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2019 Feb 17, 4:30pm   3,156,006 views  42,354 comments

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16870   Ceffer   2022 Jul 11, 12:20pm  

Paranoia Score Sheet, in case you forgot about something to be paranoid about.




https://t.me/CandlesInTheNight/40164
16874   Ceffer   2022 Jul 11, 4:18pm  

Pic taken at Camp Lejeune chow hall.
16875   Ceffer   2022 Jul 11, 4:20pm  

He's an actor, so doesn't really givvee shittee about Hunter. He'll just go home after the role is over.
16879   Bd6r   2022 Jul 12, 3:18am  

16880   AmericanKulak   2022 Jul 12, 9:18am  

Ceffer says

Pic taken at Camp Lejeune chow hall.

I like the guy standing by the Pepsi dispenser. "I'm just going to stare ahead and ignore it. I don't want an Article 15"
16881   Misc   2022 Jul 12, 10:44am  

I think someone lost a bet.
16882   Ceffer   2022 Jul 12, 10:48am  

Camp B-Fuck.
16883   FortwayeAsFuckJoeBiden   2022 Jul 12, 11:00am  

Ceffer says

Pic taken at Camp Lejeune chow hall.


this is the fucking abomination america became on world stage.
16884   Ceffer   2022 Jul 12, 11:04am  

CIA destroyed middle class black communities in LA in the 80's by seeding them with cocaine and heroin. Some things never change. The Satanic inversions abound.
16885   Ceffer   2022 Jul 12, 11:18am  

They gave him a rollicking laugh track for this, as he laughs that large chunks of the human race would be exterminated:
https://t.me/JustDudeChannel/23665
16886   jazz_music   2022 Jul 12, 11:58am  

Bitchy memes are how a Trump believer avoids being regarded as dangerously naive these days

Trump did make America great again. By his LOSS, America defeated fascism yet again

16891   jazz_music   2022 Jul 12, 2:04pm  

Try liquid protein shakes for 2-4 days between eating a solid food meal.

Develop your own recipes. 3-4 hrs max between shakes. Occasionally cheat only using protein bars

Drink water frequently

Rapid loss of weight 3-5 lb per week 10-15 lb first 2 weeks

Frequent urination

You might need to use immodium ad or stool softeners alternately too

Walk each day until you can jog, then run when able. Pedal a stationary bike. If you don’t incorporate cardio the weight loss will stall at some point

That’s it.

Visit doctor occasionally for ekg and potassium levels

Good luck
16892   Ceffer   2022 Jul 12, 2:34pm  

Green Screen Ukraine. Our green screens are better than their green screens.
https://t.me/greatreject/39079
16894   Ceffer   2022 Jul 12, 3:08pm  

Recycle the telepromper screed:
16896   KgK one   2022 Jul 12, 3:40pm  

Obama got Emmy award for playing president
16900   Ceffer   2022 Jul 12, 5:00pm  

Except, it's all on purpose.
16901   HeadSet   2022 Jul 12, 5:17pm  

I would guess the Marine in the cute skirt had lost a bet.
16903   Ceffer   2022 Jul 12, 5:21pm  

More bots. Obviously, the Great Central Psychopaths can't handle everything and are using AI and bots to make decisions.
16904   richwicks   2022 Jul 12, 7:04pm  

jazz_music says

Trump did make America great again. By his LOSS, America defeated fascism yet again


I can't even believe you are trying to be serious.

We have complete propaganda for news, Joe Biden is openly accepting bribes now by having his crackhead slut son do "paintings", incompetents are hired purely for their loyalty from the VP, to Rachael Levine, and that weird nuke homosexual, and all the government does is lie to us constantly.

We've returned to fascism. I don't think anybody in the world who pays even fleeting attention can be unaware of this. We've been a fascist nation for decades.
16905   richwicks   2022 Jul 12, 7:09pm  

Ceffer says

CIA destroyed middle class black communities in LA in the 80's by seeding them with cocaine and heroin. Some things never change. The Satanic inversions abound.



@Ceffer

It's not real, that's fake. No such story exists.
16906   Ceffer   2022 Jul 12, 7:41pm  

richwicks says


It's not real, that's fake. No such story exists.

I know it's a joke, but there are subversive apologists out there in the Dem side that minimize the impact of drug use. Biden passes out government sponsored crack pipes. Kill with a vaccine, kill with fentanyl or crack or heroin, it's still a kill.
They profess that vilifying drug use is an unfair derogatory slur on our certain populations. like St. Floyd of Fentanyl.

They have street posters in NYC advising healthy looking people on how to abuse drugs safely, as if it is just a casual and rational lifestyle choice.
16907   richwicks   2022 Jul 12, 8:18pm  

Ceffer says

I know it's a joke,


YOU know it's a joke. Remember, we're in fucking CLOWN WORLD.

Remember when it was reported the Sam Brinton defended a group running a prostitution website for homosexuals farming out underage boys? That was real.

https://archive.ph/dQ8sq

https://www.advocate.com/commentary/2015/09/02/op-ed-real-ramifications-rentboy-raid

People make up shit to discredit REAL THINGS. We don't need to make up shit at all. Satire has to be OBVIOUSLY satire - when it's not, it's being used to discredit people.

Ceffer says

They profess that vilifying drug use is an unfair derogatory slur on our certain populations. like St. Floyd of Fentanyl.


Yes, when they do that, record it.
16908   jazz_music   2022 Jul 12, 8:30pm  

richwicks says

jazz_music says


Trump did make America great again. By his LOSS, America defeated fascism yet again


I can't even believe you are trying to be serious.

We have complete propaganda for news, Joe Biden is openly accepting bribes now by having his crackhead slut son do "paintings", incompetents are hired purely for their loyalty from the VP, to Rachael Levine, and that weird nuke homosexual, and all the government does is lie to us constantly.

We've returned to fascism. I don't think anybody in the world who pays even fleeting attention can be unaware of this. We've been a fascist nation for decades.

That parade float was from Germany in 2015. In other words, people all around the world saw through Trump’s bullshit. He’s a stereotypical wannabe dictator.

Now

Q: Should you have any respect for any citizen who doesn’t know who is the president of the United States 2 years after the election?

Is that so hard to grock?

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