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2019 Feb 17, 4:30pm   2,262,517 views  35,197 comments

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25118   clambo   2023 Jun 1, 1:15pm  

That's Biden, and it's great.
Someday there will be a supercuts of him falling all over the place, ending with Trump hitting a hole in one on his golf course.
25119   Booger   2023 Jun 1, 1:29pm  



25120   Booger   2023 Jun 1, 1:41pm  


25135   Ceffer   2023 Jun 2, 12:26am  

The AI bot doesn't tell you what is real or not real, it just tells you what is out there in the information universe.img src="/uploads/0/5/d/05dc60dd075d6217f63cd34338a990d7.jpg" width="800" height="724">

25137   goofus   2023 Jun 2, 12:29am  

Ceffer says

Using the Satanic inversion decoder ring, it means that WHO is lying to dissuade from one thing to lure into another that is actually harmful.

https://t.me/STFNREPORT/23697


WHO is probably looking for any heart disease culprit that is not their safe and effective vaccine.
25139   zzyzzx   2023 Jun 2, 8:38am  

Just came out as a heterosexual, unvaccinated, white male to my leftist parents!!

The dinner table went dead silent. Mom started crying. Dad stared down at his bowl of soy and mashed up heart medication, literally shaking. Jamal, my Mom's live-in boyfriend, shifted awkwardly in his seat. You could cut the atmosphere with a knife. Until now I had been living a lie. I had told them I was a fully boosted, non-binary, trans adjacent woman (whatever that is) who identifies as half-BIPOC, half-Latinx. To keep up appearances, I even shopped at Target and drank Bud Light.

"Why are you defiling the humble sanctity and quiet joy of Pride Month like this, Moonstone?" my Mother cried as she applied six masks to her face and backed up from the table until she was six feet away.

"That's another thing," I blurted out, "I'm going by Jack now."

"This is a phase, it'll pass," Dad stammered, shaking his head, his jowls flapping about like Boss Nass. "We'll get you down to the nearest vaccination clinic. The nurses there will set you straight about COVID, and then once you're double jabbed and boosted we can get you a therapist to help cure you of your toxic masculinity and disgusting heteronormativity."

"Have you tried not being an anti-vax plague-rat?" Mom chimed in, wringing her hands. "Think of what this will do to Grandma, you'll literally kill her!"

I stood firm and told them I wasn't going to get vaccinated.

"Where did we go wrong?!" Mom sobbed, clinging to Jamal as Dad quivered behind them, nursing a throbbing erection through his skirt. "Was I a bad birthing person?! I did everything Reddit told me to!"

"Get out," Jamal hollered through his N95, "fucking plague-rat bigot scum."

I slammed the tuck-friendly bathing suit my Mom gave me for my last birthday down on the table and stormed out. Later that evening my Mom put up a cryptic post on Facebook about the dangers of "Qanon", "5G microchip conspiracy theories" and "misinformation", and then blocked me shortly afterwards.

https://www.reddit.com/r/CoronavirusCirclejerk/comments/13xojnk/just_came_out_as_a_heterosexual_unvaccinated/
25140   Ceffer   2023 Jun 2, 9:34am  

Sole Man. Biden Actor's staged prat fall showed soles of no known shoe according to an internet observer? Military issue for a military actor? I wish they would rip that silicon shit off that guy's face and show him to the camera.



25141   Ceffer   2023 Jun 2, 9:40am  



25142   Ceffer   2023 Jun 2, 9:46am  

All of the cadets continued laughing even as Biden Actor did his pratfall. They know a comedy act when they see one.

https://t.me/gatewaypunditofficial/30561
25143   Ceffer   2023 Jun 2, 9:50am  

Another one of the good guys gets kabonged.

https://t.me/gatewaypunditofficial/30561
25144   Ceffer   2023 Jun 2, 9:57am  

All of you poor, toiling poindexters, suffering the dim illusion that the Ivies have a meritocracy layer, enjoy your forced vaccines and this kind of educational strawman garbage pap. Maybe you'll make it in somewhere as a corporate apparatchik. Meanwhile, the only real education is for the unvaccinated illuminati secret handshake elites in the 'inner university' and the private clubs.

https://t.me/gatewaypunditofficial/30580
25145   Ceffer   2023 Jun 2, 10:05am  

The fate for pedophile whistle blowers awaits you in your future if you don't submit to the master control AI. Your social credit score drops too low, and you are intransigent, your car's facial recognition will identify you and your car will be flying off a cliff or headed for that brick wall at 120mph. If they enjoy killing whole plane loads of people to get one person, you and your vehicle are a mere trifle.

https://t.me/taboo_science1/2485
25146   Ceffer   2023 Jun 2, 10:51am  

Nazi collaborator from childhood, condemned and disavowed by Jewish groups, nonetheless, Soros avails himself of Romulan Cloaking device of antisemitism. “If it’s good enough for the Khazarian Mafia who invested in Hitler, it’s good enough for me!” Examining the roots of persecution and purging the pretenders?

https://t.me/gatewaypunditofficial/30589

https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2023/06/soros-gets-bad-news-ingenious-group-rises-cant/
25147   Ceffer   2023 Jun 2, 10:54am  

Time to do a Maxwell Smart? "Would you believe it was only a free lunch? Would you believe 100K, but it was an accounting error? Would you believe a measly million?"

https://t.me/gatewaypunditofficial/30590
25151   Ceffer   2023 Jun 2, 11:19am  

No, but there are lots of pix of Hunter having sex and cocaine parties with your fake daughters, even a picture of Malia's credit card used to chop cocaine which is exactly the same as your credit card.

25152   Ceffer   2023 Jun 2, 11:22am  

Stack of lies require more lies to prop them up. This sack of drizzly shit is another Globalist joke.

https://t.me/riseofthenewmedia/3146
25153   Ceffer   2023 Jun 2, 11:30am  

What we can be sure of that the same forces that brought us the Covid Fraud will be orchestrating the death toll figures as well. There will be no reliable statistic that will show the extent of their walk away poisons effects because press and government collusions. In terms of first degree of separation, my brother dead less than two years after vax, my wife's brother dead 10 months after vax, many first and second person reports of deaths and pathologies post vax. Attributions are not nearly tracking due to societal denial and ongoing propaganda. We never even heard of anybody having fake Covid at anything closer than third person reports, but lots of proximate morbidity around vax.

https://t.me/JustDudeChannel/29019
25155   Ceffer   2023 Jun 2, 12:03pm  

Simon says what's good for the PM is good for the illegals.

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