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2019 Feb 17, 4:30pm   3,146,817 views  42,259 comments

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17686   Bd6r   2022 Aug 19, 12:31pm  

17687   Bd6r   2022 Aug 19, 12:31pm  

17688   Bd6r   2022 Aug 19, 12:32pm  

17692   Ceffer   2022 Aug 19, 6:28pm  

LOL! Alex Jones going berzerker paranoid on Brian Stelter. Pretty funny. Can't Stelter just rename his show "Reliably Lie-ably Dark Propaganda" and get on with it. "Get out of here, Brian, you disgust me." "Yes, but I disgusted you when you hired me?" "Yes, you did, but now, you disgust me with low ratings."
https://t.me/TommyRobinsonNews/38635

17693   AmericanKulak   2022 Aug 19, 6:50pm  

Not a Joke or Meme:
17694   Ceffer   2022 Aug 19, 7:10pm  

Lol! And potentially dangerous.
17695   Ceffer   2022 Aug 19, 8:12pm  

No wonder Finland was so hot to join NATO. Zelensky premium nose candy for the Finnish PM.
https://t.me/SGTnewsNetwork/30236
17696   RWSGFY   2022 Aug 19, 9:00pm  

AmericanKulak says


Not a Joke or Meme:



That's why I find all the people runnig with ther hair on fire and screaming about ARMED IRS AGENTS so hilarious. These agents are accountants first and gunslinger a distant, VERY distant, second.
17697   Ceffer   2022 Aug 19, 10:51pm  

Musta gone to parochial school. Now, whole educational system.
17698   Ceffer   2022 Aug 19, 10:55pm  

"Please don't hang me. I was a Mockingbird whore, yes, but they told me it was for the greater good!"
17699   Ceffer   2022 Aug 19, 10:59pm  

These anti-Holdomor pockets of resistance need to be stamped out. We'll just hit them with DEWs and a nice, prolonged HAARP attack!
17701   Ceffer   2022 Aug 19, 11:36pm  

Putin the conspiracy theorist on Facebook, LOL!
"The guy is straight up calling them satanists, globalists and pëd0philęs.. no cap - will they call Putin a conspiracy theorist too now? 🤔 Putins Message to the West 8/16/22 🔥🔥🔥at the 10th Moscow "
https://www.facebook.com/watch/?v=431979082308172

17702   AmericanKulak   2022 Aug 19, 11:57pm  

Ceffer says

Lol! And potentially dangerous.

Chaos (feminine) is dangerous. Which is why it has to be subject to Order (masculine). But needed, since it's possibility (new life).
17703   Ceffer   2022 Aug 20, 12:00am  

Obviously, Trump wasn't right about everything, nobody is. However, he told the truth more often than any politician in recent memory.
17705   RWSGFY   2022 Aug 20, 8:51am  

Ceffer says

Obviously, Trump wasn't right about everything, nobody is. However, he told the truth more often than any politician in recent memory.



How to kill the whole thing with one obviously stupid line....
17706   Al_Sharpton_for_President   2022 Aug 20, 9:01am  

Ceffer says


"Please don't hang me. I was a Mockingbird whore, yes, but they told me it was for the greater good!"

About Kiera Butler
Kiera Butler is a senior editor at Mother Jones and the author of the book Raise: What 4-H Teaches 7 Million Kids—and How Its Lessons Could Change Food and Farming Forever (UC Press, November 2014).

At Mother Jones, Kiera writes and edits stories about the environment, nutrition, health, and agriculture, including her award-winning column, Econundrums. Her piece about a dietitians’ convention sponsored by McDonald’s was featured on NPR’s All Things Considered.

Kiera’s work through the Climate Desk collaboration has been published in the Atlantic‘s CityLab, Wired.com, Slate, and Grist. Kiera lives in Oakland, California. Her favorite ride at the county fair is the Matterhorn. (You guys ready to go…backwards!?)
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Interpretation - talentless liberal arts major who would have jumped at the chance to have been aide to Goebells. Like Maddow, knows what her mouthbreather audience craves and dishes it up with an extra helping of Velveeta cheese product sauce. Guilty of first degree mass murder.
17707   Onvacation   2022 Aug 20, 9:08am  

RWSGFY says


These agents are accountants first and gunslinger a distant, VERY distant, second.

Until they form their special SWAT teams and come to raid you for not paying taxes on the appreciation of your baseball card collection.
17709   Tenpoundbass   2022 Aug 20, 9:30am  

Ceffer says




Um could it be, that every Pedo in Hollywood has a Pedo documentary in the works? What if that's how they meet and groom their victims?

I don't believe these conspiracies, my theory, which no I don't give much credit, is a better and more plausible theory, than someone or something controlled Ann Heche to crash her car. As for her sitting up in the ambulance, she was probably gasping for air, as her lungs were 90% singed and destroyed. Remember when you would fall when you were a kid and got the wind knocked out of you. Your first instinct was to get up and run around to force an inhale response.
17710   Ceffer   2022 Aug 20, 11:34am  

Anne Heche was getotted mit extreme prejudice. She has joined Tiffany Dover in the spiritual nether world of victims.

"Making a pedo reveal documentary? Flaming CIA car wreck or Alec Baldwin firing squad, your choice."
17711   Onvacation   2022 Aug 20, 12:03pm  

China, Celebrating 9/11/2001.
17712   Ceffer   2022 Aug 20, 12:07pm  

Onvacation says

China, Celebrating 9/11/2001.

Just stop. You are giving Dick and Liz Cheney hard ons. Shrubbie just premature ejaculated.
17713   Tenpoundbass   2022 Aug 20, 12:45pm  

Onvacation says


China, Celebrating 9/11/2001.


Seriously what's the story with this? You mean a Communist regime would rather demolish towers created by a failed Capitalist system. Rather than dole them out in a Socialist Utopia?

I thought Xi was smarter than that. Had he nationalized the failed RE and banking industry, and just handed those empty flats out to Comrades with the best Social credit score. Then there could be a tangible endgame for the citizens to stay in line and go along with it. The Communist system will collapse and fail sooner than I thought they would.

No matter how hard Commies and Socialist talk shit and hype the "True Communism has never been tried" they still fucking refuse to create it, even when they have empty inventory just sitting there hitting the whole world in the FACE!
17716   Al_Sharpton_for_President   2022 Aug 21, 8:46am  

The political humor of Bob Moran:

https://www.bobmoran.co.uk/
17717   richwicks   2022 Aug 21, 10:15am  

Al_Sharpton_for_President says

The political humor of Bob Moran:

https://www.bobmoran.co.uk/


Pretty good:

17718   Onvacation   2022 Aug 21, 10:50am  

Canceled

17719   Ceffer   2022 Aug 21, 11:54am  

Transhumanist programmed, biochipped lawyers, controlled to only rubber stamp the agendas of the Globalists. What could possibly go wrong.
https://t.me/mrtruthbombchat/518
17720   Ceffer   2022 Aug 21, 12:03pm  


I had an interesting experience yesterday. I unloaded on a liberal friend, all barrels blazing. I told him he is totally brainwashed, went through the fake news, Covid fraud, Biden opening the borders and methodically destroying the country, the outlandish appointments of trannies and fags to government, the pollution of the schools etc.
He also thinks that the Russians are shelling the nuclear plant in Ukraine. I told him, "The Russians occupy the nuclear plant, why would they shell it." Several times I saw him pause as he was holding mutually contradicting concepts due to casual brainwashing. Brainwashing blocks logical thinking, and I could see his lights go on when he saw that he couldn't hold these concepts together.

He knows something is seriously wrong, but just wants to stay with head in sand. I told him I was sorry to be so assertive and disruptive when I left but he said, "No, thank you, you have given me a lot of food for thought." I think you can only stand in a hurricane for so long denying it's a hurricane before finally trusting your own senses.

Thing is, if he is listening and no longer dismissing me as a conspiracy theorist, is the facade cracking enough for the population at large?
17722   richwicks   2022 Aug 21, 12:19pm  

Ceffer says

Thing is, if he is listening and no longer dismissing me as a conspiracy theorist, is the facade cracking enough for the population at large?


Yes, without question. 20 years ago, I couldn't reach anybody. It's far easier today.

Let me give you some advice:

1) your friend isn't stupid
2) you should listen to what your friend says, and not automatically dismiss it as propaganda. See why he thinks it's true
3) you may be wrong

It's a nightmare to do, but sit down, and destroy all your cognitive dissonance. When you experience it ONE of your beliefs is in correct, eliminate one. If BOTH of them are incorrect, eventually you'll experience cognitive dissonance with the surviving belief, and eliminate that. Just keep working at it and at the end of it you'll have a good idea of how things work.

Another, don't dismiss anything as being "impossible" because "nobody could be that evil!". I consider it a very likely possibility that the chemical attack in Ghouta was done by US, Israeli and Mi6 help. I know the WTC bombing in 1993 was assisted by the FBI. I am quite certain that 9/11 was done with assistance of our own government. I know, with certainty, that the January 6th "insurrection" was mostly done by agent provocateurs to entrap and persecute innocent people who didn't realize that our government "could possibly do that!".

There is nothing beneath them.
17723   Ceffer   2022 Aug 21, 12:20pm  

Adrenochrome, again. Problem is, like many intoxications, dependency warps thought and leads to manic states of grandiosity and sense of invincibility. Of course, the 'Narcissist Plexus' of celebrities can easily be seduced by the delusion of eternal youth and beauty. The Satanist withdrawal is a bitch.










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