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Seagull works for the hot dog vendor.

Bicycles put you into the position when you drive a car of a dinosaur accidentally crushing wobbling squirrels with no common sense. The cyclists are so righteous and dumb, they really think that random dinosaurs can be controlled by their pretense.

Bottom line, he'd jump that junk in a heartbeat.

I don't know fake tits are a hard sell to me as well. I like women comfortable in their own skin.

Well... That's what actually happened..

Ceffer says

Bottom line, he'd jump that junk in a heartbeat.

He could tell they were fake because they didn't jiggle with the jumping. Stupid bolt-on cunt. MEN KNOW.

Women who feel disadvantaged in the attraction arena become delusional about their breasts. Having an exaggerated set of sproingers is a fantasy, and frankly, it attracts more moths to the flames than not. They don't call it the dumb stick for nothing.

Bitches are proud of those fake fuckers. My wife has had a couple of friends get sproingers, and if you DON'T pointedly dwell on them, they are offended. Also, they have had enhanced success attracting daft gomers to their webs. Ha, Ha, I said a funny, pointed, LOL!

Truck surfing didn't work out so well. We walk down there all the time.

LOL! I put this in the funny picture thread because if you believe this is a self garroting mark then......... Looks like cheap lipstick.

With regard to what I previously said:

I (think?) I improved it. Included is a reference to a product from Amazon, complete with a QR code to a 2nd grade teacher who bought a poster, but only of the prediction. They loved it!

I also have a higher resolution image, because @Patrick is downgrading images. This is the high resolution image:

https://i.ibb.co/7WQ3zst/gay-marriage.png



The QR code points to: https://www.amazon.com/What-Will-Happen-Marriage-Legalized/dp/B00JPJW2IK - read the review. If it's deleted, I put it in archive.org: https://web.archive.org/web/20230628084644/https://www.amazon.com/What-Will-Happen-Marriage-Legalized/dp/B00JPJW2IK

The obliviousness of a 2nd grade teacher is kind of astounding. I would have been 7-8 then, back then I was that oblivious, but not at 10 when I was starting to hear the bus chatter on what "sex" was.. Turns out there was a reason why the younger kids sat at the front, and the older ones in back.

Patrick says

Inspecting, this picture, I think it's been modified in order to create this illusion. Fooling around with luminesce levels, I got this:



I think somebody booted up photoshop and artificially darkened the picture because the original picture can't be recovered. I think they set a threshold for "black" and made that all black.

I don't believe fur can possibly be that black.

I missed the cat the first time, thanks!

richwicks says

I think somebody booted up photoshop and artificially darkened the picture because the original picture can't be recovered.

I don't know it could have been taken with a camera that cell phones had around 2006. They were poor quality, low res, and saturation and bright levels were crap. Next to no detail in any photo.

NuttBoxer says

I missed the cat the first time, thanks!

Yeah, I was like "but it IS a broken chair", but then I made out the eyes. You can easily see the cat if you go to full screen, if anything outside of the picture is on a black background.

Tenpoundbass says

I don't know it could have been taken with a camera that cell phones had around 2006. They were poor quality, low res, and saturation and bright levels were crap. Next to no detail in any photo.

Do you know about luminosity levels? So, in digital photography, you get a "look" that is tape, and a "look" that is film. The earlier video cameras were linear, but later ones had the film spline.

What changes is that low level brightness levels are compressed together in terms of their luminosity, and bright levels, are compressed together in bright levels. That's how you could instinctively tell if something was recorded on tape versus film. That's why black people looked so dark on film, and when you saw them on camera they appeared to be much lighter.

For example: I reversed it for the image above:



The curve for luminosity for FILM looks something like this:



The straight line is what video tape looked like in 1990, and the curved one is more like film. They (apparently?) do this so that the sky won't just drown out what you're trying to record, and when it's dark, you can't see it anyhow.

What's kind of neat about this is you can take a video tape, and make it more "film like". If you've ever seen some cheap soap opera from the 1980's, you could see that it was on video tape. You could also tell the difference if a television show was done "live" versus being pre-recorded, which was almost always on film.