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Tenpoundbass
2023 Jun 21, 3:08pm
Tenpoundbass
2023 Jun 21, 3:08pm
Yeah and they fired the 50 year old White Guys and even put in their adds do not apply.
I can see it now, they are unveiling the Prototype. The 50 year old white guy says... "What no manual override controls, that's fucking retarded, what if the controller runs out of batteries?"
Team looks at Rainbow colored X-Box controller and tells him he is Toxic and nobody feels safe with him there. They feel like he is a threat to their life, and demanded HR fired him.
I can see it now, they are unveiling the Prototype. The 50 year old white guy says... "What no manual override controls, that's fucking retarded, what if the controller runs out of batteries?"
Team looks at Rainbow colored X-Box controller and tells him he is Toxic and nobody feels safe with him there. They feel like he is a threat to their life, and demanded HR fired him.
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Patrick
2023 Jun 22, 11:31am
Patrick
2023 Jun 22, 11:31am
I am horrified at the likely end of those guys. But some of the jokes are spot-on.
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FortwayeAsFuckJoeBiden
2023 Jun 22, 11:35am
Patrick says
well yeah the operator brought it on himself.
I am horrified at the likely end of those guys. But some of the jokes are spot-on.
well yeah the operator brought it on himself.
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Eric Holder
2023 Jun 22, 11:37am
Eric Holder
2023 Jun 22, 11:37am
Patrick says
Looks like it was instant. There are worse ways to go.
I am horrified at the likely end of those guys. But some of the jokes are spot-on.
Looks like it was instant. There are worse ways to go.
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Patrick
2023 Jun 22, 12:32pm
Patrick
2023 Jun 22, 12:32pm
Is there some evidence that it broke and was crushed by the pressure? That would definitely be preferable to knowing for three days that you're going to run out of oxygen.
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Patrick
2023 Jun 22, 1:06pm
Patrick
2023 Jun 22, 1:06pm
Ah, there is some evidence that it was crushed:
https://slaynews.com/news/coast-guard-says-missing-submarine-search-finds-debris-field-near-titanic-wreckage/
https://slaynews.com/news/coast-guard-says-missing-submarine-search-finds-debris-field-near-titanic-wreckage/
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RWSGFY
2023 Jun 22, 2:20pm
RWSGFY
2023 Jun 22, 2:20pm
Patrick says
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=a01QQZyl-_I
Ah, there is some evidence that it was crushed:
https://slaynews.com/news/coast-guard-says-missing-submarine-search-finds-debris-field-near-titanic-wreckage/
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=a01QQZyl-_I
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DhammaStep
2023 Jun 22, 3:19pm
I read that the 19 year old didn't even want to go, he went to appease his father. I think it's perfectly fine for older people to take such ridiculous risks but you shouldn't take your damn kid along. People are too stupid to realize that the deep sea is as terrifying as space. As much as you'd probably want to, you wouldn't strap your kid to a rocket and send them to Mars would you?
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Ceffer
2023 Jun 24, 4:56pm
Ceffer
2023 Jun 24, 4:56pm
Bicycles put you into the position when you drive a car of a dinosaur accidentally crushing wobbling squirrels with no common sense. The cyclists are so righteous and dumb, they really think that random dinosaurs can be controlled by their pretense.
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