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4878   Ceffer   2022 Sep 22, 4:10pm  

richwicks says

Now, if we could only get them to protest by taking doggie on demand:
https://t.me/JovanHuttonPulitzer/6895

Why are they writing in English on their bodies?

Is that a deal breaker? No doggie until all French body graffiti?
4880   Onvacation   2022 Sep 23, 9:19pm  

FROSKBITTEN!
4884   Ceffer   2022 Sep 25, 4:40pm  

Wonder if this is one of those cute girls I had a crush on in high school. I'd call that a narrow miss.
4885   RC2006   2022 Sep 25, 6:46pm  

Whyvdidnt he just start driving?
4886   Karloff   2022 Sep 25, 9:30pm  

RC2006 says

Whyvdidnt he just start driving?

Probably worried about burning out his transmission.
4889   Ceffer   2022 Oct 3, 3:11am  

"Get it up and in or I'll snap the damn thing off!"
4890   Eric Holder   2022 Oct 3, 11:49am  

Ceffer says

"Get it up and in or I'll snap the damn thing off!"



No strapons involved? Meh. The headline had so much promise but the article failed to deliver...
4892   Tenpoundbass   2022 Oct 3, 2:50pm  

Try it on her


4894   Ceffer   2022 Oct 4, 2:35am  

Clearly meant to baffle somebody who has been to too many whorehouses in Asia:
https://t.me/DH_newz/1479
4897   FortwayeAsFuckJoeBiden   2022 Oct 7, 8:44pm  

cisTits says




i go through 250 rounds every range day
4898   Ceffer   2022 Oct 9, 12:14am  

I completely respect your opening position in the negotiation, so I will counter with $50 offer for a quick blow job in the bushes.

4901   Ceffer   2022 Oct 13, 12:54am  

Cracks me up. Beats guided missile vids from Ukraine.

4902   Ceffer   2022 Oct 13, 1:01am  

Average IQ's below 80 have consequences.

4903   richwicks   2022 Oct 13, 1:07am  

Ceffer says


Average IQ's below 80 have consequences.




I don't have any experience with paragliding or parachuting, but there may have been some wind sheer because of the colosseum meaning the air speed over the dome was significant versus the relatively stable non moving air within it. Wind sheer is terrifying because you're travelling like 20 MPH through the air at one point, and the next, you're not travelling through the air at all, and you just fall when that happens.

I used to hang glide, and once I got some experience, it wasn't too hard to land within a 20 foot radius. You can land on a DOT if you want to hurt your feet though. You can stall out wherever you like, but you might be 10 or 15 feet over the ground. I think one of my training tests was to land in a small circle of around 15 feet diameter.

I've hit wind sheer before but only very high up, you can go into a stall and dive. Paragliding is more dangerous because your chute can collapse and if you can't get it inflated again, you're dead. With a hang glider you just go into a dive, and gain speed, and speed pulls you out of the dive. Hang gliding is much safer, but it's a bitch to carry the damned glider around.
4904   Ceffer   2022 Oct 13, 9:40am  

cisTits says

 _train_your_wife

My favorite from the archives of wife:

One day: "Don't order me around."
Next day: "How come you let me do that?"
4907   DD214   2022 Oct 14, 6:27am  

4908   DD214   2022 Oct 14, 6:27am  

4912   Patrick   2022 Oct 15, 10:37am  

https://nitter.pussthecat.org/MIAuniverse/status/1558342550766772225#m



I don't know what this is, but it's pretty cool.
4913   Ceffer   2022 Oct 15, 11:46am  

Health tips for those of you still wondering:
4915   DD214   2022 Oct 16, 2:51pm  

4916   DD214   2022 Oct 16, 2:51pm  

4917   DD214   2022 Oct 16, 2:53pm  

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