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2019 Feb 17, 4:30pm   2,499,164 views  37,039 comments

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15893   FortWayneAsNancyPelosiHaircut   2022 May 24, 9:00pm  

Eric Holder says

The Russian media declared that if Russia starts a nuclear war all Russian patriots will go to Heaven. Immediately after that announcement Heaven applied for a NATO membership.



And instantly Northrop Grumman "Defensive" missiles were setup on heavens borders and few military bases monitoring for presence of Muslim extremists, parents against CRT, and people who question Biden election win or vaccines. Defensive missiles are special types of missiles, they refuse to fly offensively, it's kind of magical like that explained Northrop Grumman CEO to the skeptical heaven dwellers. Although they were skeptical at first, they went along with it because he said it so convincingly.
15894   Patrick   2022 May 24, 9:06pm  

richwicks says
you are too easily duped by obvious propaganda, or you actively promote it.


C'mon, that's getting personal.
15895   RWSGFY   2022 May 24, 9:49pm  

personal
15896   richwicks   2022 May 24, 9:57pm  

RWSGFY says
Dude, are you clinically retarded?

Serious question, not an attempt to insult.


Of course it's an insult.

I have a my IP address, a VPN, Tor, and access to 3 other machines I'm not going to bother with.

It's inaccessible.

RWSGFY says
Because asking for links to fact check a joke and then getting all worked up when presented with heaven.org is as Special Olympics as it gets.


Site is down.

I'm want serious discussion, not just stupidity. Stop promoting another fucking war. It's just getting people killed. Men, women, and children. Ukraine can't win against a nuclear power, this entire bullshit is to hopefully weaken Russia, but what is most important is the kickbacks and bribes from "aid". That's all of our fucking wars. Eisenhower warned us about this:


original link


This is just a bunch of sociopaths being parasites on humanity. If you think that is funny, fuck you. War is a racket.
15897   Ceffer   2022 May 24, 11:14pm  

Rachel's my name, and RAGE is my game!
15899   gabbar   2022 May 25, 5:00am  

She certainly knows how meat tastes, don't she?
15900   just_passing_through   2022 May 25, 8:48am  

Bush Jr. pranked - thinks he's speaking with Zelenski over zoom:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XikI_5_8zHI
15908   FortwayeAsFuckJoeBiden   2022 May 25, 12:30pm  

Ceffer says




abc faggots also called Ukrainians racist. those people are fags
15909   Bd6r   2022 May 25, 12:33pm  

WHITE HISPANIC!!!!
15910   FortwayeAsFuckJoeBiden   2022 May 25, 12:34pm  

Bd6r says

WHITE HISPANIC!!!!


hispanic face of white supremacy!!!
15911   Bd6r   2022 May 25, 12:35pm  

FortwayeAsFuckJoeBiden says
hispanic face of white supremacy!!!

He(zir) is channeling his inner toxic whiteness!!!
15912   Eric Holder   2022 May 25, 3:48pm  

Ceffer says

https://t.me/asbmil/1648


Dude, high exchange rate hurts exporters. I.e. the same companies Ruscist state relies on for the revenue. The value of "see, zee dollar is now worth 65 kopecks, like in 1982, meenz we winz!" is purely PR one for the low-IQ population (while 60 y.o. alcoholics are getting ready to roll to battle in freshly taken out of mothballs T-62 MBTs).
15921   richwicks   2022 May 25, 11:53pm  

Eric Holder says

Dude, high exchange rate hurts exporters. I.e. the same companies Ruscist state relies on for the revenue.


Russia's exports are energy, raw materials and food.

It's not high tech bullshit and luxury cars.

A strong ruble either pulls up commodities or it makes commodities unavailable from Russia. It allows them to buy high tech bullshit and luxury cars though.

The dollar was extremely strong until 1971. What a disaster that was for the 34 years that the US was the reserve currency with gold backing which was convertible. Of course, our Federal Reserve produced more dollar notes than they had gold, but it was one of our biggest boom times ever. Russia is pulling this shit right now.
15923   Eric Holder   2022 May 26, 9:30am  

richwicks says
Eric Holder says

Dude, high exchange rate hurts exporters. I.e. the same companies Ruscist state relies on for the revenue.


Russia's exports are energy, raw materials and food.

It's not high tech bullshit and luxury cars.


What's the point of exporting if you can't buy the stuff you don't produce? Which is everything except oil, gas and some shitty food. Exporters bring in $$, forced to sell 100% of it to the govt for unrealistic exchange rate, get a fistful of rubble and then what? Go buy some more oil, raw materials and food for themselves? LOL.

If this is sooooo good and beneficial, why the fuck didn't they do it from the get go? In 2021? Or 2011? Or 2001? They had that mighty pedo Vlad at helm all along.

The whole argument of "sanctions and isolation are good for the economy" is fully retarded.



15928   Tenpoundbass   2022 May 26, 12:36pm  

Take the test, are you a cynical person.


15929   Ceffer   2022 May 26, 1:25pm  

Damn that OrangeManBad! 0 for 33 assassination attempts. Satan is displeased!
15930   Ceffer   2022 May 26, 1:39pm  

LOL! Selling out Trump for vapid book bux seems to be a thing. Shouldn't they offer him a cut?
15931   richwicks   2022 May 26, 1:55pm  

Tenpoundbass says

Take the test, are you a cynical person.







You know I have never heard the term "ginger" (referring to a red haired person that has freckles and supposedly lacks a soul) until something like 10 years ago. I thought it may have been made up by South Park.

The term "ginger hair" has been around for at least 150 years, but considering this focused on the Irish, I'm kind of curious if either "nigger" or "ginger" are intentional anagrams of one another.

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