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2019 Feb 17, 4:30pm   3,021,462 views  40,178 comments

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14939   AmericanKulak   2022 Mar 21, 11:05am  

Another country with a history of having Nazi symps. Then again, the Nazis had their own version of the EU/HRE.
14941   Eric Holder   2022 Mar 21, 12:55pm  

Ceffer says
Odd. Simon Parkes says Globalists are already making plans to move their operations (aka money laundering, trafficking, arms sales, drugs etc.) away from Ukraine. They have approached Croatia to be the new hub of their criminal enterprises. Lucky Croatia.


Imaginary globalists making imaginary plans to move their imaginary operations.... Who the fuck is Simon Parkes?
14948   mell   2022 Mar 21, 8:42pm  

Tenpoundbass says






Kramer!
14954   Ceffer   2022 Mar 22, 8:00pm  

LOL! A Reptilian perched on the Masonic Eye.
"A reminder as Joe admits we are to usher in the NEW WORLD ORDER."
14957   Patrick   2022 Mar 23, 10:14am  



Ah, so it wasn't the vaxx, it was this guy's shoe!
14958   Patrick   2022 Mar 23, 10:58am  

https://www.bmj.com/content/363/bmj.k5094?source=patrick.net


Abstract
Objective To determine if using a parachute prevents death or major traumatic injury when jumping from an aircraft.

Design Randomized controlled trial.

Setting Private or commercial aircraft between September 2017 and August 2018.

Participants 92 aircraft passengers aged 18 and over were screened for participation. 23 agreed to be enrolled and were randomized.

Intervention Jumping from an aircraft (airplane or helicopter) with a parachute versus an empty backpack (unblinded).

Main outcome measures Composite of death or major traumatic injury (defined by an Injury Severity Score over 15) upon impact with the ground measured immediately after landing.

Results Parachute use did not significantly reduce death or major injury (0% for parachute v 0% for control; P>0.9). This finding was consistent across multiple subgroups. Compared with individuals screened but not enrolled, participants included in the study were on aircraft at significantly lower altitude (mean of 0.6 m for participants v mean of 9146 m for non-participants; P<0.001) and lower velocity (mean of 0 km/h v mean of 800 km/h; P<0.001).

Conclusions Parachute use did not reduce death or major traumatic injury when jumping from aircraft in the first randomized evaluation of this intervention. However, the trial was only able to enroll participants on small stationary aircraft on the ground, suggesting cautious extrapolation to high altitude jumps. When beliefs regarding the effectiveness of an intervention exist in the community, randomized trials might selectively enroll individuals with a lower perceived likelihood of benefit, thus diminishing the applicability of the results to clinical practice.
14959   richwicks   2022 Mar 23, 11:25am  

Patrick says
https://www.bmj.com/content/363/bmj.k5094?source=patrick.net


"The study also has several limitations. First and most importantly, our findings might not be generalizable to the use of parachutes in aircraft traveling at a higher altitude or velocity."

:)
14962   Ceffer   2022 Mar 23, 6:25pm  

Supreme Socialist Actor Biden in another fake embarkment from cgi White House?. Will Poland assassination of Biden be the false flag event designed to kick off WWIII for the failing Globalists?
14966   Ceffer   2022 Mar 23, 10:17pm  

Klaus Barbie Schwab has an erection every time he hears of a vaccine assassination. "It iss better than viagra, and I grab the nearest living useless eater and fuck them in the ass!"
14969   Eman   2022 Mar 23, 10:54pm  

14970   Ceffer   2022 Mar 24, 1:53am  

With the Vatican losing its extortion edge and having financial problems. the Pope auditions for an anchor spot at CNN:
https://t.me/mel_gibsonchannel/1011?source=patrick.net
14972   Patrick   2022 Mar 24, 9:10am  

"Anytime there's a single narrative broadcast with no room for dissent, you know it's gotta be true."

Lol.
14975   Ceffer   2022 Mar 24, 5:01pm  

Democrats now concerned that vile, unconstitutional behavior, rampant lies, insincere campaign promises, blaming opponents for their own failures, and captured propaganda MSM will be insufficient to help them cheat their way to victory in the midterms:
"Dems ‘Shaken’ By Early Polling From Suburbs: ‘A Scared-Straight Incident’"
https://conservativebrief.com/new-2-61336/?source=patrick.net



14976   richwicks   2022 Mar 24, 7:05pm  

Ceffer says
Democrats now concerned that vile, unconstitutional behavior, rampant lies, insincere campaign promises, blaming opponents for their own failures, and captured propaganda MSM will be insufficient to help them cheat their way to victory in the midterms


Haha, the intelligence agencies run the nation. There isn't a problem.

Let's say the Republicans SWEEP the next election, they'll be 95% puppets, just like they are now.

There will be a lot of fuckery thought to make it seem "if we only elected more Republicans, we'd get some positive change!"

Well, the intelligence agencies aren't going to allow that.
14977   Patrick   2022 Mar 24, 7:12pm  

@richwicks After you mentioned Charles de Gaulle sending a warship to pick up France's gold from America, I read a bit about him.

Aside from that act of audacity, I liked that he quickly learned to hate all politicians after becoming leader of France. He was convinced they were all just out for themselves, which sounds correct. Then he quit. He got drawn back into being leader of France later, but never changed his views.

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