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2019 Feb 17, 4:30pm   2,413,924 views  36,330 comments

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25103   Patrick   2023 May 31, 8:58pm  

Ceffer says






Wow, that's actually a website:

https://southwoke.com/

I haven't personally noticed much wokeness from Southwest though.
25104   richwicks   2023 May 31, 9:05pm  

Patrick says

Ceffer says







Wow, that's actually a website:

https://southwoke.com/

I haven't personally noticed much wokeness from Southwest though.


It's a Saturday Night Live parody.
25105   Patrick   2023 May 31, 10:38pm  

richwicks says

It's a Saturday Night Live parody.


I don't see that. Please explain.
25106   Ceffer   2023 May 31, 11:12pm  

So, our politicians are laundering weapons to their cartel allies. To use against whom, exactly? Did the 'big guy' get his cut?

25109   Ceffer   2023 May 31, 11:30pm  

To be replaced by soldiers and gang elements flooding the border.

25112   Ceffer   2023 Jun 1, 9:56am  

New EU currency has picture of Baphomet when folded over. Think they are trying to tell us something?

25113   Tenpoundbass   2023 Jun 1, 10:09am  

Ceffer says

New EU currency has picture of Baphomet when folded over. Think they are trying to tell us something?


That looks like the "Sheeeeeeeeiiiiiit" meme guy.
25115   richwicks   2023 Jun 1, 11:16am  

Patrick says

richwicks says


It's a Saturday Night Live parody.


I don't see that. Please explain.


On the website you'll find and embedded YouTube video:

https://southwoke.com/

If you follow that to YouTube you'll find it's a saturday night life parody. The website is a joke website.
25116   Ceffer   2023 Jun 1, 11:17am  

"Three Murders Every Hour: South African Farmers Set up Safe Havens as Crime Explodes"

Will the Boers in South Africa be the model for Americans withdrawing from the feral, KommieKunt overrun, fake election, forebrainless coastal cities? Primitive attack and plunder kleptocracy vs. productive land use, planning and hard work?
https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2023/06/three-murders-every-hour-south-african-farmers-set/
Those who cannot plan, build and maintain steal and murder.


25117   Ceffer   2023 Jun 1, 12:44pm  

Biden Actor pratfall. Planned acting? You can see it is a younger man than alleged Biden.

https://t.me/TommyRobinsonNews/48370
25118   clambo   2023 Jun 1, 1:15pm  

That's Biden, and it's great.
Someday there will be a supercuts of him falling all over the place, ending with Trump hitting a hole in one on his golf course.
25119   Booger   2023 Jun 1, 1:29pm  



25120   Booger   2023 Jun 1, 1:41pm  


25135   Ceffer   2023 Jun 2, 12:26am  

The AI bot doesn't tell you what is real or not real, it just tells you what is out there in the information universe.img src="/uploads/0/5/d/05dc60dd075d6217f63cd34338a990d7.jpg" width="800" height="724">

25137   goofus   2023 Jun 2, 12:29am  

Ceffer says

Using the Satanic inversion decoder ring, it means that WHO is lying to dissuade from one thing to lure into another that is actually harmful.

https://t.me/STFNREPORT/23697


WHO is probably looking for any heart disease culprit that is not their safe and effective vaccine.
25139   zzyzzx   2023 Jun 2, 8:38am  

Just came out as a heterosexual, unvaccinated, white male to my leftist parents!!

The dinner table went dead silent. Mom started crying. Dad stared down at his bowl of soy and mashed up heart medication, literally shaking. Jamal, my Mom's live-in boyfriend, shifted awkwardly in his seat. You could cut the atmosphere with a knife. Until now I had been living a lie. I had told them I was a fully boosted, non-binary, trans adjacent woman (whatever that is) who identifies as half-BIPOC, half-Latinx. To keep up appearances, I even shopped at Target and drank Bud Light.

"Why are you defiling the humble sanctity and quiet joy of Pride Month like this, Moonstone?" my Mother cried as she applied six masks to her face and backed up from the table until she was six feet away.

"That's another thing," I blurted out, "I'm going by Jack now."

"This is a phase, it'll pass," Dad stammered, shaking his head, his jowls flapping about like Boss Nass. "We'll get you down to the nearest vaccination clinic. The nurses there will set you straight about COVID, and then once you're double jabbed and boosted we can get you a therapist to help cure you of your toxic masculinity and disgusting heteronormativity."

"Have you tried not being an anti-vax plague-rat?" Mom chimed in, wringing her hands. "Think of what this will do to Grandma, you'll literally kill her!"

I stood firm and told them I wasn't going to get vaccinated.

"Where did we go wrong?!" Mom sobbed, clinging to Jamal as Dad quivered behind them, nursing a throbbing erection through his skirt. "Was I a bad birthing person?! I did everything Reddit told me to!"

"Get out," Jamal hollered through his N95, "fucking plague-rat bigot scum."

I slammed the tuck-friendly bathing suit my Mom gave me for my last birthday down on the table and stormed out. Later that evening my Mom put up a cryptic post on Facebook about the dangers of "Qanon", "5G microchip conspiracy theories" and "misinformation", and then blocked me shortly afterwards.

https://www.reddit.com/r/CoronavirusCirclejerk/comments/13xojnk/just_came_out_as_a_heterosexual_unvaccinated/
25140   Ceffer   2023 Jun 2, 9:34am  

Sole Man. Biden Actor's staged prat fall showed soles of no known shoe according to an internet observer? Military issue for a military actor? I wish they would rip that silicon shit off that guy's face and show him to the camera.



25141   Ceffer   2023 Jun 2, 9:40am  



25142   Ceffer   2023 Jun 2, 9:46am  

All of the cadets continued laughing even as Biden Actor did his pratfall. They know a comedy act when they see one.

https://t.me/gatewaypunditofficial/30561

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