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2019 Feb 17, 4:30pm   3,104,315 views  42,074 comments

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14191   HeadSet   2022 Feb 25, 6:23pm  

richwicks says
Head Set (I think that is his name) and FuckCCP seem to think Ukraine is going to win against Russia.

No not me (HeatSet). My prediction that Russia would not invade was so off the mark I will not guess about who will win.
14192   Ceffer   2022 Feb 25, 7:03pm  

Looks like Trump has some competition in the 'Mean Tweet' category:
https://t.me/MrPooLDIGS/14591?source=patrick.net

...
"By “gang of drug addicts and neo-Nazis”, Putin means “Deep State, Cabal satantic pedophiles” "https://t.me/MrPooLDIGS/14592
New Dan on Twitter
...
14193   richwicks   2022 Feb 25, 7:06pm  

HeadSet says
richwicks says
Head Set (I think that is his name) and FuckCCP seem to think Ukraine is going to win against Russia.

No not me (HeatSet). My prediction that Russia would not invade was so off the mark I will not guess about who will win.


I am also surprised that Russia invaded Ukraine. I expected them to just declare the Donbas regions as autonomous and to protect them.

I will find out who the cohort of FuckCCP is. I'm horrific with names. It's my mental disability. EDIT: "Eric Holder" - I think. It's the space in the name I remember. I'm a mutant.

I don't support either side, by the way, I just hope for a minimal amount of bloodshed. My expectation of the result has nothing to do with what I hope to be the result. Ultimately, I'd hope that Ukraine would tell the US to go fuck off, and beat back the Russians, and become entirely independent - but that's not going to happen.

This war wouldn't have happened if the US and NATO didn't give false assurances. The best solution would have been for the US to stay the fuck out of Ukraine. I blame this conflict on US interference.
14194   Ceffer   2022 Feb 25, 7:08pm  

"We don't actually have a specific number, and we would lie about that anyway, but I think it's safe to say there is a humoungus shitload of them."
https://t.me/epochtimes/38480?source=patrick.net
14197   richwicks   2022 Feb 25, 8:18pm  

HunterTits says
HeadSet says
richwicks says
Head Set (I think that is his name) and FuckCCP seem to think Ukraine is going to win against Russia.

No not me (HeatSet). My prediction that Russia would not invade was so off the mark I will not guess about who will win.


In ~96 hours, physical Ukraine will fall. Within a week, the Ukranian government will capitulate/become captured.


I agree, I think this will be pretty short.

Again, I'm not Russian supporter, but at least they make war in a respectable way, short - and mission driven. I give this a week at the most. If it goes beyond that, it's going to be a proxy war that can lead toward WWIII.
14198   Bd6r   2022 Feb 25, 8:20pm  

richwicks says
I'm not Russian supporter, but at least they make war in a respectable way, short - and mission driven.

Fake News

How long were Chechen wars?
14200   richwicks   2022 Feb 25, 9:23pm  

Bd6r says
richwicks says
I'm not Russian supporter, but at least they make war in a respectable way, short - and mission driven.

Fake News

How long were Chechen wars?


9 months.

It was a Islamic holy war. The US doesn't know how to end those except to give up and I don't think Russia started that war with a false flag like the US did when they either destroyed the World Trade Center or provided the opportunity knowing full well what it was leading to.
14201   FortwayeAsFuckJoeBiden   2022 Feb 25, 10:17pm  

richwicks says
Bd6r says
richwicks says
I'm not Russian supporter, but at least they make war in a respectable way, short - and mission driven.

Fake News

How long were Chechen wars?


9 months.

It was a Islamic holy war. The US doesn't know how to end those except to give up and I don't think Russia started that war with a false flag like the US did when they either destroyed the World Trade Center or provided the opportunity knowing full well what it was leading to.


US wars are military complex job creation mechanism… they don’t intend to end them.
14202   richwicks   2022 Feb 25, 10:35pm  

Fortwaynemobile says
US wars are military complex job creation mechanism… they don’t intend to end them.


I thought that George W. Bush intentionally cratered the economy to increase enlistment back in 2005 and that Obozo continued the same.

There's a reason to attack the blue collar working class, and I think this is it.
14206   Bd6r   2022 Feb 26, 12:23am  

richwicks says
9 months.

1999 to 2009 if my memory is correct
And that is the second one
14207   Tenpoundbass   2022 Feb 26, 5:58am  

I went to a Khaki party last night, everyone was wearing Ray Bans and skinny shirts.



14209   Ceffer   2022 Feb 26, 7:12am  

When half the cannons are turned inward on the people, and the other half outward, and suddenly the cowardly oligarchs want all of the cannons facing outward to save their skins:
https://t.me/gatewaypunditofficial/10920?source=patrick.net
14210   Ceffer   2022 Feb 26, 8:17am  

LOL! Multiply the usual Globalist inverted double speak lies times boundless hypocrisy. .
https://t.me/JustDudeChannel/20210?source=patrick.net
14211   AmericanKulak   2022 Feb 26, 9:53am  

Ceffer says
LOL! Multiply the usual Globalist inverted double speak lies times boundless hypocrisy. .


Stop noticing things. Keep drinking the kool aid. The Ukraine-Russia war is bringing all the Free People who were just threatened with losing their jobs if they didn't get vaccinated, and many issued vaccination passports needed to dine or even shop, together.
14220   AmericanKulak   2022 Feb 26, 11:20am  

The Alliance that existed to repel Communism has been turned into an Alliance that exists to take up the side of some Slavs vs. Other Slavs in the endless border arguments of Slavs.

"You Winged Hussars attack me, Blyat!"
"You Cossacks raid me, Kurwa!"
"This Biaylogistok isss myine, I write in St. Cyril!"
"Nyet, Biaylogizamek isss myine, and you write in latin so non-barbarians can read"

Rename it NATOS-F Now the Association To Organize Slav Fights
14222   stereotomy   2022 Feb 26, 12:49pm  

One pool table $1000
2 horny brothers - 0.10 a dozen
Marilyn Monroe being double-teamed on said pool table by Jack & Bobby - Legendary!
14223   SunnyvaleCA   2022 Feb 26, 12:51pm  

Ceffer says
Anderson Cooper and CNN staff, desperate to keep their Mockingbird jobs in the face of dwindling ratings, dress up as Russian soldiers pretending to take over airport in Ukraine.



https://t.me/KanekoaTheGreat/3780?source=patrick.net

"Fiery but mostly peaceful invasion."
14226   Ceffer   2022 Feb 26, 3:49pm  

"WTF! Russia Captures US Weapons Like Taliban Did"


14229   HeadSet   2022 Feb 26, 5:36pm  

Ceffer says
"WTF! Russia Captures US Weapons Like Taliban Did"



NLAW is a British anti-tank weapon.
14230   Ceffer   2022 Feb 26, 5:50pm  

HeadSet says
NLAW is a British anti-tank weapon.

Even worse!

Apparently some of the fake news is using footage taken from a computer game.

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