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14643   SoTex   2022 Mar 9, 8:01pm  

Patrick says






I was walking around the block in Sorrento Valley during a break at work a few years ago here in SD. It's sort of a trap of a business complex.

Several REAL hummers came through with military guys in military garb. What struck me was that the military hummers are quite short. Probably only 2/3 that tall. I'm 5'7" and I was taller than the hummers. Granted I was on the sidewalk but still. Not what I expected.
14647   Ceffer   2022 Mar 9, 10:58pm  

Interesting. Subject to further verifications. However, they have found refined uranium in Ukraine, and word is Russia found out the Globalists were refining uranium in tunnels underneath Chernobyl. Sounds like typical Illuminati scheming.
14648   Ceffer   2022 Mar 9, 11:26pm  

Like, uhh, Ukraine and the United States?
https://t.me/WeTheMedia/55461?source=patrick.net
14650   Ceffer   2022 Mar 10, 2:14am  

Auntie Lindsay must put away a fifth a day at least. Can hardly wait to find out what the blackmail is they have on him, or are they just threatening to torture him to death and replace him with an avatar? They should put him in gimp gear for the craven boot licking.
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14657   RWSGFY   2022 Mar 10, 7:59am  

AmericanKulak says
RWSGFY says

Rob Ford!




I see no resemblance. And not bald. Try again. =))
14658   Ceffer   2022 Mar 10, 8:20am  

Makes more sense than the pathetic squealing psychosis emanating from the Biden administration:
https://t.me/JustDudeChannel/20845?source=patrick.net
14660   Ceffer   2022 Mar 10, 8:21am  

Gas prices responsible for heart attacks and myocarditis. Putin and Trump responsible for gas prices. Global Warming policies will solve all this. "From the the annals of 'Nice Try, You Ignorant Agitprop!"
14662   Patrick   2022 Mar 10, 9:13am  

https://t.me/greatreject/32045?source=patrick.net


Natasha from Russia reacts to the anti-Russian sanctions and thanks the west for making their country healthy again! No Coca-Cola, No KFC, No McDonalds. Thanks west for taking away all that shit and making our nation healthy again.



14667   HeadSet   2022 Mar 10, 3:57pm  

A NY politician holds a gun drive? I suspect just a scheme here to confiscate guns.
14670   Kepi   2022 Mar 10, 10:03pm  

"Completely fuel up his car"

Haha! Just today, I went out of the house and told my wife to mow the lawn faster.

Gas is more than five bucks a gallon now. Soon, I may not be able to fuel up my lawn mower.

Yikes.
14671   Ceffer   2022 Mar 10, 11:59pm  

LOL! Netflix inversion ads for 'forced white diversity' movies:





14676   HeadSet   2022 Mar 11, 6:26am  

Kepi says
"Completely fuel up his car"

Haha! Just today, I went out of the house and told my wife to mow the lawn faster.

Gas is more than five bucks a gallon now. Soon, I may not be able to fuel up my lawn mower.

Yikes.

For your wife's next birthday, get her one of these and solve 2 problems:


14677   RWSGFY   2022 Mar 11, 8:23am  

NAPC thanked Russian Defense Minister Shoigu "for his invaluable contribution to the fact that Russian funds and resources for the attack on Ukraine were stolen at the stage of their accumulation at the border"

The head of the National Agency for the Prevention of Corruption (NAPC) Oleksandr Novikov sent a letter of thanks to Russian Defense Minister Sergei Kuzhugetovich Shoigu.

In the letter, the NAPC Chairman expressed gratitude "for the invaluable contribution to the fact that Russian funds and resources for the attack on Ukraine were stolen at the stage of their accumulation at the border."

Copies of the letter were also sent to the State Duma, the Federation Council and the Anti-Corruption Foundation.


https://nazk-gov-ua.translate.goog/uk/novyny/nazk-podyakuvalo-ministru-oborony-rf-shojgu-za-neotsinennyj-vnesok-u-te-shho-rosijski-zasoby-ta-resursy-dlya-napadu-na-ukrayinu-buly-rozkradeni-shhe-na-etapi-yihnogo-nakopychennya-na-kordoni/?_x_tr_sl=auto&_x_tr_tl=en&_x_tr_hl=en&source=patrick.net

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