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17676   richwicks   2022 Aug 17, 7:20pm  

Ceffer says

My wife says Tucker has taken to calling Biden a 'mannequin' "Or whoever he is", which seems to be as close as you can get to saying that the Biden Actor(s) are an imposter.

Another crack in the facade.


Video, or your wife is fucking with you.
17677   richwicks   2022 Aug 17, 7:28pm  

Ceffer says





Yep. Peanut oil is used as a adjuvant in vaccines, it's supposed to stimulate a more robust immune response. The HYPOTHESIS is that peanut oil causes too robust an immune response in some people and from that point forward their body reacts vigorously to peanut oil.

There is (supposedly) some real world evidence for this, in that peanut allergies don't seem to exist in populations that don't use peanut oil as an adjuvant, HOWEVER, sources I read I can't necessarily trust. I consider the possibility I'm being fed horse-shit.

Amish will not take any vaccinations, but I've also HEARD they have a terrifyingly high child mortality rate - if there are no peanut allergies within their community, it's something to at least consider. We should expect that unvaccinated children NEVER have allergies to peanuts or at least, at a vastly reduced rate.

Fucking aggravating as hell as an engineer that we, as a society, won't practice science or even worse yet - the science has been done and determined - and conclusions have been drawn and we're just considered disposable cattle. I think there are people in the know and they consider the wider population cattle because information is withheld from them. If this is the case, we should hunt them down if and when its revealed.
17678   ElYorsh   2022 Aug 17, 9:08pm  

Ceffer says

"I had no idea that Washington DC actually had an annual Summer Retreat for Health and Human Services Executives"

Mam, your baby is about to be born. It's little foot is sticking out.
17681   Ceffer   2022 Aug 18, 12:20pm  

Globalists now advertising for 'A Few Good Traitors And Subversives'. "We can't do it all with just a handful of necon infiltrators in DHS and NSC, with assorted Pentagon stooges. If only we had the American Military, Rome would have but a single neck!"
17682   Ceffer   2022 Aug 19, 12:06am  

Want to really impress the neighbors? Perineal sun bathing. Of course, I can't imagine the sexual minority who thought this one up. Must be good for those runny monkey pox lesions.

17686   Bd6r   2022 Aug 19, 12:31pm  

17687   Bd6r   2022 Aug 19, 12:31pm  

17688   Bd6r   2022 Aug 19, 12:32pm  

17692   Ceffer   2022 Aug 19, 6:28pm  

LOL! Alex Jones going berzerker paranoid on Brian Stelter. Pretty funny. Can't Stelter just rename his show "Reliably Lie-ably Dark Propaganda" and get on with it. "Get out of here, Brian, you disgust me." "Yes, but I disgusted you when you hired me?" "Yes, you did, but now, you disgust me with low ratings."
https://t.me/TommyRobinsonNews/38635

17693   AmericanKulak   2022 Aug 19, 6:50pm  

Not a Joke or Meme:
17694   Ceffer   2022 Aug 19, 7:10pm  

Lol! And potentially dangerous.
17695   Ceffer   2022 Aug 19, 8:12pm  

No wonder Finland was so hot to join NATO. Zelensky premium nose candy for the Finnish PM.
https://t.me/SGTnewsNetwork/30236
17696   RWSGFY   2022 Aug 19, 9:00pm  

AmericanKulak says


Not a Joke or Meme:



That's why I find all the people runnig with ther hair on fire and screaming about ARMED IRS AGENTS so hilarious. These agents are accountants first and gunslinger a distant, VERY distant, second.
17697   Ceffer   2022 Aug 19, 10:51pm  

Musta gone to parochial school. Now, whole educational system.
17698   Ceffer   2022 Aug 19, 10:55pm  

"Please don't hang me. I was a Mockingbird whore, yes, but they told me it was for the greater good!"
17699   Ceffer   2022 Aug 19, 10:59pm  

These anti-Holdomor pockets of resistance need to be stamped out. We'll just hit them with DEWs and a nice, prolonged HAARP attack!
17701   Ceffer   2022 Aug 19, 11:36pm  

Putin the conspiracy theorist on Facebook, LOL!
"The guy is straight up calling them satanists, globalists and pëd0philęs.. no cap - will they call Putin a conspiracy theorist too now? 🤔 Putins Message to the West 8/16/22 🔥🔥🔥at the 10th Moscow "
https://www.facebook.com/watch/?v=431979082308172

17702   AmericanKulak   2022 Aug 19, 11:57pm  

Ceffer says

Lol! And potentially dangerous.

Chaos (feminine) is dangerous. Which is why it has to be subject to Order (masculine). But needed, since it's possibility (new life).
17703   Ceffer   2022 Aug 20, 12:00am  

Obviously, Trump wasn't right about everything, nobody is. However, he told the truth more often than any politician in recent memory.
17705   RWSGFY   2022 Aug 20, 8:51am  

Ceffer says

Obviously, Trump wasn't right about everything, nobody is. However, he told the truth more often than any politician in recent memory.



How to kill the whole thing with one obviously stupid line....
17706   Al_Sharpton_for_President   2022 Aug 20, 9:01am  

Ceffer says


"Please don't hang me. I was a Mockingbird whore, yes, but they told me it was for the greater good!"

About Kiera Butler
Kiera Butler is a senior editor at Mother Jones and the author of the book Raise: What 4-H Teaches 7 Million Kids—and How Its Lessons Could Change Food and Farming Forever (UC Press, November 2014).

At Mother Jones, Kiera writes and edits stories about the environment, nutrition, health, and agriculture, including her award-winning column, Econundrums. Her piece about a dietitians’ convention sponsored by McDonald’s was featured on NPR’s All Things Considered.

Kiera’s work through the Climate Desk collaboration has been published in the Atlantic‘s CityLab, Wired.com, Slate, and Grist. Kiera lives in Oakland, California. Her favorite ride at the county fair is the Matterhorn. (You guys ready to go…backwards!?)
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Interpretation - talentless liberal arts major who would have jumped at the chance to have been aide to Goebells. Like Maddow, knows what her mouthbreather audience craves and dishes it up with an extra helping of Velveeta cheese product sauce. Guilty of first degree mass murder.
17707   Onvacation   2022 Aug 20, 9:08am  

RWSGFY says


These agents are accountants first and gunslinger a distant, VERY distant, second.

Until they form their special SWAT teams and come to raid you for not paying taxes on the appreciation of your baseball card collection.
17709   Tenpoundbass   2022 Aug 20, 9:30am  

Ceffer says




Um could it be, that every Pedo in Hollywood has a Pedo documentary in the works? What if that's how they meet and groom their victims?

I don't believe these conspiracies, my theory, which no I don't give much credit, is a better and more plausible theory, than someone or something controlled Ann Heche to crash her car. As for her sitting up in the ambulance, she was probably gasping for air, as her lungs were 90% singed and destroyed. Remember when you would fall when you were a kid and got the wind knocked out of you. Your first instinct was to get up and run around to force an inhale response.
17710   Ceffer   2022 Aug 20, 11:34am  

Anne Heche was getotted mit extreme prejudice. She has joined Tiffany Dover in the spiritual nether world of victims.

"Making a pedo reveal documentary? Flaming CIA car wreck or Alec Baldwin firing squad, your choice."
17711   Onvacation   2022 Aug 20, 12:03pm  

China, Celebrating 9/11/2001.
17712   Ceffer   2022 Aug 20, 12:07pm  

Onvacation says

China, Celebrating 9/11/2001.

Just stop. You are giving Dick and Liz Cheney hard ons. Shrubbie just premature ejaculated.
17713   Tenpoundbass   2022 Aug 20, 12:45pm  

Onvacation says


China, Celebrating 9/11/2001.


Seriously what's the story with this? You mean a Communist regime would rather demolish towers created by a failed Capitalist system. Rather than dole them out in a Socialist Utopia?

I thought Xi was smarter than that. Had he nationalized the failed RE and banking industry, and just handed those empty flats out to Comrades with the best Social credit score. Then there could be a tangible endgame for the citizens to stay in line and go along with it. The Communist system will collapse and fail sooner than I thought they would.

No matter how hard Commies and Socialist talk shit and hype the "True Communism has never been tried" they still fucking refuse to create it, even when they have empty inventory just sitting there hitting the whole world in the FACE!

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