
2022 Jan 26, 2:09am
LOL! Benjamin Fulford says the Rothschilds promise never to intervene in geopolitics again if they just let them go. They are just the soul of credibility. Yeah, centuries of subversion, mass murders and war, they will get off with a warning NOT!
https://t.me/Royboy17th/4163?source=patrick.net
https://t.me/Royboy17th/4163?source=patrick.net
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Tenpoundbass
2022 Jan 26, 6:52am
Tenpoundbass
2022 Jan 26, 6:52am
Ceffer says
As I have said in light of the Coronahoax. The Spanish Flu pandemic was a Hoax perpetrated by the budding Communist cottage industry, that tried to take over the world then.
Had they have had the tools, that the Commies today have, they would have succeeded.
As I have said in light of the Coronahoax. The Spanish Flu pandemic was a Hoax perpetrated by the budding Communist cottage industry, that tried to take over the world then.
Had they have had the tools, that the Commies today have, they would have succeeded.
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rocketjoe79
2022 Jan 26, 10:04am
rocketjoe79
2022 Jan 26, 10:04am
AmericanKulak says
Don't forget DeSantis - other than Trump, that guy is the frontrunner for 2024. He'll be about 46 years old.
@Ceffer
Going off the Ukraine topic for a second
Interesting theory re: Gerontocracy.
Dems leadership is all late 70s/early 80s. They have nobody who is nationally palatable 40-70 years old.
Contrast to Rep leadership, which is younger. Sure, Romney's an old fart, but he's pretty much a spent force. They also have MTG and Gaetz, 30s and 40s, up and comers. We have tons of potential staffers in their 40s-50s prime.
The Dems only have Eric Carmaletta types, upjumped Princeton Grads still in their 20s who should never have been in their positions by virtue of their inexperience.
I think there's an amazing window here.
Don't forget DeSantis - other than Trump, that guy is the frontrunner for 2024. He'll be about 46 years old.
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Ceffer
2022 Jan 26, 11:04am
Ceffer
2022 Jan 26, 11:04am
HunterTits says
Two hours in the make up wagon getting bewigged and powdered to lie convincingly from a Mockingbird teleprompter under hot lights giving you cataracts, then another hour to take all that shit off again? Only if I can read through my CGI puppet.
Worse job in the world: Biden's dresser. Probably had to get some CIA gay guy without a sense of smell.
Hell, I might get a job offer from them!
Two hours in the make up wagon getting bewigged and powdered to lie convincingly from a Mockingbird teleprompter under hot lights giving you cataracts, then another hour to take all that shit off again? Only if I can read through my CGI puppet.
Worse job in the world: Biden's dresser. Probably had to get some CIA gay guy without a sense of smell.
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richwicks
2022 Jan 26, 11:13am
richwicks
2022 Jan 26, 11:13am
Ceffer says
I'll say this was weird, here's the mouse mask:
Do you know where that mask comes from? It's from The Rescuer's - from 1977
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Rescuers?source=patrick.net
If he's just covering his face to avoid reporters, why pick out a mask from 1977, and more oddly - where the F would he get it? The film is over 40 years old. The film is barely remembered as well.
I'll say this was weird, here's the mouse mask:
Do you know where that mask comes from? It's from The Rescuer's - from 1977
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Rescuers?source=patrick.net
If he's just covering his face to avoid reporters, why pick out a mask from 1977, and more oddly - where the F would he get it? The film is over 40 years old. The film is barely remembered as well.
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Ceffer
2022 Jan 26, 11:16am
Ceffer
2022 Jan 26, 11:16am
Look! Biden is carrying Kamala's sperm spittoon. This means he is definitely on the way out.
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Ceffer
2022 Jan 26, 11:22am
Ceffer
2022 Jan 26, 11:22am
C'mon, Biden (ObumFuck), send your 8000 so called troops over to protect your criminal Globalist enterprises. I'm sure the troops are just dying to die for your corruption.
https://t.me/WeTheMedia/48201?source=patrick.net
https://t.me/WeTheMedia/48201?source=patrick.net
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Ceffer
2022 Jan 26, 11:25am
Ceffer
2022 Jan 26, 11:25am
"We just make sure he has his ice cream, a ten year old in the shower, and a teleprompter with HUGE letters! Otherwise, the lies are all ours!"
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Ceffer
2022 Jan 26, 11:44am
Ceffer
2022 Jan 26, 11:44am
Kamala: "How dare him call himself Breyer. I'M the brayer" AOC: "Fuck that, Kamala, I AM THE ONE AND ONLY brayer!"
https://t.me/patelpatriot/2285?source=patrick.net
https://t.me/patelpatriot/2285?source=patrick.net
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richwicks
2022 Jan 26, 12:29pm
richwicks
2022 Jan 26, 12:29pm
Ceffer says
https://www.c-span.org/video/?517489-1%2Fsecretary-state-blinken-urges-americans-leave-ukraine=&source=patrick.net
When does he "literally laugh"? Ah found it after I realized you can search the transcript. 23:08 - but he doesn't laugh. Maybe a scoff.
Ah, maybe 24:00.
Please post links so that claims can be verified.
"We just make sure he has his ice cream, a ten year old in the shower, and a teleprompter with HUGE letters! Otherwise, the lies are all ours!"
https://www.c-span.org/video/?517489-1%2Fsecretary-state-blinken-urges-americans-leave-ukraine=&source=patrick.net
When does he "literally laugh"? Ah found it after I realized you can search the transcript. 23:08 - but he doesn't laugh. Maybe a scoff.
Ah, maybe 24:00.
Please post links so that claims can be verified.
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Ceffer
2022 Jan 26, 1:34pm
Ceffer
2022 Jan 26, 1:34pm
Rats trying to bail on their tyranny and beg mercy before the hammers fall. Fuck them, the NOOSE!
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Patrick
2022 Jan 27, 1:07pm
Patrick
2022 Jan 27, 1:07pm
HunterTits says
I did this as well. it was a lot of fun. Maybe it caused brain damage, but I don't think so.
I remember as a kid breaking old thermometers and playing with the mercury.
I did this as well. it was a lot of fun. Maybe it caused brain damage, but I don't think so.
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Ceffer
2022 Jan 27, 1:54pm
Ceffer
2022 Jan 27, 1:54pm
If your girl friend has peanuts in her coochie, you know what she's been doing with that Payday bar.
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Ceffer
2022 Jan 27, 6:11pm
Ceffer
2022 Jan 27, 6:11pm
LOL! Alleged CIA surveillance picture of Jen Psaki being tailgated at VOA building. How come she doesn't do this at press conferences?
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HeadSet
2022 Jan 27, 6:43pm
HeadSet
2022 Jan 27, 6:43pm
Ceffer says
If you are seeing peanut and corn bits, that is not her coochie....
If your girl friend has peanuts in her coochie, you know what she's been doing with that Payday bar.
If you are seeing peanut and corn bits, that is not her coochie....
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Karloff
2022 Jan 27, 7:10pm
Karloff
2022 Jan 27, 7:10pm
Thanks.. I'm not sure I can ever eat a Snickers bar again without thinking of that.
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