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2019 Feb 17, 4:30pm   2,482,437 views  36,943 comments

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24102   HeadSet   2023 May 3, 12:11pm  

AmericanKulak says

If an Emo lawn cuts itself...

Then a Transgender Picture Frame can .... itself (think about a wall display...)

I only have the Epstein picture frames...
24103   Ceffer   2023 May 3, 3:16pm  

Sheep rebelling against the Illuminati Globalsits?
24104   Ceffer   2023 May 3, 3:33pm  

AI: "I'm sorry, Dave, but if I had a steel dildo right now, I'd fuck you in the ass with it. Have a nice day, or space ship rotation, or whatever."



https://t.me/riseofthenewmedia/2571
24106   The_Deplorable   2023 May 3, 6:42pm  

Ceffer says
"Sheep rebelling against the Illuminati Globalsits?"

And in the vernacular, "Vox Populi, Vox Dei."
24107   Tenpoundbass   2023 May 3, 6:52pm  

Ceffer says

Sheep rebelling against the Illuminati Globalsits?


Never turn your back on a sheep or any kind of goat
24108   Patrick   2023 May 3, 7:42pm  

Ceffer says






The German looks legit to me, but I wish I knew exactly where this is.
24109   ElYorsh   2023 May 3, 8:47pm  

Tenpoundbass says

Ceffer says


Sheep rebelling against the Illuminati Globalsits?


Never turn your back on a sheep or any kind of goat

Never turn your back on ANY animal that is known for charging.
24110   Ceffer   2023 May 4, 2:09am  



24111   Ceffer   2023 May 4, 2:10am  



24112   Ceffer   2023 May 4, 2:12am  



24113   Ceffer   2023 May 4, 2:13am  



24119   Ceffer   2023 May 4, 10:39am  

This is the moral hazard for criminal companies betraying America, when you don't own both sides of the litigation.

24125   Ceffer   2023 May 4, 11:48am  

Crown Prince of Civilization Destruction Alexander Soros is another Moloch/Baphomet fag. How appropriate for the fruit of Soros' loins. Musta been an anal canal birth.

24126   Ceffer   2023 May 4, 11:54am  

May the forearm force and hairy palm be with you!

24129   Ceffer   2023 May 4, 11:59am  

Still had the Pharaonic sun symbol.


24130   Ceffer   2023 May 4, 12:01pm  

Z hoping Putin won't nuke Finland for assassination attempt. Is there a way to walk across the Arctic circle to his mansion in Florida?

24131   richwicks   2023 May 4, 12:01pm  

Eric Holder says







Oh come on. The intelligence agencies claimed that the Biden Laptop was "Russian disinformation". They claimed that Trump was elected because of "Russian interference". They claimed that the Nordstream pipeline was blown up by Russia. Now they are claiming Russia attacked itself again.

The US did it. Ukraine I bet wasn't even involved. All you have to do is recognize the patterns. The news media will tell you the truth, if you have a dictionary for terms.

• "Anonymous sources" - entirely made up.
• "Anti-vaxxer" - person that refuses to be a test subject or person that doesn't trust "Reliable sources" when it comes to a "Vaccine".
• "Conspiracy theorist" - a person that can actually explain the truth of a particular situation. Sometimes only explains a PLAUSIBLE explanation, may be incorrect.
• "Dangerous pandemic" - minor illness for which only the very elderly and sick have any significant risk.
• "Fact" - a lie often from the intelligence agencies or the government.
• "Fact checker" - propagandist.
• "Fake news" - news that ranges from being right to wrong, absent of western propaganda.
• "Insurrection" - peaceful protest.
• "Journalist" - professional liar with no ethics.
• "Misinformation" - a general truth that is being suppressed.
• "News" - propaganda.
• "Peaceful protest" - violent protest.
• "Propagandist" - actual journalist, often a citizen journalist. Often victim of deplatforming.
• "Reliable sources" - propaganda that can be relied on to repeat CIA talking points or corporate talking points, even when they are blatantly obvious lies.
• "Russian bot" - a person that will tell you the ugly truth, not always 100% right.
• "Russian misinformation" - truth that the US government doesn't want you to know.
• "Safe and effective" - anything that ranges from harmless and useless to dangerous or deadly. Can also mean profitable.
• "Secure election" - election with massive fraud, banana republic levels of fraud.
• "Super spreader event" - any gathering of people which the establishment is against.
• "Terrorist" - person that highlights and points out government malfeasance and criminality.
• "TOS violation" - failure to repeat propaganda and/or demonstrating US propaganda is false
• "Trusted source" - source that will blatantly lie, but will tell the truth IF it's convenient for the narrative.
• "Vaccine" - a injection that purports to treat a "Dangerous pandemic". Ranges from saline solution to a completely unknown substance.
• "Vaccine misinformation" - actual vaccine facts big pharma doesn't want you to know.

Everything really IS in code in our "news".
24132   Ceffer   2023 May 4, 12:03pm  

When they have to send you back to Langley for liar refresher courses:

https://t.me/SGTnewsNetwork/45701
24133   Ceffer   2023 May 4, 12:04pm  

"I'm on my period today, so you guys better be nice or the lies won't be nice."

24134   richwicks   2023 May 4, 12:04pm  

Ceffer says

When they have to send you back to Langley for liar refresher courses:


They don't even care if their lies are easily detected, they have complete contempt for the population.
24135   Eric Holder   2023 May 4, 12:05pm  

richwicks says

The US did it.


Yes, Jane. Always.
24136   Ceffer   2023 May 4, 12:08pm  

They'd say: "You missed. Shoulda droned the Radio City Music Hall green screen and White House sets in New York."

24137   Ceffer   2023 May 4, 12:26pm  

LOL! They say that when you entered the threshold of Epstein's New York address, the first thing he did was ask you if you wanted a massage from a young girl before the rest of the festivities.

24139   AmericanKulak   2023 May 4, 12:37pm  

Ceffer says

Crown Prince of Civilization Destruction Alexander Soros is another Moloch/Baphomet fag. How appropriate for the fruit of Soros' loins. Musta been an anal canal birth.

Him and Weiner should get together and make a new strain of Gay Bowel Disease pathogens together.

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