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2019 Feb 17, 4:30pm   2,442,766 views  36,594 comments

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19355   Ceffer   2022 Nov 19, 2:33am  

Behind every stroked out Orc is the whore who made him what he is:
19357   charlie303   2022 Nov 19, 7:34am  

Ceffer says

LOL! Being investigated by Maxine Waters. Why don't they get Biden Actor to investigate Hunter while they're at it.



Maxine blows SBF a kiss.

https://twitter.com/alec_sears/status/1593630915426541568

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19358   DD214   2022 Nov 19, 8:21am  



Since her involuntary retirement from her lucrative gig as Speaker of the House, Nancy Pelosi has been seen lingering on the street corners of the National Mall with a cardboard sign that says "Will trade stock tips 4 food."

"We're not sure where the congresswoman's millions of dollars all went, but it's clear this firing has affected her finances severely," said TMZ reporter Jeffrey McHara, speaking over a grainy video of Pelosi panhandling, acknowledging that the footage was difficult to watch due to the Speaker's having gone four days without a hair salon visit.

With experts saying she will not seek reelection to a leadership role, most onlookers had expected Pelosi's firing would allow her to spend more time focusing on her family and insider trading. These hopes have been tempered, however, by the footage of Speaker Pelosi without her dentures and formal eyebrows, panhandling in public.

At publishing time, former Speaker Pelosi was able to transcend homelessness after she identified as transgender, causing her hometown of San Francisco to approve her for the "Guaranteed Income for Trans People (GIFT)" program. She will now be receiving a $1,200 per month stipend to supplement any additional monies she is able to make from selling nonpublic information about the stock market.

https://babylonbee.com/news/pelosi-seen-on-street-corner-with-sign-reading-will-give-stock-tips-4-food
19359   Ceffer   2022 Nov 19, 12:57pm  

They administer, collect IRS assets, and issue the paychecks for the foreign occupied, foreign city state of Washington DC. Apply a mirror to the right half of this picture, and the sculpture turns into an image of Baphomet.
19361   Ceffer   2022 Nov 19, 1:05pm  

Guess the fake store front avatars. How many of those G20Fucks are imposters and body double actors, flogging the Swiss Octagon Agenda?
19378   Ceffer   2022 Nov 19, 1:55pm  

Benjamin Fulford claims Heinz the K was wheeled into a geisha house in his wheel chair and poisoned in Japan recently. If only that were true.
19385   Ceffer   2022 Nov 19, 2:04pm  

Remember when we thought that 'We will be successful when everything they believe is a lie' only applied to politics, not medicine?
https://t.me/davidavocadowolfe/79499
19391   Ceffer   2022 Nov 19, 2:13pm  

I remember I thought men in prison must be pretty stupid, because they believed the people in movies and soap operas were real and not actors. They would fight over it.
Now, I'm not so sure it's just them.

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