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2019 Feb 17, 4:30pm   3,071,558 views  41,363 comments

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13448   Ceffer   2022 Jan 26, 11:04am  

HunterTits says
Hell, I might get a job offer from them!

Two hours in the make up wagon getting bewigged and powdered to lie convincingly from a Mockingbird teleprompter under hot lights giving you cataracts, then another hour to take all that shit off again? Only if I can read through my CGI puppet.

Worse job in the world: Biden's dresser. Probably had to get some CIA gay guy without a sense of smell.
13450   richwicks   2022 Jan 26, 11:13am  

Ceffer says


I'll say this was weird, here's the mouse mask:



Do you know where that mask comes from? It's from The Rescuer's - from 1977

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Rescuers?source=patrick.net

If he's just covering his face to avoid reporters, why pick out a mask from 1977, and more oddly - where the F would he get it? The film is over 40 years old. The film is barely remembered as well.
13451   Ceffer   2022 Jan 26, 11:16am  

Look! Biden is carrying Kamala's sperm spittoon. This means he is definitely on the way out.
13452   Ceffer   2022 Jan 26, 11:22am  

C'mon, Biden (ObumFuck), send your 8000 so called troops over to protect your criminal Globalist enterprises. I'm sure the troops are just dying to die for your corruption.
https://t.me/WeTheMedia/48201?source=patrick.net
13453   Ceffer   2022 Jan 26, 11:25am  

"We just make sure he has his ice cream, a ten year old in the shower, and a teleprompter with HUGE letters! Otherwise, the lies are all ours!"
13455   Ceffer   2022 Jan 26, 11:44am  

Kamala: "How dare him call himself Breyer. I'M the brayer" AOC: "Fuck that, Kamala, I AM THE ONE AND ONLY brayer!"
https://t.me/patelpatriot/2285?source=patrick.net
13456   richwicks   2022 Jan 26, 12:29pm  

Ceffer says
"We just make sure he has his ice cream, a ten year old in the shower, and a teleprompter with HUGE letters! Otherwise, the lies are all ours!"


https://www.c-span.org/video/?517489-1%2Fsecretary-state-blinken-urges-americans-leave-ukraine=&source=patrick.net

When does he "literally laugh"? Ah found it after I realized you can search the transcript. 23:08 - but he doesn't laugh. Maybe a scoff.

Ah, maybe 24:00.

Please post links so that claims can be verified.
13458   Ceffer   2022 Jan 26, 1:34pm  

Rats trying to bail on their tyranny and beg mercy before the hammers fall. Fuck them, the NOOSE!
13469   Patrick   2022 Jan 27, 1:07pm  

HunterTits says
I remember as a kid breaking old thermometers and playing with the mercury.



I did this as well. it was a lot of fun. Maybe it caused brain damage, but I don't think so.
13471   Ceffer   2022 Jan 27, 1:54pm  

If your girl friend has peanuts in her coochie, you know what she's been doing with that Payday bar.
13472   Ceffer   2022 Jan 27, 6:11pm  

LOL! Alleged CIA surveillance picture of Jen Psaki being tailgated at VOA building. How come she doesn't do this at press conferences?
13473   HeadSet   2022 Jan 27, 6:43pm  

Ceffer says
If your girl friend has peanuts in her coochie, you know what she's been doing with that Payday bar.

If you are seeing peanut and corn bits, that is not her coochie....
13474   Karloff   2022 Jan 27, 7:10pm  

Thanks.. I'm not sure I can ever eat a Snickers bar again without thinking of that.
13483   Ceffer   2022 Jan 28, 5:40am  

Just chomping at the bit for that Social Security check are you? Well, sorry useless eater cockroach. Globalists have decided with their protocols to turn hospitals into "Roach Hotels". You go in, but you don't come out, and the State has just saved a bundle. Nobody around to collect all those looted pension funds.
https://t.me/DUMBSandCloning/373253?source=patrick.net

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