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2019 Feb 17, 4:30pm   3,089,096 views  41,616 comments

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20379   Ceffer   2023 Jan 3, 11:33am  

Will go down in history as the most vile, corrupt and debased politician to hold the office. I'm glad I won't be seeing the bitch's body double or CGI any more. She's a Congressional shit stain.

https://t.me/gatewaypunditofficial/23252
20382   Ceffer   2023 Jan 3, 2:37pm  

Don Henley "Inside Job". Sorry for Bad Tube, Pat:
https://youtu.be/IL4wW4AoGOA


20383   Ceffer   2023 Jan 3, 6:31pm  

Darn, Buddha, couldn't you spring for at least a little Caligulan Excess?

20384   Ceffer   2023 Jan 3, 7:32pm  

Never gets old:

20385   richwicks   2023 Jan 3, 7:43pm  

Ceffer says


Never gets old:




If it's true, and I do not believe Michelle Obama is a dude,

He/She didn't tuck in his/her nuts. That is what I would look like if I was wearing a miniskirt and crossed my legs. Something you would not want to see in any context..

Photoshop is too easy. I can do this is GIMP which is the poor-mans' photo-shop. It's actually more powerful than photoshop, just WAY more difficult to use. You can do a lot more with it, but it's so fucking difficult and so many steps, in a way it's less powerful than Photoshop.
20386   HeadSet   2023 Jan 3, 8:01pm  

richwicks says

Photoshop is too easy. I can do this is GIMP which is the poor-mans' photo-shop.

That Michelle pic is obviously a "photoshopped" joke. I think I saw that meme with the real person's head still on it, and this is just a badly done insert of Michelle's head.
20387   richwicks   2023 Jan 3, 8:29pm  

HeadSet says

richwicks says


Photoshop is too easy. I can do this is GIMP which is the poor-mans' photo-shop.

That Michelle pic is obviously a "photoshopped" joke. I think I saw that meme with the real person's head still on it, and this is just a badly done insert of Michelle's head.


I would have taken Michelle Obama's entire body and added something somwhere.

Now that you mention it, that does look like a head photoshopped on another body. The hair is the most visible defect, but also the lighting. Anyhow, I don't believe that's a real nutsack if this was on television.
20389   Ceffer   2023 Jan 3, 10:30pm  

"See what a nice guy I am for a European Globalist Fascist masquerading as an American Citizen, Mr. DeSantis? Dad would have killed you with piano wire three years ago."

https://t.me/WeTheMedia/82061

20390   Ceffer   2023 Jan 3, 10:34pm  

Marching orders from Schiff. Twitter was a propaganda circuit, with different amplification/deamplification paths for different agendas, and circuit shut off for unwanted inputs. How Illuminati of Schiff.

https://t.me/WeTheMedia/82062
20391   Ceffer   2023 Jan 3, 11:21pm  

Gossip is that 50 percent of plane crashes are assassinations. No problemo killing a planeload of people to get one person. Intels are the greatest single hazard to air safety, LOL! Of course, N wouldn't have anything to do with this? If you are in that sensitive position, take the train or boat or bus.

https://t.me/drue86/30102
20395   Ceffer   2023 Jan 4, 1:00am  



20396   Ceffer   2023 Jan 4, 1:12am  

Like we were saying about those plane crashes:



20397   FortwayeAsFuckJoeBiden   2023 Jan 4, 7:46am  

Ceffer says

Marching orders from Schiff. Twitter was a propaganda circuit, with different amplification/deamplification paths for different agendas, and circuit shut off for unwanted inputs. How Illuminati of Schiff.

https://t.me/WeTheMedia/82062


its weird how names blacked out. they aren’t secret if they are known to bunch of idiot twitter employees.
20398   Ceffer   2023 Jan 4, 9:42am  

Goddam, Elon went THERE.

20399   Ceffer   2023 Jan 4, 9:59am  

Well, to be perfectly fair, she thought the "Planet of the Apes" movies were documentaries:

https://t.me/gatewaypunditofficial/23300
20400   Ceffer   2023 Jan 4, 10:00am  

How high does the rot go, or, where hopium goes to die?:

https://t.me/gatewaypunditofficial/23302
20401   Ceffer   2023 Jan 4, 10:01am  

Don't know why my wife still watches this channel. Nostalgia? Tucker and a few others, but they are clearly censored off certain topics and have to tap dance around them. Hannity's asshole is flared in doggie receptive position with a big pot of Globalist Crisco within convenient reach.

https://t.me/gatewaypunditofficial/23305
20402   Ceffer   2023 Jan 4, 10:29am  

Vanguard puts moistened finger in the wind and refuses to commit financial hari kari for the daft Green 'designed to fail' agendas. Now, if we can just get them to remove the black computer geniuses from Netlix:

https://t.me/JustDudeChannel/27106
20404   Ceffer   2023 Jan 4, 10:34am  

LOL!

20408   Ceffer   2023 Jan 4, 10:39am  

"Commitio Cordis" has been re-named 'Vaxio Cordis Decepticus':

20409   Ceffer   2023 Jan 4, 10:44am  

Like, DUHHHHH, you don't enslave people by making their lives better. You deal them a rasher of shit from the bottom of the deck.

20410   Ceffer   2023 Jan 4, 11:04am  

No sooner do the propaganda phrases hit the media, the DARPA AIs start their work:

https://t.me/davidavocadowolfe/83644

20412   Ceffer   2023 Jan 4, 11:05am  

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20414   Ceffer   2023 Jan 4, 11:06am  

They pass blatantly unconstitutional laws that they know are wrong, because it gives them 'struggle session' license until the laws are overturned by lawfare over months or years. Let the persecutions begin!


https://t.me/davidavocadowolfe/83686
20418   Patrick   2023 Jan 4, 4:42pm  

Ceffer says

Goddam, Elon went THERE.




@Ceffer That one is fake. This is the real tweet:

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1610482997081542657?ref_src=patrick.net


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