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2019 Feb 17, 4:30pm   3,146,501 views  42,258 comments

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17145   AmericanKulak   2022 Jul 21, 9:39pm  

mell says


richwicks says


they even burned down police precincts

Obligatory:
https://youtu.be/i5UU2TxOcZs


Is Carpenter just as good as scoring films and making them?

I love that late 70s/early 80s Creepy synth shit, like the background music to "In Search of..." or "UFOs are real" and of course, "The Thing" and "Halloween".

doom doom... doom doom...
17146   Ceffer   2022 Jul 21, 11:07pm  

richwicks says


Pffft! Hunter will never be prosecuted. If he is, it will be for an unpaid parking ticket, with the fine ignored, and time served.

He will if it is just a broader strategy to get Biden Actor Stable out and somebody else in.
https://t.me/CandlesInTheNight/40493

https://t.me/WeTheMedia/71659
17149   stfu   2022 Jul 22, 6:56am  

richwicks says



original link


I made it about 8 minutes in before my ears started to bleed.
17150   mell   2022 Jul 22, 6:58am  

She was just signaling that she needed a few more good hard bangs before hiting the wall. Too late now
17151   richwicks   2022 Jul 22, 7:23am  

stfu says

I made it about 8 minutes in before my ears started to bleed.


You have to just laugh at our "news" media. I find it hilarious.

15 years ago, this would have made me angry but today, who DOESN'T know our news media is completely full of shit? I think we're at the point that instead of getting angry as what is peddled as news, we can just mock it, and the people that still believe it.
17152   mostly reader   2022 Jul 22, 8:59am  

Ceffer says

LOL!

Well... They admit that they are Fake News by the standard of putinoids. You are not trying to make CNN and such sound credible, are you? That would be a disappointment.
17153   richwicks   2022 Jul 22, 9:08am  

mostly reader says


Well... They admit that they are Fake News by the standard of putinoids.


If you think ANYTHING on television is actually news, and not pure BS propaganda, you are in the lowest 20% of the population.

Currently, less than 20% of the population considers US "news" reliable and the average age of a television "news" viewer is over 65. Everybody else went to the Internet, a DECADE ago.

Ghost of Kiev, the fight to the death on Snake Island. Hilarious anybody believes anything from them. They aired a segment of a VIDEO GAME. It's fucking hilarious.

But they're telling the truth about Ukraine! It's not just a money laundering operation being covered up by 10's of thousands of dead bodies... The offense contractors stand to make too much money, so put a bunch of people into the meat grinder! Don't matter what the outcome of the war is, what's important, is there's war! You make a lot of money murdering people, after all. What does it matter if it bankrupts the nation and leads to 10's of thousands, (hopefully 100's of thousands - maybe MILLIONS if we're lucky!!!) deaths. </sarcasm>
17154   mell   2022 Jul 22, 9:12am  

richwicks says

mostly reader says



Well... They admit that they are Fake News by the standard of putinoids.


If you think ANYTHING on television is actually news, and not pure BS propaganda, you are in the lowest 20% of the population.

Currently, less than 20% of the population considers US "news" reliable and the average age of a television "news" viewer is over 65. Everybody else went to the Internet, a DECADE ago.

Ghost of Kiev, the fight to the death on Snake Island. Hilarious anybody believes anything from them. They aired a segment of a VIDEO GAME. It's fucking hilarious.

But they're telling the truth about Ukraine! It's not just a money laundering operation being covered up by 10's of thousands of dead bodies... The offense contractors stand to make too much money, so put a bunch of people into the meat grinder! Don't matter what the outcome of the war is,...

Yep:

https://www.zerohedge.com/geopolitical/ap-highlights-ukraines-history-rampant-corruption-after-us-lawmaker-slams-zelensky
17155   mostly reader   2022 Jul 22, 9:14am  

richwicks says


If you think ANYTHING on television is actually news, and not pure BS propaganda, you are in the lowest 20% of the population....
...the fight to the death on Snake Island.

Indeed. My objection was to an attempt to make CNN and such sound credible. At least that's how it could be interpreted.

And you are missing the point, as you usually do. There was never "fight to death". There was a specification of direction to which the ship should follow, made under the most unfavorable conditions. That made history!

https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=%D1%80%D1%83%D1%81%D1%81%D0%BA%D0%B8%D0%B9+%D0%BA%D0%BE%D1%80%D0%B0%D0%B1%D0%BB%D1%8C+%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B8+%D0%BD%D0%B0+%D1%85*%D0%B9+ - use google translate

The ship (it was "Moscow") indeed followed there, albeit at a later point.
17157   richwicks   2022 Jul 22, 9:26am  

mell says

Yep:

https://www.zerohedge.com/geopolitical/ap-highlights-ukraines-history-rampant-corruption-after-us-lawmaker-slams-zelensky


My (navie? Maybe outright retardedly stupid?) hope is that in time, people will understand just what sort of bloodthirsty scams our government and corporations are involved in.

I believe in the goodness of the average person. I might be stubbornly stupid to believe in this, but I believe in it. We can be a GREAT nation, but we need to get rid of the parasites and to get rid of the parasites, people have to see there are parasites. Our wars, is nothing more than a mechanism to enslave Americans.

When the US government "borrows" 40 billion dollars from the Federal Reserve to give to Ukraine, that's just a tax on every American. The difficulty is convincing your average normie that is what it is, to get them to acknowledge it, because it's quite obvious.
17158   richwicks   2022 Jul 22, 9:33am  

mostly reader says


And you are missing the point, as you usually do. There was never "fight to death". There was a specification of direction to which the ship should follow, made under the most unfavorable conditions. That made history!


The reports in our media was that the valiant Ukrainians defending Snake Island told the Russians to go fuck themselves and all died a martyr's death valiantly.

All this "history" - you're talking about, nobody is going to remember it within 5 years. Who remembers that the United States bombed Libya "to prevent a humanitarian crisis"? That was all swept into the memory hole once Libya went into civil war and opened up slavery markets.

When the Ukraine / Russian war is over, less than 1% of Americans will have any clue the war even happened. Fuck, most of them don't even know if the Syrian war is still ongoing now.

What's the best thing for the Ukrainian people? I'd say it's to get rid of their foreign influences, and that isn't just American, Russian, European, it's Israeli as well. Be neutral, co-operate with all, but they need to get rid of their Jewish mafia and this is their kingpin of the Jewish mafia.



Russia is destroying all his physical assets. Good, at least Russia is doing ONE thing that is good, and noble. I hope that mother fucker criminal dies in poverty starving in a gutter in agony, long drawn out agony. Fuck him.

I hope for a quick end to this war, the longer that it goes on, the more people that die. The "aid" that is going to Ukraine - the money laundering, the US is putting Ukrainians on the hook to pay that back. It's going to impoverish them FURTHER. There's PLENTY Of people deluded and wrong, people that think there's a conflict between Ukrainian PEOPLE and Russian PEOPLE are wrong. They're just victims of propaganda. End this war quickly.

War is never good, and rarely justified.

I think it would be to the Ukrainian's benefit to be entirely taken over by Russia, that would absolve the Ukrainians of their debt to the US Federal Reserve, but they could be enslaved to the Russian central bank. If that's the case, fuck Russia. If Russia liberates them, gives them autonomy, removes their criminal syndicate, that's the best outcome, but it's probably a longshot, probably unrealistic, but I know what the US will do.
17162   Bd6r   2022 Jul 22, 3:07pm  

17163   Bd6r   2022 Jul 22, 3:07pm  

17164   Bd6r   2022 Jul 22, 3:08pm  

17165   Bd6r   2022 Jul 22, 3:08pm  

17166   Bd6r   2022 Jul 22, 3:08pm  

17167   Bd6r   2022 Jul 22, 3:25pm  

17168   mostly reader   2022 Jul 22, 3:59pm  

richwicks says


The reports in our media was that the valiant Ukrainians defending Snake Island told the Russians to go fuck themselves and all died a martyr's death valiantly.

All this "history" - you're talking about, nobody is going to remember it within 5 years.


The reality was that the valiant Ukrainians on the Snake Island told the Russians to go fuck themselves at gunpoint. They apparently didn't die and were taken prisoners. "Russian warship, go f#kc yourself" - this became a folklore. You don't know if people will remember it 5 years from now, and don't pretend that you do (your predictive powers suck bigly). It's way more important that people repeat it today, over and over, and will likely continue doing so at least until the end of the war.

richwicks says


Russia is destroying all his physical assets.

You are the only person in the room who apparently gives a flying f#kc about Kolomoisky. Enough even to post his photos (do you have one under your pillow?) Before you make an even bigger ass of yourself, do some digging around and find out about his current standing in Ukraine, and also in US (hint: it's not great)
17169   richwicks   2022 Jul 22, 5:37pm  

mostly reader says


You are the only person in the room who apparently gives a flying f#kc about Kolomoisky.


Possibly. I know whose payroll he's on, and I know that Zelenskyy is his puppet and he controls Ukraine's government more than the "president" of Ukraine does. The war wouldn't have happened if it wasn't for him.

I hope he's captured, and tortured slowly. He's literally responsible for 10's of thousands of deaths, at this time, and billions of dollars of damage.

He's the head of state we can see, still don't really know who runs our nation, but that cunt Victoria Nuland has more control over foreign policy than the senile hair sniffing fucktard that the CIA installed.

Maybe you don't know what is going on. Zelenskyy's "cabinet" is filled with "writers" for his old television show. In reality, none of them were writers. They were on the payroll because Kolomoisky owned the television station. They had bullshit "jobs" and it was a way to pay the THUGS. Those same THUGS are now in the Ukrainian government. Kolomoisky is the head of state of Ukraine. Zelenskyy is just the figurehead. Kolomoisky runs the top mafia in Ukraine.

mostly reader says


Before you make an even bigger ass of yourself, do some digging around and find out about his current standing in Ukraine, and also in US (hint: it's not great)


Haha, you mean he's not popular like Dick Cheney, Rupert Murdoch, Bill Gates, Victoria Nuland, Robert Kagan, Henry Kissinger, Jamie Dimon, etc, is in the United States? I guess that means fucking something.

He's the puppet master of Ukraine. Ukrainians would do well to kill him although he's a puppet himself.
17170   Ceffer   2022 Jul 22, 6:14pm  

Meanwhile, Pedo Pete and his buddies are re-stocking their adrenochrome factories with over the border Latin American children from the cartels with impunity.
https://t.me/asbmil/3185
17171   Ceffer   2022 Jul 22, 6:43pm  

He showed them his Soros pay stub, which was as good as a 'get out of jail free' card.
https://t.me/gatewaypunditofficial/15715
17172   mostly reader   2022 Jul 22, 7:48pm  

richwicks says


Haha, you mean he's not popular like Dick Cheney, Rupert Murdoch, Bill Gates, Victoria Nuland, Robert Kagan, Henry Kissinger, Jamie Dimon, etc, is in the United States?

Nope. I mean that you don't know shit. You last comment is yet another evidence of that.
Seriously, you are the least, LEAST qualified person to discuss Eastern European landscape. You are probably unqualified to discuss anything, but I just react to topics about which I know a thing or two.
17173   AmericanKulak   2022 Jul 22, 7:59pm  

Ceffer says

He showed them his Soros pay stub, which was as good as a 'get out of jail free' card.

Apparently the guy is nuts, according to the guys who apprehended him, talking crazy shit.
17174   richwicks   2022 Jul 22, 8:14pm  

mostly reader says


Nope. I mean that you don't know shit.


Then for once, educate me.

Can't you pretend to have an adult mindset for once and not result to pointless insults I just ignore? Demonstrate what I don't know. Educate everybody here, including me. Demonstrate your superior knowledge. Let's see it.
17175   HeadSet   2022 Jul 22, 8:21pm  

Ceffer says

He showed them his Soros pay stub, which was as good as a 'get out of jail free' card.
https://t.me/gatewaypunditofficial/15715

"Attempted assault?" Legally, "assault" means threat. That pud was guilty of actual battery at the least.
17176   mostly reader   2022 Jul 22, 9:30pm  

richwicks says


Demonstrate what I don't know.

It's a lot easier to demonstrate what you DO know (should we add "timezones" to pad that list?)

richwicks says


Then for once, educate me.

Very cute, but I know a lost cause when I see one.

I will just hint that Kolomoisky is facing serious (different) problems both in Ukraine and in US. And no, I don't mean the public opinion problems (if that's what you meant) I mean problems with the governments of both countries. From here, do your own fucking homework. "Khazarian mafia", LOL
17177   richwicks   2022 Jul 22, 9:42pm  

mostly reader says


richwicks says


Demonstrate what I don't know.

It's a lot easier to demonstrate what you DO know (should we add "timezones" to pad that list?)

richwicks says


Then for once, educate me.

Very cute, but I know a lost cause when I see one.

I will just hint that Kolomoisky is facing serious (different) problems both in Ukraine and in US. And no, I don't mean the public opinion problems (if that's what you meant) I mean problems with the governments of both countries. From here, do your own fucking homework. "Khazarian mafia", LOL



Jesus fucking Christ on a stick - you are so full of shit.

So sick of you. You pretend to know things you don't, you have "secrets", you pretend to have "contacts", you're the most full of shit person I've met in years. You're a total intellectual fraud. This is why you resort to endless, childish, infantile name calling.

You don't know fuck all. I knew you would come up empty handed, AGAIN. Vacuous foul mouthed retard.

And of COURSE Kolomoyskyi has fucking problems, Russia is specifically targeting his infrastructure. They know who is behind the fucking war, idiot. They know at least as much as I know, which is a FUCKLOAD more than you do, as you have repeatedly and shamelessly demonstrated.
17178   mostly reader   2022 Jul 22, 9:51pm  

richwicks says


You pretend to know things you don't, you have "secrets", blah, blah, blah.


I do have secrets, but this is not a secret. You are making shit up (again) because that information is public. Set time to 1w. ago and do fucking search for "Kolomoisky US corruption", and then for "Kolomoisky Ukraine citizenship". (second one is particularly juicy) It sounds easier than posting piles of horseshit about "Khazarian mafia and friends", but may be it's just me.

Anyway, you are on your own from here. I'm not in business of helping ignorant pricks prone to outrage seizures.

richwicks says


Vacuous foul mouthed retard.

But tell me how you really feel. Do you need directions to the nearest safe space?

richwicks says


They know at least as much as I know

Sadly, you don't understand how low you've set the bar.
17179   richwicks   2022 Jul 22, 10:40pm  

mostly reader says

I do have secrets


You're worthless to talk with. You're a total waste of time.
17180   mostly reader   2022 Jul 23, 12:23am  

richwicks says


You're worthless to talk with. You're a total waste of time.

That's weak. I expected another ramble about "Vlad The Great" and "Khazarian Mafia". Did you actually do the research and realized that you've been owned yet again? That doesn't sound like you.
17182   Ceffer   2022 Jul 23, 6:52am  

Avatar, Avatar, Wherfore art thou, Avatar?
https://t.me/asbmil/3203
17184   Bd6r   2022 Jul 23, 11:05am  

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