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Ceffer says

"Get it up and in or I'll snap the damn thing off!"

No strapons involved? Meh. The headline had so much promise but the article failed to deliver...

Try it on her

https://youtube.com/watch?v=HlDWzN6TW5Y&feature=share

CA moving to TX

Clearly meant to baffle somebody who has been to too many whorehouses in Asia:
https://t.me/DH_newz/1479

cisTits says

i go through 250 rounds every range day

I completely respect your opening position in the negotiation, so I will counter with $50 offer for a quick blow job in the bushes.

Cracks me up. Beats guided missile vids from Ukraine.

Average IQ's below 80 have consequences.

Ceffer says

Average IQ's below 80 have consequences.

I don't have any experience with paragliding or parachuting, but there may have been some wind sheer because of the colosseum meaning the air speed over the dome was significant versus the relatively stable non moving air within it. Wind sheer is terrifying because you're travelling like 20 MPH through the air at one point, and the next, you're not travelling through the air at all, and you just fall when that happens.

I used to hang glide, and once I got some experience, it wasn't too hard to land within a 20 foot radius. You can land on a DOT if you want to hurt your feet though. You can stall out wherever you like, but you might be 10 or 15 feet over the ground. I think one of my training tests was to land in a small circle of around 15 feet diameter.

I've hit wind sheer before but only very high up, you can go into a stall and dive. Paragliding is more dangerous because your chute can collapse and if you can't get it inflated again, you're dead. With a hang glider you just go into a dive, and gain speed, and speed pulls you out of the dive. Hang gliding is much safer, but it's a bitch to carry the damned glider around.

cisTits says

My favorite from the archives of wife:

One day: "Don't order me around."
Next day: "How come you let me do that?"

https://nitter.pussthecat.org/MIAuniverse/status/1558342550766772225#m



I don't know what this is, but it's pretty cool.

Health tips for those of you still wondering:

Maybe not funny, but damn, I could not design a prettier woman.

What is a "Pilsner Lager?" Are not Pilsner and Lager two different styles of beer? Maybe there is a stout bitter as well.

HeadSet says

What is a "Pilsner Lager?" Are not Pilsner and Lager two different styles of beer? Maybe there is a stout bitter as well.

All pilsners are lagers, but not all lagers are pilsners

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mell says

HeadSet says

What is a "Pilsner Lager?" Are not Pilsner and Lager two different styles of beer? Maybe there is a stout bitter as well.

All pilsners are lagers, but not all lagers are pilsners

This is a very tasty beer actually. One of my favorites.