34
4

Political Humor Thread


 invite response                
2019 Feb 17, 4:30pm   3,147,068 views  42,266 comments

by Patrick   ➕follow (60)   💰tip   ignore  

« First        Comments 15,746 - 15,785 of 42,266       Last »     Search these comments

15746   Ceffer   2022 May 20, 12:11pm  

Sussmann is penning a country and western song: "Bus Tracks All Up And Down My Back":

The fool is represented by hatchet lawyers defending DNC, not him, he should turn State's evidence and cut a deal before he's Permanently Patsy'd. LOL! Sussmann billed the Clinton campaign for his 'private citizen's' report on Trump.
15749   Ceffer   2022 May 20, 12:26pm  

Guess we’ll be getting a combo Covid 19, Flu and Monkey Pox vaccine soon with monthly boosters.
15750   stereotomy   2022 May 20, 12:31pm  

Ceffer says



^^^^^

This - there will be as many mass shootings as are necessary to scare the minorities back onto the Democrat plantation.

Most people who haven't lived in the Buffalo area aren't aware of this, but Buffalo police are completely lazy and incompetent. They haven't solved a murder in decades - UNTIL LAST WEEKEND. There is no fucking way that the police would have even showed up it this whole evil shitstorm hadn't been an FBI setup. Mere days later, all the woke corporations are "Uniting Against Hate." LOL - it's been telegraphed and orchestrated from the get-go.

Anyone who has lived in the Buffalo area knows what I'm talking about. The cops do what they are told to do, no more.
15751   Ceffer   2022 May 20, 12:36pm  

Elon: the new sanctifier and patron saint of conspiracy theorists.
15753   Bd6r   2022 May 20, 12:42pm  

stereotomy says
Buffalo police are completely lazy and incompetent

That's description of police in any large city. In Houston they arrive hours after they are called IF they arrive at all. Of course, if they have vendetta against someone they can be efficient: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harding_Street_raid

Note none of police who did that are in jail. This "mass shooting" incident also provoked nearly no national headlines.
15754   stereotomy   2022 May 20, 12:50pm  

Bd6r says

stereotomy says
Buffalo police are completely lazy and incompetent

That's description of police in any large city. In Houston they arrive hours after they are called IF they arrive at all. Of course, if they have vendetta against someone they can be efficient: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harding_Street_raid

Note none of police who did that are in jail. This "mass shooting" incident also provoked nearly no national headlines.


Walmart is offering free shipping to the two affected zip codes nearest the tragedy; how is this not coordinated virtue signalling?

15755   Ceffer   2022 May 20, 1:11pm  

Ukraine Biolabs to Dr. Fauci and CDC: "Your annual contagion subscription for lab manufactured entities has been cancelled due to supply line issues. You will have to seek terror and world domination temporarily by other methods.”
15756   Ceffer   2022 May 20, 1:13pm  

Hmm. Thought that "Putin the Universal Sin Eater" line still had legs:

https://t.me/gatewaypunditofficial/13188
15757   Ceffer   2022 May 20, 1:23pm  

However, Nancy can drink as much of the unconsecrated sacristy wine as she likes as long as she doesn't pass out in the pews:
https://t.me/WeTheMedia/65988
15758   richwicks   2022 May 20, 2:01pm  

Bd6r says
stereotomy says
Buffalo police are completely lazy and incompetent

That's description of police in any large city. In Houston they arrive hours after they are called IF they arrive at all.


When I was in Buffalo cops stole drugs from dealers, and resold them.
15759   Bd6r   2022 May 20, 2:10pm  

richwicks says

Bd6r says
stereotomy says
Buffalo police are completely lazy and incompetent

That's description of police in any large city. In Houston they arrive hours after they are called IF they arrive at all.


When I was in Buffalo cops stole drugs from dealers, and resold them.

Same here. "Officer of the month by the Houston Police Officer's Union" was arrested for stealing drugs during traffic stops and reselling them a few yrs ago.
15760   stereotomy   2022 May 20, 2:27pm  

richwicks says

Bd6r says
stereotomy says
Buffalo police are completely lazy and incompetent

That's description of police in any large city. In Houston they arrive hours after they are called IF they arrive at all.


When I was in Buffalo cops stole drugs from dealers, and resold them.


Yes - Back in the day Precinct 13 cops would sell drugs from their patrol cars. To this day, Niagara County is the only largely crime free area in WNY, even against the meth crime epidemic, because there are too many retired Niagara Falls mafia dons that don't want any drama/trouble in their area. Any restaurant/club that burned down, that was for sure done by "a guy" who specialized in the bustout.

Buffalo cops are useless unless they are on someone's take. Then they'll perform like trick dogs/monkeys.
15761   Ceffer   2022 May 20, 3:37pm  

Getting the scoop on Mariupol:

"B💥💥💥💥💥M NEWS
just came out of Mariupol:

"Under the Azovstal industrial zone, owned by oligarch Rinat Akhmetov, the alleged illegitimate son of former Ukrainian President Kuchma, there are 24 km of tunnels up to 30 m deep.

There is a secret NATO facility PIT-404 and a secret NATO biological weapons laboratory there. There are NATO officers in the PIT-404 facility, and the tunnels are equipped with an armored bunker system.

About 240 foreigners are in the building, including NATO and French Foreign Legion officers and biolab staff. Their guards, financed by Akhmetov, number up to 3,000.

The biolab under the Azovstal plant in Mariupol in the so-called PIT-404 facility - built and operated by Metabiota, a company with ties to Hunter Biden, Rinat Akhmetov and Volodymyr Zelensky.

Bioweapons tests were conducted in the laboratories of this facility. Thousands of Mariupol residents became "guinea pigs" in these terrible tests. And it was mainly Western "specialists" who took part in these inhumane experiments.

French intelligence officers and officers of special forces could not get their comrades out of Mariupol. This is why Macron called the Kremlin so many times asking for "humanitarian corridors."

Some French intelligence officers died in the rescue operation. The head of French intelligence, Eric Videaux, was dismissed on March 31, 2022, for failures of French intelligence in the war in Ukraine.

Officers from the U.S., Canada, Germany, France, Italy, Turkey, Sweden, Poland, and Greece are now trapped in the dungeons of Azovstal. U.S. Lieutenant General Roger Clothier, recently captured by DNR People's Militia from a downed helicopter, has been tracked down by the Russian GRU and SVR in Mariupol from external surveillance of his mistress in Turkey in Izmir.

The Ukrainian national, known to the intelligence service as Klute, had always accompanied the general as a traveling wife, confidante and interpreter. As soon as information was received that this woman had arrived in Mariupol, Russia launched a military operation and blockaded the city."

https://t.me/SpecialQForces/18924
15767   Onvacation   2022 May 20, 6:45pm  

The reason some people still have 2 pallets of toilet paper in their garage ^
15768   Ceffer   2022 May 20, 7:13pm  

LOL! He made another Freudian slip and said we need protection ‘from’ medical organizations.
https://t.me/darkuniverse09/5014
15772   Ceffer   2022 May 20, 10:26pm  

“You Fucking Fucks, get the fuck out of our business model!”
15774   Ceffer   2022 May 20, 10:58pm  

Caught an Elias perjury, now a Baker perjury. Wonder how that’s going to play out.



https://t.me/FirstAmendmentPraetorian/15989
15775   Ceffer   2022 May 20, 11:23pm  

Psst, buddy, do you want a pandemic? Combine contagion terror with the 'Economic Hit Man' Babylonian 'silver or the bullet' tactics and, voila, made to order pandemic with tyranny sauce.
https://t.me/greatreject/36190
https://off-guardian.org/2022/05/20/the-who-is-changing-their-international-health-regulations-thats-not-good/
15776   Ceffer   2022 May 20, 11:36pm  

The chemtrailers have been dumping so much shit into the air around the Bay Area, we haven’t seen any of the pure blue, crystalline skies or clouds that are common in spring. Instead, a constant pall of shmutzy yellow stuff. I have gone out twice without sunblock at length without any burn (pasty white skin). I am beginning to wonder if they are trying to block Vit. D rays to increase susceptibility to contagion and poisoning.

The only time anything looks ‘clear’ like in the olden days, is when the wind kicks up past 15-20 MPH and blows away some of the schmutz.



15777   Ceffer   2022 May 20, 11:46pm  

We know how happy they are with their 'dress rehearsals' before mounting the main act for real. Just a 'coincidence' it is happening right at the same time as the Davos SPECTRE summit.




15778   Ceffer   2022 May 20, 11:58pm  

Ohhh. She already played the phony “National Security" card, the apotheosis of excusable, arbitrary atrocities to be inflicted on the people for exercising their rights. Of course, nobody ever has to be specific about what exact security is being threatened except for the status of the tyrants. Of course, it is American Citizens she is talking about, not foreign aggression.

Another one right out of the Third Reich playbook.
https://t.me/gatewaypunditofficial/13218
https://threadreaderapp.com/thread/1527692475384713218.html
15779   ElYorsh   2022 May 21, 9:41am  

Jankowicz's going through so much stress that her neck is crooked.

« First        Comments 15,746 - 15,785 of 42,266       Last »     Search these comments

Please register to comment:

api   best comments   contact   latest images   memes   one year ago   random   suggestions   gaiste