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Tenpoundbass
2023 Mar 19, 11:54am
Tenpoundbass
2023 Mar 19, 11:54am
My black musician buddy, he puts the entire spice cabinet in every dish he cooks. Even the liquids like Worstershire, Soy Sauce, and liquid smoke.
One of the interesting thing about Justin Wilson he put everything in his spice cabinet as well. But he limited spices that went to become "Cajun" seasoning.
Tim unlike Justin also had stuff like Caraway seeds and Turmeric other oddball herbs normally wouldn't go with that blend.
South Florida Latin community seasons everything with Goya Sas'son seasoning. Everything is either orange or yellow depending on the ratio they put.
Everyone harks on about seasoning, and their ethnic blend is better than others. But I say, I'll either eat it or I wont. I'm more interested in the texture, cooking method, and doneness perfection of the meal. then I get into the seasoning. Unless the seasoning gets in my way first, which is bad.
One of the interesting thing about Justin Wilson he put everything in his spice cabinet as well. But he limited spices that went to become "Cajun" seasoning.
Tim unlike Justin also had stuff like Caraway seeds and Turmeric other oddball herbs normally wouldn't go with that blend.
South Florida Latin community seasons everything with Goya Sas'son seasoning. Everything is either orange or yellow depending on the ratio they put.
Everyone harks on about seasoning, and their ethnic blend is better than others. But I say, I'll either eat it or I wont. I'm more interested in the texture, cooking method, and doneness perfection of the meal. then I get into the seasoning. Unless the seasoning gets in my way first, which is bad.
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Tenpoundbass
2023 Mar 19, 12:08pm
Tenpoundbass
2023 Mar 19, 12:08pm
One of my cooking mentors when I was growing up, was a retired Navy Cook. He was a cook in WWII on some of the biggest battle ships. We worked at Streeter's Catering here in South Florida, they did a lot of high end Bat Mitzvah and Weddings.
Tony told me his hard rule about seasoning, no preparation should have more than five ingredients. So if a meal had 25 ingredients, he would break them up in 5 different prep stages of the meal, then combine the 5 preparations and incorporate them into one. He didn't go for throwing 10 different things into one pot, he said the flavor profiles don't get to develop. He grouped ingredients that would be prepared and mixed that he knew complemented each other, and the result would complement the final dish. Streeters had a long waiting line you put your party order in 6 months in advance. Tony's entre's were amazing.
Tony told me his hard rule about seasoning, no preparation should have more than five ingredients. So if a meal had 25 ingredients, he would break them up in 5 different prep stages of the meal, then combine the 5 preparations and incorporate them into one. He didn't go for throwing 10 different things into one pot, he said the flavor profiles don't get to develop. He grouped ingredients that would be prepared and mixed that he knew complemented each other, and the result would complement the final dish. Streeters had a long waiting line you put your party order in 6 months in advance. Tony's entre's were amazing.
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clambo
2023 Mar 19, 2:42pm
Looks like the end of Dr. No
"Don't turn that valve that way you fool!"
"Don't turn that valve that way you fool!"
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Onvacation
2023 Mar 19, 3:45pm
Onvacation
2023 Mar 19, 3:45pm
Patrick says
Refinery, chemical processing, bioweapon manufacturer, meth lab, something that uses combustible gas or liquid.
It looks like a pipe sprung a leak above where they were working. The leaking combustible caught fire and started to "blowtorch" the ceiling resulting in falling, burning, debris. Shit burnt down.
What kind of factory can go up that fast?
Refinery, chemical processing, bioweapon manufacturer, meth lab, something that uses combustible gas or liquid.
It looks like a pipe sprung a leak above where they were working. The leaking combustible caught fire and started to "blowtorch" the ceiling resulting in falling, burning, debris. Shit burnt down.
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Patrick
2023 Mar 19, 5:16pm
Patrick
2023 Mar 19, 5:16pm
https://notthebee.com/article/please-enjoy-these-videos-from-never-tell-me-the-odds
Many more unbelievable videos at that link.
Many more unbelievable videos at that link.
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richwicks
2023 Mar 19, 5:31pm
richwicks
2023 Mar 19, 5:31pm
Patrick says
Goddamn. I had to watch that video 4 times to make certain that the guy walking across the street wasn't killed. Pink pullover, blue jean shorts, black shirt under the pink pullover, white socks. I thought that guy was wiped.
He seemed strangely unpanicked after he was nearly killed. I wouldn't have acted similarly.
https://notthebee.com/article/please-enjoy-these-videos-from-never-tell-me-the-odds
Many more unbelievable videos at that link.
Goddamn. I had to watch that video 4 times to make certain that the guy walking across the street wasn't killed. Pink pullover, blue jean shorts, black shirt under the pink pullover, white socks. I thought that guy was wiped.
He seemed strangely unpanicked after he was nearly killed. I wouldn't have acted similarly.
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Ceffer
2023 Mar 19, 5:49pm
Ceffer
2023 Mar 19, 5:49pm
Patrick says
They were probably testing methods of destroying the evidence in Ukraine.
What kind of factory can go up that fast?
They were probably testing methods of destroying the evidence in Ukraine.
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Tenpoundbass
2023 Mar 20, 3:43pm
Tenpoundbass
2023 Mar 20, 3:43pm
So I was at a musician's birthday last night. And the song Sylvia's Mother came up in conversation. Then someone inquired "Dr. Hook and the Medicine Show" now there was a band. I said "Yeah could you imagine an updated version of that band, 'Medical Tech Assistant and the Urgent care revival'" Sort of like "Jefferson Airplane was updated to Starship!"
joked Kelly laughing.
I said yeah but all of the original members would be replaced with woke Trannies and People of color.
"Sylvia's mother says, her son is just six years old and his name is Sylvain!
Please Mrs. Adreian I just want to give your son puberty blockers..."
The party was in Wilton manors, so this was a big yuck yuck among us cisgender males having a smoke break outside.
joked Kelly laughing.
I said yeah but all of the original members would be replaced with woke Trannies and People of color.
"Sylvia's mother says, her son is just six years old and his name is Sylvain!
Please Mrs. Adreian I just want to give your son puberty blockers..."
The party was in Wilton manors, so this was a big yuck yuck among us cisgender males having a smoke break outside.
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Tenpoundbass
2023 Mar 21, 1:55pm
Tenpoundbass
2023 Mar 21, 1:55pm
Patrick says
That was enjoyable, and no slideshow with ads to deal with.
Many more unbelievable videos at that link.
That was enjoyable, and no slideshow with ads to deal with.
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Patrick
2023 Mar 21, 2:18pm
Patrick
2023 Mar 21, 2:18pm
Yes, https://notthebee.com/ is an excellent site, lots of great content free.
Sadly, to comment you have to pay $9 for a monthly subscription.
Sadly, to comment you have to pay $9 for a monthly subscription.
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richwicks
2023 Mar 21, 3:17pm
richwicks
2023 Mar 21, 3:17pm
Tenpoundbass says
@Tenpoundbass - there is a web-browser that removes ads that is called Brave.
https://brave.com/
Try it out. For youtube, it removes ads entirely. I actually don't know how well it actually works, because I have many systems for adblockers, and I honestly don't know how many ads are on the Internet since I do not have a computer that is not modified to block advertisements - it's part of my setup.
SOME sites will cease working with Brave, but if you REALLY want to get access, you can go back to Firefox or Edge.
Patrick says
Many more unbelievable videos at that link.
That was enjoyable, and no slideshow with ads to deal with.
@Tenpoundbass - there is a web-browser that removes ads that is called Brave.
https://brave.com/
Try it out. For youtube, it removes ads entirely. I actually don't know how well it actually works, because I have many systems for adblockers, and I honestly don't know how many ads are on the Internet since I do not have a computer that is not modified to block advertisements - it's part of my setup.
SOME sites will cease working with Brave, but if you REALLY want to get access, you can go back to Firefox or Edge.
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Patrick
2023 Mar 21, 3:38pm
Patrick
2023 Mar 21, 3:38pm
Brave also has a spectacular feature of being able to block specific CSS elements.
To block the Wikipedia donation nagging elements is pretty easy with Brave. I had some screenshots of how to do it but can't find that comment now. Basically, right-click on the nagware and click "block element". The nag element will never show up again.
The blocker looks like this when you right-click on something you don't want:
Also load brave://adblock/ in your browser for more filters.
To block the Wikipedia donation nagging elements is pretty easy with Brave. I had some screenshots of how to do it but can't find that comment now. Basically, right-click on the nagware and click "block element". The nag element will never show up again.
The blocker looks like this when you right-click on something you don't want:
Also load brave://adblock/ in your browser for more filters.
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richwicks
2023 Mar 21, 3:45pm
richwicks
2023 Mar 21, 3:45pm
Patrick says
I've made use of this. I am not so aggravated about some block of text that is annoying me, that's easy to skip - but I'm annoyed by an advertisement that takes up time.
Brave (https://brave.com/) isn't perfect, but it's my main browser now. I'm using it now. Anything it cannot handle, in my opinion, isn't really worth consuming anyhow.
Brave also has a spectacular feature of being able to block specific CSS elements.
To block the Wikipedia donation nagging elements is pretty easy with Brave.
I've made use of this. I am not so aggravated about some block of text that is annoying me, that's easy to skip - but I'm annoyed by an advertisement that takes up time.
Brave (https://brave.com/) isn't perfect, but it's my main browser now. I'm using it now. Anything it cannot handle, in my opinion, isn't really worth consuming anyhow.
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richwicks
2023 Mar 21, 9:33pm
richwicks
2023 Mar 21, 9:33pm
Patrick says
The end of Google is a good thing, the question is how long will it take for the population to figure it out that it is dead?
Wokeness ate away at Google's competence. And that's fine with me.
The end of Google is a good thing, the question is how long will it take for the population to figure it out that it is dead?
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richwicks
2023 Mar 23, 2:20am
richwicks
2023 Mar 23, 2:20am
Ceffer says
The dog immediately felt bad. If there's a soul, dogs are born with them, and all the rest of us need to earn them.
The dog immediately felt bad. If there's a soul, dogs are born with them, and all the rest of us need to earn them.
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Onvacation
2023 Mar 23, 6:49pm
Onvacation
2023 Mar 23, 6:49pm
richwicks says
No she didn't. That dog was afraid that cat was going to kick her ass.
The dog immediately felt bad.
No she didn't. That dog was afraid that cat was going to kick her ass.
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