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5551   richwicks   2023 Mar 11, 7:41pm  

Patrick says

Vacuum.


Friction in conjunction with vacuum. I suppose you could test it by drilling a small hole in the bottom of a bucket, and see which has the greatest effect.
5552   Blue   2023 Mar 11, 8:09pm  

ElYorsh says

Ceffer says






I used to own a restaurant and found this out the hard way. This brought back lots of memories. Funny

Lol! Once I used digging rod to get them out and realized how dangerous that was before throw them out.
5553   HeadSet   2023 Mar 11, 8:24pm  

Patrick says

There are two lions at the University of Michigan, near the natural history museum. Legend is that they will roar when a virgin woman graduate from UM:

Every college has its virgin test joke. At my alma mata, it is a statue of Pegasus that if a virgin touches it, Pegasus will fly away.
5556   Patrick   2023 Mar 12, 10:51pm  

I'm sure many women have actually had that thought.
5557   Onvacation   2023 Mar 13, 8:15am  

Happened to me once...

5559   Onvacation   2023 Mar 13, 12:12pm  

Cougar
5565   Eric Holder   2023 Mar 16, 10:27pm  

RandalRay says






Or California and Florida. =))
5566   Tenpoundbass   2023 Mar 17, 8:15am  

RandalRay says






The top picture is a wide angle but the lard asses on the bottom picture is zoomed in on the subject, as to make sure the picture doesn't show the only fat people at a beach with thousands of people. It would ruin their narrative buzz.
I can assure you there were fat people in the 70's my mom was the size of the gal in the red bathing suit, my uncles were all the size the guy with his hands up.
We were at the beach(Jacksonville Jetties) every weekend.
5567   Tenpoundbass   2023 Mar 17, 8:30am  

RandalRay says






Also I keep telling you folks that the nonissue of the sudden emergence of fat people and the gas lighting that fat people never existed before, and all of the fat people in the world are somehow your problem, is really about THIS...

https://www.breitbart.com/tech/2023/03/17/loyola-u-prof-neatly-organized-pantries-are-rooted-in-racism-sexism/

and this

https://www.nfpa.org/News-and-Research/Publications-and-media/NFPA-Journal/2022/Summer-2022/News-and-Analysis/Dispatches/Food-Processing-Fires

Brought on by the same people who write about this...
https://www.factcheck.org/2022/05/unfounded-claims-about-frequency-and-causes-of-food-plant-fires/

damn my lying eyes!

https://www.usnews.com/news/us/articles/2022-05-03/fact-focus-food-plant-fires-fuel-conspiracy-theory
5571   Ceffer   2023 Mar 18, 7:14pm  

The wall dildo dent remover. It's time has come. Who says our Republic has lost its innovative spirit?

https://t.me/STFNREPORT/22573
5574   Onvacation   2023 Mar 19, 11:17am  

SEASONING POLICE
5575   Tenpoundbass   2023 Mar 19, 11:54am  

My black musician buddy, he puts the entire spice cabinet in every dish he cooks. Even the liquids like Worstershire, Soy Sauce, and liquid smoke.

One of the interesting thing about Justin Wilson he put everything in his spice cabinet as well. But he limited spices that went to become "Cajun" seasoning.
Tim unlike Justin also had stuff like Caraway seeds and Turmeric other oddball herbs normally wouldn't go with that blend.

South Florida Latin community seasons everything with Goya Sas'son seasoning. Everything is either orange or yellow depending on the ratio they put.

Everyone harks on about seasoning, and their ethnic blend is better than others. But I say, I'll either eat it or I wont. I'm more interested in the texture, cooking method, and doneness perfection of the meal. then I get into the seasoning. Unless the seasoning gets in my way first, which is bad.
5576   Tenpoundbass   2023 Mar 19, 12:08pm  

One of my cooking mentors when I was growing up, was a retired Navy Cook. He was a cook in WWII on some of the biggest battle ships. We worked at Streeter's Catering here in South Florida, they did a lot of high end Bat Mitzvah and Weddings.
Tony told me his hard rule about seasoning, no preparation should have more than five ingredients. So if a meal had 25 ingredients, he would break them up in 5 different prep stages of the meal, then combine the 5 preparations and incorporate them into one. He didn't go for throwing 10 different things into one pot, he said the flavor profiles don't get to develop. He grouped ingredients that would be prepared and mixed that he knew complemented each other, and the result would complement the final dish. Streeters had a long waiting line you put your party order in 6 months in advance. Tony's entre's were amazing.
5578   Ceffer   2023 Mar 19, 1:43pm  

Yeah, tell me about your bad day?
5579   clambo   2023 Mar 19, 2:42pm  

Looks like the end of Dr. No

"Don't turn that valve that way you fool!"
5580   Patrick   2023 Mar 19, 3:30pm  

What kind of factory can go up that fast?
5581   richwicks   2023 Mar 19, 3:39pm  

Patrick says

What kind of factory can go up that fast?

A very flammable one..
5582   Onvacation   2023 Mar 19, 3:45pm  

Patrick says

What kind of factory can go up that fast?

Refinery, chemical processing, bioweapon manufacturer, meth lab, something that uses combustible gas or liquid.

It looks like a pipe sprung a leak above where they were working. The leaking combustible caught fire and started to "blowtorch" the ceiling resulting in falling, burning, debris. Shit burnt down.
5584   richwicks   2023 Mar 19, 5:31pm  

Patrick says

https://notthebee.com/article/please-enjoy-these-videos-from-never-tell-me-the-odds



Many more unbelievable videos at that link.


Goddamn. I had to watch that video 4 times to make certain that the guy walking across the street wasn't killed. Pink pullover, blue jean shorts, black shirt under the pink pullover, white socks. I thought that guy was wiped.

He seemed strangely unpanicked after he was nearly killed. I wouldn't have acted similarly.
5585   Ceffer   2023 Mar 19, 5:40pm  

I personally prefer the T Rex fights, but what the heck.
5586   Ceffer   2023 Mar 19, 5:49pm  

Patrick says


What kind of factory can go up that fast?

They were probably testing methods of destroying the evidence in Ukraine.
5588   Tenpoundbass   2023 Mar 20, 3:43pm  

So I was at a musician's birthday last night. And the song Sylvia's Mother came up in conversation. Then someone inquired "Dr. Hook and the Medicine Show" now there was a band. I said "Yeah could you imagine an updated version of that band, 'Medical Tech Assistant and the Urgent care revival'" Sort of like "Jefferson Airplane was updated to Starship!"
joked Kelly laughing.

I said yeah but all of the original members would be replaced with woke Trannies and People of color.

"Sylvia's mother says, her son is just six years old and his name is Sylvain!
Please Mrs. Adreian I just want to give your son puberty blockers..."

The party was in Wilton manors, so this was a big yuck yuck among us cisgender males having a smoke break outside.
5590   Bd6r   2023 Mar 21, 8:32am  

Useful meme these days:


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