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Moscow man buys newspaper, glances at front page, throws it straight out.
Next day: same again. And again.
Eventually, seller snaps. "Why DO you do that?"
"Oh, I'm just checking for an obituary"
"But obituaries aren't even on the front page!"
"Oh, the one I'm looking for will be"
Russia isn't telling me to believe a man can be a woman.
Thank God those bioweapons don't exist. Putin is going to look pretty stupid unleashing something that isn't there.
'This Covid is taking a terrible toll. Michael isn't able to ass fuck me even with a double dose of viagra.'
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The inside story of how Forbes fired columnist Adam Andrzejewski for asking questions.
Boosters are like service packs… need one every few month to correct whatever previous one fucked up.
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