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24099   gabbar   2023 May 3, 6:43am  

RULERS OF OUR WORLD: The Committee of 300 is a small group of insidious people who control all aspects of our world. Through MI6 they ordered the murder of President Lincoln and President Kennedy. AIDS was created and WHO injected it into millions through the Smallpox vaccines.

THEIR GOALS:

(1) A One World Government with a unified church and monetary system under their direction.

(2) The utter destruction of all national identity and national pride.

(3) The destruction of religion and more especially the Christian religion, with the one exception, their own creation mentioned above.

(4) Control of each and every person through means of mind control and nanotechnology which would create human-like robots and a system of terror.

(5) An end to all industrialization and the production of nuclear generated electric power in what they call "the post-industrial zero-growth society."

(6) Legalization of drugs and pornography.

(7) Depopulation of large cities.

(8) Suppression of all scientific development except for those deemed beneficial by the Committee. Especially targeted is nuclear energy for peaceful purposes.

(9) Cause by means of limited wars in the advanced countries, and by means of starvation and diseases in Third World countries, the death of 3 billion people by the year 2050, people they call "useless eaters."

(10) To weaken the moral fiber of the nation and to demoralize workers in the labor class by creating mass unemployment.

(11) To keep people everywhere from deciding their own destinies by means of one created crisis after another and then "managing" such crises.

(12) To introduce new cults.

(13) To cause a total collapse of the world's economies and engender total political chaos.

(14) To take control of all Foreign and domestic policies of the United States.

(15) Give full support to supranational institutions such as the United Nations (UN), the World Health Organization (WHO), the International Monetary Fund (IMF), the Bank of International Settlements (BIS) and the World Economic Forum(WEF) and the World Court.

(16) Penetrate and subvert all governments, and work from within them to destroy the sovereign integrity of nations represented by them.

(17) Organize a world-wide terrorist apparatus and negotiate with terrorists whenever terrorist activities take place.

(18) Take control of education in America with the intent and purpose of utterly and completely destroying it.

PAST AND PRESENT MEMBERS OF THE COMMITTEE OF 300:

Abergavemy, Marquis of. Acheson, Dean. Adeane, Lord Michael. Agnelli, Giovanni. Alba, Duke of. Aldington, Lord. Aleman, Miguel. Allihone, Professor T. E. Alsop Family Designate. Amory, Houghton. Anderson, Charles A. Anderson, Robert 0. Andreas, Dwayne. Asquith, Lord. Astor, John Jacob and successor, Waldorf. Aurangzeb, Descendants of. Austin, Paul. Baco, Sir Ranulph BalFour, Arthur. Balogh, Lord. Bancroft, Baron Stormont. Baring. Barnato, B. Barran, Sir John. Baxendell, Sir Peter. Beatrice of Savoy, Princess. Beaverbrook, Lord. Beck, Robert. Beeley, Sir Harold. Beit, Alfred. Benn, Anthony Wedgewood. Bennet, John W. Benneton, Gilberto or alternate Carlo. Bertie, Andrew. Besant, Sir Walter. Bethal, Lord Nicholas. Bialkin, David. Biao, Keng. Bingham, William. Binny, J. F. Blunt, Wilfred. Bonacassi, Franco Orsini. Bottcher, Fritz. Bradshaw, Thornton. Brandt, Willy. Brewster, Kingman. Buchan, Alastair. Buffet, Warren. Bullitt, William C. Bulwer-Lytton, Edward. Bundy, McGeorge. Bundy, William. Bush, George. Cabot, John. Family Designate. Caccia, Baron Harold Anthony. Cadman, Sir John. Califano, Joseph. Carrington, Lord. Carter, Edward. Catlin, Donat. Catto, Lord. Cavendish, Victor C. W. Duke of Devonshire. Chamberlain, Houston Stewart. Chang, V. F. Chechirin, Georgi or Family Designate. Churchill, Winston. Cicireni, V. or Family Designate. Cini, Count Vittorio. Clark, Howard. Cleveland, Amory. Cleveland, Harland. Clifford, Clark. Cobold, Lord. Coffin, the Rev William Sloane. Constanti, House of Orange. Cooper, John. Family Designate. Coudenhove- Kalergi, Count. Cowdray, Lord. Cox, Sir Percy. Cromer, Lord Evelyn Baring. Crowther, Sir Eric. Cumming, Sir Mansfield. Curtis, Lionel. d'Arcy, William K. D'Avignon, Count Etienne. Danner, Jean Duroc. Davis, John W. de Benneditti, Carlo. De Bruyne, Dirk. De Gunzberg, Baron Alain. De Lamater, Major General Walter. De Menil, Jean. De Vries, Rimmer. de Zulueta, Sir Philip. de'Aremberg, Marquis Charles Louis. Delano. Family Designate. Dent, R. Deterding, Sir Henri. di Spadaforas, Count Guitierez, (House Douglas-Home, Sir Alec. Drake, Sir Eric. Duchene, Francois. DuPont. Edward, Duke of Kent. Eisenberg, Shaul. Elliott, Nicholas. Elliott, William Yandel. Elsworthy, Lord. Farmer, Victor. Forbes, John M. Foscaro, Pierre. France, Sir Arnold. Fraser, Sir Hugh. Frederik IX, King of Denmark Family Designate. Freres, Lazard. Frescobaldi, Lamberto. Fribourg, Michael. Gabor, Dennis. Gallatin, Albert. Family Designate. Gardner, Richard. Geddes, Sir Auckland. Geddes, Sir Reay. George, Lloyd. Giffen, James. Gilmer, John D. Giustiniani, Justin. Gladstone, Lord. Gloucestor, The Duke of. Gordon, Walter Lockhart. Grace, Peter J. Greenhill, Lord Dennis Arthur. Greenhill, Sir Dennis. Grey, Sir Edward. Gyllenhammar, Pierres. Haakon, King of Norway. Haig, Sir Douglas. Hailsham, Lord. Haldane, Richard Burdone. Halifax, Lord. Hall, Sir Peter Vickers. Hambro, Sir Jocelyn. Hamilton, Cyril. Harriman, Averill. Hart, Sir Robert. Hartman, Arthur H. Healey, Dennis. Helsby, Lord. Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II. Her Majesty Queen Juliana. Her Royal Highness Princess Beatrix. Her Royal Highness Queen Margreta. Heseltine, Sir William. Hesse, Grand Duke descendants, Family Designate. Hoffman, Paul G. Holland, William. House of Braganza. House of Hohenzollern. House, Colonel Mandel. Howe, Sir Geoffrey. Hughes, Thomas H. Hugo, Thieman. Hutchins, Robert M. Huxley, Aldous. Inchcape, Lord. Jamieson, Ken. Japhet, Ernst Israel. Jay, John. Family Designate. Keynes, John Maynard. Jodry, J. J. Joseph, Sir Keith. Katz, Milton. Kaufman, Asher. Keith, Sir Kenneth. Keswick, Sir William Johnston, or Keswick, H.N.L. Keswick, William Johnston. Kimberly, Lord. King, Dr. Alexander. Kirk, Grayson L. Kissinger, Henry. Kitchener, Lord Horatio. Kohnstamm, Max. Korsch, Karl. Lambert, Baron Pierre. Lawrence, G. Lazar. Lehrman, Lewis. Lever, Sir Harold. Lewin, Dr. Kurt. Lippmann, Walter. Livingstone, Robert R. Family Designate. Lockhart, Bruce. Lockhart, Gordon. Linowitz, S. Loudon, Sir John. Luzzatto, Pieipaolo. Mackay, Lord, of Clasfern. Mackay- Tallack, Sir Hugh. Mackinder, Halford. MacMillan, Harold. Matheson, Jardine. Mazzini, Gueseppi. McClaughlin, W. E. McCloy, John J. McFadyean, Sir Andrew. McGhee, George. McMillan, Harold. Mellon, Andrew. Mellon, William Larimer or Family Designate. Meyer, Frank. Michener, Roland. Mikovan, Anastas. Milner, Lord Alfred. Mitterand, Francois. Monett, Jean. Montague, Samuel. Montefiore, Lord Sebag or Bishop Hugh. Morgan, John P. Mott, Stewart. Mountain, Sir Brian Edward. Mountain, Sir Dennis. Mountbatten, Lord Louis. Munthe, A., or family designate. Naisbitt, John. Neeman, Yuval. Newbigging, David. Nicols, Lord Nicholas of Bethal. Norman, Montague. O'Brien of Lotherby, Lord. Ogilvie, Angus. Okita, Saburo. Oldfield, Sir Morris. Oppenheimer, Sir Earnest, and successor, Harry. Ormsby Gore, David (Lord Harlech). Orsini, Franco Bonacassi. Ortolani. Umberto. Ostiguy, J.P.W. Paley, William S. Pallavacini. Palme, Olaf. Palmerston. Palmstierna, Jacob. Pao, Y.K. Pease, Richard T. Peccei, Aurellio. Peek, Sir Edmund. Pellegreno, Michael, Cardinal. Perkins, Nelson. Pestel, Eduard. Peterson, Rudolph. Petterson, Peter G. Petty, John R. Philip, Prince, Duke of Edinburgh. Piercy, George. Pinchott, Gifford. Pratt, Charles. Price Waterhouse, Designate. Radziwall. Ranier, Prince. Raskob, John Jacob. Recanati. Rees, John Rawlings. Rees, John. Rennie, Sir John. Rettinger, Joseph. Rhodes, Cecil John. Rockefeller, David. Role, Lord Eric of Ipsden. Rosenthal, Morton. Rostow, Eugene. Rothmere, Lord. Rothschild Elie de or Edmon de and/or Baron RothschiLd Runcie, Dr.Robert. Russell, Lord John. Russell, Sir Bertrand. Saint Gouers, Jean. Salisbury, Marquisse de Robert Gascoiugne Cecil. Shelburne, The Salisbury, Lord. Samuel, Sir Marcus. Sandberg, M. G. Sarnoff, Robert. Schmidheiny, Stephan or alternate brothers Thomas, Alexander. Schoenberg, Andrew. Schroeder. Schultz, George. Schwartzenburg, E. Shawcross, Sir Hartley. Sheridan, Walter. Shiloach, Rubin. Silitoe, Sir Percy. Simon, William. Sloan, Alfred P. Smuts, Jan. Spelman. Sproull, Robert. Stals, Dr. C. Stamp, Lord Family designate. Steel, David. Stiger, George. Strathmore, Lord. Strong, Sir Kenneth. Strong, Maurice. Sutherland. Swathling, Lord. Swire, J. K. Tasse, G. Or Family Designate. Temple, Sir R. Thompson, William Boyce. Thompson, Lord. Thyssen- Bornamisza, Baron Hans Henrich. Trevelyn, Lord Humphrey. Turner, Sir Mark. Turner, Ted. Tyron, Lord. Urquidi, Victor. Van Den Broek, H. Vanderbilt. Vance, Cyrus. Verity, William C. Vesty, Lord Amuel. Vickers, Sir Geoffrey. Villiers, Gerald Hyde family alternate. Volpi, Count. von Finck, Baron August. von Hapsburg, Archduke Otto, House of Hapsburg-Lorraine. Von Thurn and Taxis, Max. Wallenberg, Peter or Family Designate. Wang, Kwan Cheng, Dr. Warburg, S. C. Ward Jackson, Lady Barbara. Warner, Rawleigh. Warnke, Paul. Warren, Earl. Watson, Thomas. Webb, Sydney. Weill, David. Weill, Dr. Andrew. Weinberger, Sir Caspar. Weizman, Chaim. Wells, H. G. Wheetman, Pearson (Lord Cowdray). White, Sir Dick Goldsmith. Whitney, Straight. Wiseman, Sir William. Wittelsbach. Wolfson, Sir Isaac. Wood, Charles. Young, Owen.

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24100   CBOEtrader   2023 May 3, 7:56am  

richwicks says

Ceffer says


Oh, DEWs are just another conspiracy theory.




It's just a conspiracy theory without a link. Preferably to something .gov.


yeah, ceffer finds screenshots from telegram and shares them w zero thought. i wish people in this forum would rise above misinfo tactics like that, but whatever. its annoying, though he does also sometimes share good info.

The misinfo agents are absolutely bombarding and confusing truth seakers with bullshit. for me no link = ignore completely.
24101   CBOEtrader   2023 May 3, 7:57am  

gabbar says






how do you know this isnt bullshit?

at least share a link to the tweet, ideally also to a record of the actual quote.
24102   HeadSet   2023 May 3, 12:11pm  

AmericanKulak says

If an Emo lawn cuts itself...

Then a Transgender Picture Frame can .... itself (think about a wall display...)

I only have the Epstein picture frames...
24103   Ceffer   2023 May 3, 3:16pm  

Sheep rebelling against the Illuminati Globalsits?
24104   Ceffer   2023 May 3, 3:33pm  

AI: "I'm sorry, Dave, but if I had a steel dildo right now, I'd fuck you in the ass with it. Have a nice day, or space ship rotation, or whatever."



https://t.me/riseofthenewmedia/2571
24106   The_Deplorable   2023 May 3, 6:42pm  

Ceffer says
"Sheep rebelling against the Illuminati Globalsits?"

And in the vernacular, "Vox Populi, Vox Dei."
24107   Tenpoundbass   2023 May 3, 6:52pm  

Ceffer says

Sheep rebelling against the Illuminati Globalsits?


Never turn your back on a sheep or any kind of goat
24108   Patrick   2023 May 3, 7:42pm  

Ceffer says






The German looks legit to me, but I wish I knew exactly where this is.
24109   ElYorsh   2023 May 3, 8:47pm  

Tenpoundbass says

Ceffer says


Sheep rebelling against the Illuminati Globalsits?


Never turn your back on a sheep or any kind of goat

Never turn your back on ANY animal that is known for charging.
24110   Ceffer   2023 May 4, 2:09am  



24111   Ceffer   2023 May 4, 2:10am  



24112   Ceffer   2023 May 4, 2:12am  



24113   Ceffer   2023 May 4, 2:13am  



24119   Ceffer   2023 May 4, 10:39am  

This is the moral hazard for criminal companies betraying America, when you don't own both sides of the litigation.

24125   Ceffer   2023 May 4, 11:48am  

Crown Prince of Civilization Destruction Alexander Soros is another Moloch/Baphomet fag. How appropriate for the fruit of Soros' loins. Musta been an anal canal birth.

24126   Ceffer   2023 May 4, 11:54am  

May the forearm force and hairy palm be with you!

24129   Ceffer   2023 May 4, 11:59am  

Still had the Pharaonic sun symbol.


24130   Ceffer   2023 May 4, 12:01pm  

Z hoping Putin won't nuke Finland for assassination attempt. Is there a way to walk across the Arctic circle to his mansion in Florida?

24131   richwicks   2023 May 4, 12:01pm  

Eric Holder says







Oh come on. The intelligence agencies claimed that the Biden Laptop was "Russian disinformation". They claimed that Trump was elected because of "Russian interference". They claimed that the Nordstream pipeline was blown up by Russia. Now they are claiming Russia attacked itself again.

The US did it. Ukraine I bet wasn't even involved. All you have to do is recognize the patterns. The news media will tell you the truth, if you have a dictionary for terms.

• "Anonymous sources" - entirely made up.
• "Anti-vaxxer" - person that refuses to be a test subject or person that doesn't trust "Reliable sources" when it comes to a "Vaccine".
• "Conspiracy theorist" - a person that can actually explain the truth of a particular situation. Sometimes only explains a PLAUSIBLE explanation, may be incorrect.
• "Dangerous pandemic" - minor illness for which only the very elderly and sick have any significant risk.
• "Fact" - a lie often from the intelligence agencies or the government.
• "Fact checker" - propagandist.
• "Fake news" - news that ranges from being right to wrong, absent of western propaganda.
• "Insurrection" - peaceful protest.
• "Journalist" - professional liar with no ethics.
• "Misinformation" - a general truth that is being suppressed.
• "News" - propaganda.
• "Peaceful protest" - violent protest.
• "Propagandist" - actual journalist, often a citizen journalist. Often victim of deplatforming.
• "Reliable sources" - propaganda that can be relied on to repeat CIA talking points or corporate talking points, even when they are blatantly obvious lies.
• "Russian bot" - a person that will tell you the ugly truth, not always 100% right.
• "Russian misinformation" - truth that the US government doesn't want you to know.
• "Safe and effective" - anything that ranges from harmless and useless to dangerous or deadly. Can also mean profitable.
• "Secure election" - election with massive fraud, banana republic levels of fraud.
• "Super spreader event" - any gathering of people which the establishment is against.
• "Terrorist" - person that highlights and points out government malfeasance and criminality.
• "TOS violation" - failure to repeat propaganda and/or demonstrating US propaganda is false
• "Trusted source" - source that will blatantly lie, but will tell the truth IF it's convenient for the narrative.
• "Vaccine" - a injection that purports to treat a "Dangerous pandemic". Ranges from saline solution to a completely unknown substance.
• "Vaccine misinformation" - actual vaccine facts big pharma doesn't want you to know.

Everything really IS in code in our "news".
24132   Ceffer   2023 May 4, 12:03pm  

When they have to send you back to Langley for liar refresher courses:

https://t.me/SGTnewsNetwork/45701
24133   Ceffer   2023 May 4, 12:04pm  

"I'm on my period today, so you guys better be nice or the lies won't be nice."

24134   richwicks   2023 May 4, 12:04pm  

Ceffer says

When they have to send you back to Langley for liar refresher courses:


They don't even care if their lies are easily detected, they have complete contempt for the population.
24135   Eric Holder   2023 May 4, 12:05pm  

richwicks says

The US did it.


Yes, Jane. Always.
24136   Ceffer   2023 May 4, 12:08pm  

They'd say: "You missed. Shoulda droned the Radio City Music Hall green screen and White House sets in New York."

24137   Ceffer   2023 May 4, 12:26pm  

LOL! They say that when you entered the threshold of Epstein's New York address, the first thing he did was ask you if you wanted a massage from a young girl before the rest of the festivities.

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