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ForcedTQ says

AmericanKulak says

Soy Oil.

Try to find a mayonaise without soybean oil. Gonna make my own, because the real shit is $7 for a tiny jar.

Use Avocado oil, it makes for a Bom.com mayonnaise.

Yep, the FIRST ingredient. And chances are the big brand "Avocado" or "Olive Oil" Mayo has Soybean Oil as a top ingredient, too. The bioengineered is just icing on the sick cake.

Arrest Video - this one reminds me of "Crazy Eyes" Leftoid Meme.

Because, she has the same crazy eyes, short hair, etc. And she resists arrest to the point that any male would have had the shit kicked out of him.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D7AUX7V3WEQ

AmericanKulak says

Try to find a mayonaise without soybean oil. Gonna make my own, because the real shit is $7 for a tiny jar.

Let us know how it turns out. I have heard that it can "break" - meaning it will separate. As far as I know, it's just an egg combined with oil plus flavoring like mustard and some acid like lemon juice or vinegar.

https://www.rt.com/news/579399-cancer-trust-bonus-hole-transgender/

UK Cancer trust defends calling vagina ‘bonus hole’

https://notthebee.com/article/watch-these-2-female-nyc-officers-try-to-arrest-a-very-small-man-and-fail-miserably

Booger says

https://www.rt.com/news/579399-cancer-trust-bonus-hole-transgender/

UK Cancer trust defends calling vagina ‘bonus hole’

First, who gives a shit what some bullshit organization calls something.

Second, how the fuck did they come up with the term "bonus hole"? Why not "happy hole", "pleasure box", "baby's first slide", "squeeze box", "penis pocket", or anything else? I can literally come up with hundreds.

Isn't it funny that "Spends 2 hours or more on PC" is a redflag, but spending hours and hours on a smartphone, checking every few minutes, isn't a red flag?

AmericanKulak says

Brutality. And he got suspended, of course, on a reddit called "RoastMe", no less. Redditors are the sissymeisters.

Nothing worse than a Reddit Incel Social/Sexual Anthropologist. He'd don the gimp suit in a heartbeat for a chance at that crack.

https://babylonbee.com/news/internalized-misogyny-girl-pretends-her-successful-lawyer-barbie-is-a-mommy

AmericanKulak says

Santa Cruz, anyone?

Skeletor signs autographs in Hollywood.



Yes, it's who you think she is, without extra filters and trick camera angles, and that beautiful vegan heathful diet is taking it's toll.

She's so skinny, all her makeup fell off.

Ceffer says

She's so skinny, all her makeup fell off.

Nah, it was absorbed for nourishment.

Foundation probably has that Vegan desperately needed Zinc.

Patrick says

We are in the age where facts don't matter. Literally the only thing that matters to anyone is whatever is best for them. They will take the political side that they benefit from. That is all that matters. Politicians and those who hate meritocracy are the worst people on earth.

That is one of the funniest fucking pictures I have ever seen.

Schrodinger's Feminist is nothing. Wait until you see the Feminist Black Box.

"In physics, a black box is a system whose internal structure is unknown, or need not be considered for a particular purpose."

And I thought they were going to talk about Lizzo.

Ceffer says

"In physics, a black box is a system whose internal structure is unknown, or need not be considered for a particular purpose."

And I thought they were going to talk about Lizzo.

Nah, an object with this level of mass is a Black Hole, not a Black Box.

Ceffer says

And I thought they were going to talk about Lizzo.

The only reason Lizzo is famous, is because she's fat. I bet she dies before 50.

I think Lizzo is a deliberate attempt to alter what men like by telling them what they should like. Not going to work. At all.

Men have a million years of evolution coded into their brains which tells them which women are likely to give birth to healthy children.

I have not yet had the chance, but, I am longing to be around some gal who makes a statement something along the lines of, "Lizzo is really beautiful." And, then, I can say, "Yes. Actually, you kind of remind me of Lizzo."

Please, I pray to whatever God that might be out there to let me give this a try before I die.

Kepi says

Please, I pray to whatever God that might be out there to let me give this a try before I die.

LOL! I think your death may transpire shortly after. Never fuck with a sanctimonious, hypocritical, insincere Libby.

Ceffer says

I think your death may transpire shortly after. Never fuck with a sanctimonious, hypocritical, insincere Libby.

Haha. Point taken.

https://babylonbee.com/news/fatphobic-ai-still-not-generating-a-supermodel-that-looks-like-lizzo

AmericanKulak says

Arrest Video - this one reminds me of "Crazy Eyes" Leftoid Meme.

Because, she has the same crazy eyes, short hair, etc. And she resists arrest to the point that any male would have had the shit kicked out of him.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D7AUX7V3WEQ

Looks like Christian bale in American Psycho lol this is beyond 1000 cock stare, it's more like "I almost murdered my husband and love it" stare. Womynx are fucking unstable creatures

mell says

AmericanKulak says

Arrest Video - this one reminds me of "Crazy Eyes" Leftoid Meme.

Because, she has the same crazy eyes, short hair, etc. And she resists arrest to the point that any male would have had the shit kicked out of him.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D7AUX7V3WEQ

Looks like Christian bale in American Psycho lol this is beyond 1000 cock stare, it's more like "I almost murdered my husband and love it" stare. Womynx are fucking unstable creatures

Crazy eyes and bolt-ons. What a drunk slore.

mell says

Looks like Christian bale in American Psycho lol this is beyond 1000 cock stare, it's more like "I almost murdered my husband and love it" stare. Womynx are fucking unstable creatures

Bwahaha. Get out the eye bleach for the next one.

Man, Briget Fonda is so hot, I would tap that ass, Surfer Gals aren't my type but damn

- Me, in my 20s, just after seeing the movie Jackie Brown










Prepare yourself emotionally and Physically









Don't say I didn't warn you

One of the most pithy and most PROFOUND memes of all time.

Patrick says

You know, I can't believe this is real.

First, and this is racist, she's white - what is her source of income? I doubt it's welfare, pretty hard for a white lady to get welfare. Second, 12 kids? She looks pretty awake and good for 12 kids. Where would a single mother have the time to work, cook and clean, with 12 kids? She also looks very good for 40.

I think this is a joke post.

Most men, unless they've already had kids, run away screaming from a woman with kids. You have 2 "baby daddies", and you're done, you will never get married. She has 8 (supposedly) and she's "supposedly still figuring it out". Any woman that has had kids from more than 1 father, they're radioactive. Everybody knows that.

Finally, the name "Crystal".

She's either got an incredibly supportive family, or she's somehow independently wealthy, or she's not real.